patientfrog
NEET Royalty
- Apr 21, 2022
- 2,225
I'm going to spend more time in the sun,
the jobs offered to me i shun,
from responsibility and relationships i run,
but what's wrong with a little fun?
under the sun, i shall start to lift weights,
as of yet i have no dates,
the redpillers tell me it's not great,
so on that point i think i'll wait
the men who get all the girls are called chad
as for me, my life is rather drab
on my body, i have no small amount of flab
it's not all bad.
biden wants to send me to war
to die in a pit so corporations can have more
but i am no government whore
i wouldn't make the cut, running to me is a chore.
those here know of what i speak
the riddles offered as of yet are quite weak
why wish for a glamorous life whose requirements i can't meet?
for now, it's not all bad being a neet.
the jobs offered to me i shun,
from responsibility and relationships i run,
but what's wrong with a little fun?
under the sun, i shall start to lift weights,
as of yet i have no dates,
the redpillers tell me it's not great,
so on that point i think i'll wait
the men who get all the girls are called chad
as for me, my life is rather drab
on my body, i have no small amount of flab
it's not all bad.
biden wants to send me to war
to die in a pit so corporations can have more
but i am no government whore
i wouldn't make the cut, running to me is a chore.
those here know of what i speak
the riddles offered as of yet are quite weak
why wish for a glamorous life whose requirements i can't meet?
for now, it's not all bad being a neet.