MelaninQueen
🎗️ | Averaging 3 hours of sleep per night. Lonely
- Feb 19, 2024
- 18,458
Bruh, normies don't get it. Like, they can't even pretend to understand our vibes. Their lives are so giga-chad different that their advice is as useless as a goldfish teaching a giraffe how to climb trees. Like, imagine a dog telling a cow how to not get turned into steak, bro. The dog is all like, 'Just wag your tail and humans will love you!' But nah, the cow's fate was sealed the second she was born. Doggo just lucked out by existing, and the cow got yeeted into sadness.
Normie privilege is so cringe, bro. Like, 'Just get a job,' they say. Wow, such advice, much help. But what if you're, like, an ultra-mega-nerd with no skills or your country has no jobs? Or you got, like, Polish bosses who hate your vibes and ban your gamer sunglasses? Not everyone is built for this capitalism DLC, my dude. Sometimes life just gives you the NPC role, and it’s not even your fault.
And normies? Bro, stuff just happens for them. Jobs fall into their laps like free loot drops in a noob game. They don’t know what it’s like to spam 100 applications and get ghosted like you don’t even exist. Meanwhile, Becky gets the job because she smiled at the manager’s uncle’s cousin. Normie life is basically Easy Mode. I just want the RNG to bless me for once. Imagine not sweating every day just to exist. Must be nice.
Normie privilege is so cringe, bro. Like, 'Just get a job,' they say. Wow, such advice, much help. But what if you're, like, an ultra-mega-nerd with no skills or your country has no jobs? Or you got, like, Polish bosses who hate your vibes and ban your gamer sunglasses? Not everyone is built for this capitalism DLC, my dude. Sometimes life just gives you the NPC role, and it’s not even your fault.
And normies? Bro, stuff just happens for them. Jobs fall into their laps like free loot drops in a noob game. They don’t know what it’s like to spam 100 applications and get ghosted like you don’t even exist. Meanwhile, Becky gets the job because she smiled at the manager’s uncle’s cousin. Normie life is basically Easy Mode. I just want the RNG to bless me for once. Imagine not sweating every day just to exist. Must be nice.
