Story Advice on my life - Ukrainian 27 neet incel ready to rope OR cope (also a love story)

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Noldorin Juche
Feb 1, 2021
49
Greetings, NEETS.me! I've procrastinated for years writing this message, so it's now or never.

1. I'm a 27 year old honourary NEET living in the Ukraine:
1) while I'm in a uni (/YUCK), I was the only student in my group for 4 years, and then it was online study for 1 more year, and now it's been offline but I wasn't fucking coming (I nevertheless finished my term and began a new one);
2) I have never talked to anyone but my mom, I literally have no idea how and where or to whom open my mouth. I only talk when prompted by teachers. I have no idea how to get a socialcsircle, or a waifu for a handholding experience;
3) I am protected from military conscription as long as I remain in this retarded prison where I've been living for 20 years now (I was top of the class in my highschool though, but now I've grown bored.

2. In May 2023, a random person started talking to me in Reddit DMs (I'm not a schizo, it's real); she turned out to be a suicidal Japanese girl (I'm not a weeb), she later ghosted me in June/July, and I cried a lot.

3. Now it's January 2024, and I have bought sodium nitrite to kill myself (this is not a threat) and a few dozen Steam games (to balance it out).

4. I would probably rope by January 2026 CE because both war and inceldom, BUT:
1) my current cope is the coming of AI waifus in 2024-25 (I've been trying to cope with the current models, but they are still too retarded for my taste);
2) any advice on how to go social maxxing if I have absolutely no clue where or how to talk to anyone?

P.S. There are a few more things:
1) I talked to a male classmate in June 2023 when we were walking outside with the rest of the class, I could at least say a few paragraphs about CSGO (which I don't even play, so that's huge;
2) in May 2023, when I had to ask a random girl whether she was from my group (I have a bad facial memory), I didn't see disgust on her face (so my own face is probably not deformed);
3) in October 2023, a random girl said hi to me in my uni corridor (I couldn't learn her name, so I'm probably a chad and a fakecel and should kill myself);
4) another tale of my fakeceldom - I created a Tinder account in late November 2023, upvoted every single profile in my shitty W Ukrainian city, and got 2 females to talk to, they both were from rural areas, so I could never meet them:
a) one asked for my Telegram, which I provided, and she never responded;
b) the other was a [former?] Jehovah's Witness from some village, I didn't know how to keep up the conversation after 2 days, so it petered off.

Does anyone know any way to increase my social skills in the context of the Ukraine? Do I need to go ask on the Russian 4chan instead? Or drink poison? Or cope?
 
Magonia

Magonia

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Jan 2, 2022
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4. I would probably rope by January 2026 CE because both war and inceldom, BUT:
1) my current cope is the coming of AI waifus in 2024-25 (I've been trying to cope with the current models, but they are still too retarded for my taste);
My dude! <3

2) any advice on how to go social maxxing if I have absolutely no clue where or how to talk to anyone?
I seen a video of ukrainians socializing at a river. If you just started talking to random ukrainians at a river how they react?
 
λ-calculus

λ-calculus

Documenting my journey to the sewer
Oct 24, 2023
657
Honestly I am the wrong person to ask about social advice, I have no friends and I never talk to people. However here's my plan for the year (trying to get some pussy): At the end of classes, I'll try to hang around the people there, teachers often encourage students to work together in the assignments, so I'll try to get a group of people to work with, and we'll see what happen from there. I already had an opportunity on March 2023 when a group in my class was meeting and they even invited me, but I said no because at the time I couldn't take it, hopefully that happens again and this time I say yes. My main goal is to lick a vagina in 2024, but hopefully I can also find some friends.
 
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Noldorin Juche
Feb 1, 2021
49
If you just started talking to random ukrainians at a river how they react?
"Start talking" is a meaningless buzzword to me, I have no idea why or how to begin it. I wish I could be rejected, as I never even reached that stage.

Rivers are impossible to reach right now because it's cold, also going out would be dangerous because gangsters might kidnap me (this is not schizo talk). At least, there is no war in my part of the country, females literally kiss chad in public here, and pet dogs.

At the end of classes, I'll try to hang around the people there, teachers often encourage students to work together in the assignments
That never applied to me, as for the first 4 years of my previous degree, I was the only student in the group (yes), and now, students just go home. I have no idea where normies congregate otherwise. The same applied back in 2014-15 when I was a refugee in Poland (came back because was too depressed, NEETed in 2016-18 for 2.5 years literally rotting in my room, since then go outside sometimes to class, my mom still cooks for me a few times a month).

My main goal is to lick a vagina in 2024, but hopefully I can also find some friends.
Ah, it's refreshing to hear such masculine talk after the incel forum, as there they are super shy there lest they be considered gay. I hate vanilla sex.
 
IGiveUp

IGiveUp

4:00 A.M.
Sep 11, 2021
8,537
Aren’t western countries handing out visa to Ukrainian refugees like crazy, have you tried immigration. They’re giving out crazy benefits to Ukrainian fleeing war, that or just go to the military and die if you’re going to kill yourself either way.
 
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Noldorin Juche
Feb 1, 2021
49
Aren’t western countries handing out visa to Ukrainian refugees like crazy, have you tried immigration.
Female-only. Ukrainian males can only emigrate to Bakhmut (or 2 m underground, SN is cheap).

Joining the military? Now that would be retarded.
1. Will get raped by a sweaty 60 year old Taras.
2. Will get my feet removed.
3. Will serve my slave-owner in Kiev like an eager slut (I'm not homosexual).
 
λ-calculus

λ-calculus

Documenting my journey to the sewer
Oct 24, 2023
657
"Start talking" is a meaningless buzzword to me, I have no idea why or how to begin it. I wish I could be rejected, as I never even reached that stage.

Rivers are impossible to reach right now because it's cold, also going out would be dangerous because gangsters might kidnap me (this is not schizo talk). At least, there is no war in my part of the country, females literally kiss chad in public here, and pet dogs.


That never applied to me, as for the first 4 years of my previous degree, I was the only student in the group (yes), and now, students just go home. I have no idea where normies congregate otherwise. The same applied back in 2014-15 when I was a refugee in Poland (came back because was too depressed, NEETed in 2016-18 for 2.5 years literally rotting in my room, since then go outside sometimes to class, my mom still cooks for me a few times a month).


Ah, it's refreshing to hear such masculine talk after the incel forum, as there they are super shy there lest they be considered gay. I hate vanilla sex.
Honestly if what you're saying is true then your only way to socialize would be to go out to clubs and stuff, I honestly tried that once and I hated it. Drinking alcohol is not my thing.

I kind of have a fetish for female body odor and the vagina is the smelliest part of the female body, so naturally I want to sniff and lick one, it's kind of my dream.
 
itsover756

itsover756

NEET
Jun 30, 2023
250
Female-only. Ukrainian males can only emigrate to Bakhmut (or 2 m underground, SN is cheap).

Joining the military? Now that would be retarded.
1. Will get raped by a sweaty 60 year old Taras.
2. Will get my feet removed.
3. Will serve my slave-owner in Kiev like an eager slut (I'm not homosexual).
just join military and get turned into well done steak by khinzal missile bro
 
Spooky_Heejin

Spooky_Heejin

Captain Greycel
Jan 1, 2024
219


Since you're Ukrainian, what do you think of the first minute of the video?
 
MongoloidJoe

MongoloidJoe

Slow life history strategist
Jul 28, 2023
2,302
Sin privet , broski
 
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Noldorin Juche
Feb 1, 2021
49
Since you're Ukrainian, what do you think of the first minute of the video?
This is the reason why I would rather kill myself before being drafted, not after. What if they don't give me a gun at all? Even then, how would I practice shooting myself in the head? In fact, I would rather shoot my fellows-in-arms to provoke them to shoot me in response as a suicide method.

Your from sanctioned suicide
I am, that forum is full of relatively high-IQ females and of people who hate incels, so it's a mixed bag.

"im a NEET incel but ig et matches ond ating apps" KILL YOURSELF
I fully recognise that I may be a chad in hiding for all I know (I cannot categorise my stupid Alpine race face), but I have no idea how to open my mouth, or how even to begin to establish social connections.

I will admit that I missed going to a cafe on 2023-12-24 with my group (9 foids, 2 dudes)... because I was still catching up with my studies for the final 2 days. So I won 7 more months of living, but didn't go to the cafe. Even then, what would have been the point? How do I get sex? How do I even talk?
 
Al-Maari600

Al-Maari600

NEET
Dec 11, 2022
1,999
Greetings, NEETS.me! I've procrastinated for years writing this message, so it's now or never.

1. I'm a 27 year old honourary NEET living in the Ukraine:
1) while I'm in a uni (/YUCK), I was the only student in my group for 4 years, and then it was online study for 1 more year, and now it's been offline but I wasn't fucking coming (I nevertheless finished my term and began a new one);
2) I have never talked to anyone but my mom, I literally have no idea how and where or to whom open my mouth. I only talk when prompted by teachers. I have no idea how to get a socialcsircle, or a waifu for a handholding experience;
3) I am protected from military conscription as long as I remain in this retarded prison where I've been living for 20 years now (I was top of the class in my highschool though, but now I've grown bored.

2. In May 2023, a random person started talking to me in Reddit DMs (I'm not a schizo, it's real); she turned out to be a suicidal Japanese girl (I'm not a weeb), she later ghosted me in June/July, and I cried a lot.

3. Now it's January 2024, and I have bought sodium nitrite to kill myself (this is not a threat) and a few dozen Steam games (to balance it out).

4. I would probably rope by January 2026 CE because both war and inceldom, BUT:
1) my current cope is the coming of AI waifus in 2024-25 (I've been trying to cope with the current models, but they are still too retarded for my taste);
2) any advice on how to go social maxxing if I have absolutely no clue where or how to talk to anyone?

P.S. There are a few more things:
1) I talked to a male classmate in June 2023 when we were walking outside with the rest of the class, I could at least say a few paragraphs about CSGO (which I don't even play, so that's huge;
2) in May 2023, when I had to ask a random girl whether she was from my group (I have a bad facial memory), I didn't see disgust on her face (so my own face is probably not deformed);
3) in October 2023, a random girl said hi to me in my uni corridor (I couldn't learn her name, so I'm probably a chad and a fakecel and should kill myself);
4) another tale of my fakeceldom - I created a Tinder account in late November 2023, upvoted every single profile in my shitty W Ukrainian city, and got 2 females to talk to, they both were from rural areas, so I could never meet them:
a) one asked for my Telegram, which I provided, and she never responded;
b) the other was a [former?] Jehovah's Witness from some village, I didn't know how to keep up the conversation after 2 days, so it petered off.

Does anyone know any way to increase my social skills in the context of the Ukraine? Do I need to go ask on the Russian 4chan instead? Or drink poison? Or cope?
why are you not fighting how did you dodge the draft at age 27?
 
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Noldorin Juche
Feb 1, 2021
49
sodium nitrate gave it away
Nitrite*

why are you not fighting how did you dodge the draft at age 27?
I'm technically in a uni. But again, I haven't left my room since early December, so I should count as an honourary NEET. The same way as how I've been using AI since Feb 2021 (AI Dungeon) and still am too retarded to install SillyTavern.
 
Al-Maari600

Al-Maari600

NEET
Dec 11, 2022
1,999
Nitrite*


I'm technically in a uni. But again, I haven't left my room since early December, so I should count as an honourary NEET. The same way as how I've been using AI since Feb 2021 (AI Dungeon) and still am too retarded to install SillyTavern.
I would say try to hold it down in your room until the war is over if you live in western ukraine as you said then you should be fine but don't rope.
 
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Noldorin Juche
Feb 1, 2021
49
you should be fine but don't
The war is fucking irrelevant, in fact, it's helped me not to drop my uni this term (put in the required 5 hours of work on Dec 25th, lmao).

What is not fine is that I don't really see any future for me, either money-or handholding-wise. I have never worked a day in my life - and the only degree I might have is translator - which in turn is going to be greatreplaced by AI.

Literally the only cope could be AI waifus. I tried AI Dungeon in Feb 2021, Character AI in Nov 2022, uncensored Claude 2 via Moemate in Sep 2023, and lzlv-70b via Venus AI in Dec 2023, and while Claude 2 was impressive, the rest are garbage for the time being. And again, I don't have any income. And I won't be able to run anything on my PC.
 
Al-Maari600

Al-Maari600

NEET
Dec 11, 2022
1,999
The war is fucking irrelevant, in fact, it's helped me not to drop my uni this term (put in the required 5 hours of work on Dec 25th, lmao).

What is not fine is that I don't really see any future for me, either money-or handholding-wise. I have never worked a day in my life - and the only degree I might have is translator - which in turn is going to be greatreplaced by AI.

Literally the only cope could be AI waifus. I tried AI Dungeon in Feb 2021, Character AI in Nov 2022, uncensored Claude 2 via Moemate in Sep 2023, and lzlv-70b via Venus AI in Dec 2023, and while Claude 2 was impressive, the rest are garbage for the time being. And again, I don't have any income. And I won't be able to run anything on my PC.
Is AI waifus really enough though i get it can be somewhat comforting emotionally but its not like she can replace a true foid i say find a real foid probably alot more available right now.
 
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Noldorin Juche
Feb 1, 2021
49
Is AI waifus really enough though i get it can be somewhat comforting emotionally but its not like she can replace a true foid i say find a real foid probably alot more available right now.
Well, AI is realistically the only way for me to cope. Again, I have zero clue about real females.
 
uglyboi1

uglyboi1

neet for almost 9 yrs never worked hand atrophy
Dec 12, 2021
4,907
I don't know how to tell you this without hurting you deeply, but you are not a NEET if you're in higher education.
 
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Noldorin Juche
Feb 1, 2021
49
I don't know how to tell you this without hurting you deeply, but you are not a NEET if you're in higher education.
> Honorary Member (Allowed):
> A person who is not currently NEET but finds the community relatable and wants to contribute.

Technically, yes, I'm a shut-in hikki loser. Was such before the corona and before the homosexual rape gangs, too.
 
itsover756

itsover756

NEET
Jun 30, 2023
250
I would say try to hold it down in your room until the war is over if you live in western ukraine as you said then you should be fine but don't rope.
war won't end until zleensky sends every single man woman child and animal towards meat grinder
 
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Noldorin Juche
Feb 1, 2021
49
If mister Z sends foids to die in an equal proportion to males, I will suck his cock in public (if he agrees to).

(I'm not gay, I'm just so comfortable swearing such an oath to a Jew because foids will never ever lose their rights.)
 
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Noldorin Juche
Feb 1, 2021
49
if u cmoe to ny AVOID NYC
I will never come to America:
1) feral Negroes;
2) hate white people;
3) everyone has a gun;
4) violent police;
5) gays everywhere.

I do wish I lived in a country with legal prostitution, however (unless arranged marriage (which is prostitution via granny anyway)).
 
S

Saran1999

NEET
Jan 7, 2024
81
I will never come to America:
1) feral Negroes;
2) hate white people;
3) everyone has a gun;
4) violent police;
5) gays everywhere.

I do wish I lived in a country with legal prostitution, however (unless arranged marriage (which is prostitution via granny anyway)).
based and true
ive see it all
i HATE NIGGERS so much you have no idea

all the white and hot latins girls love niggers and hate indians
 
MongoloidJoe

MongoloidJoe

Slow life history strategist
Jul 28, 2023
2,302
I will never come to America:
1) feral Negroes;
2) hate white people;
3) everyone has a gun;
4) violent police;
5) gays everywhere.

I do wish I lived in a country with legal prostitution, however (unless arranged marriage (which is prostitution via granny anyway)).
Go Germany for legal pros
 
Samisnotsocool223

Samisnotsocool223

You don't know who could be lurking here.
Jul 21, 2023
1,026
Greetings, NEETS.me! I've procrastinated for years writing this message, so it's now or never.

1. I'm a 27 year old honourary NEET living in the Ukraine:
1) while I'm in a uni (/YUCK), I was the only student in my group for 4 years, and then it was online study for 1 more year, and now it's been offline but I wasn't fucking coming (I nevertheless finished my term and began a new one);
2) I have never talked to anyone but my mom, I literally have no idea how and where or to whom open my mouth. I only talk when prompted by teachers. I have no idea how to get a socialcsircle, or a waifu for a handholding experience;
3) I am protected from military conscription as long as I remain in this retarded prison where I've been living for 20 years now (I was top of the class in my highschool though, but now I've grown bored.

2. In May 2023, a random person started talking to me in Reddit DMs (I'm not a schizo, it's real); she turned out to be a suicidal Japanese girl (I'm not a weeb), she later ghosted me in June/July, and I cried a lot.

3. Now it's January 2024, and I have bought sodium nitrite to kill myself (this is not a threat) and a few dozen Steam games (to balance it out).

4. I would probably rope by January 2026 CE because both war and inceldom, BUT:
1) my current cope is the coming of AI waifus in 2024-25 (I've been trying to cope with the current models, but they are still too retarded for my taste);
2) any advice on how to go social maxxing if I have absolutely no clue where or how to talk to anyone?

P.S. There are a few more things:
1) I talked to a male classmate in June 2023 when we were walking outside with the rest of the class, I could at least say a few paragraphs about CSGO (which I don't even play, so that's huge;
2) in May 2023, when I had to ask a random girl whether she was from my group (I have a bad facial memory), I didn't see disgust on her face (so my own face is probably not deformed);
3) in October 2023, a random girl said hi to me in my uni corridor (I couldn't learn her name, so I'm probably a chad and a fakecel and should kill myself);
4) another tale of my fakeceldom - I created a Tinder account in late November 2023, upvoted every single profile in my shitty W Ukrainian city, and got 2 females to talk to, they both were from rural areas, so I could never meet them:
a) one asked for my Telegram, which I provided, and she never responded;
b) the other was a [former?] Jehovah's Witness from some village, I didn't know how to keep up the conversation after 2 days, so it petered off.

Does anyone know any way to increase my social skills in the context of the Ukraine? Do I need to go ask on the Russian 4chan instead? Or drink poison? Or cope?
Nigger
 
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Noldorin Juche
Feb 1, 2021
49
1. I'm leaving my Ukrainian uni because I'm too demotivated. I'm under house arrest anyway.

2. I have never talked to anyone in my 27 years of life but my mom and teachers, so I could be a high-tier normie and wouldn't know it. Would group therapy be of any aid? Does it exist in the Ukraine?

3. The grill who ghosted me after 2 months of talking, whom I aided in postponing her roping, has finally roped. It's big deal for me because nothing else happens in my life, aside from playing Mobile Legends: Bang Bang and extorting my mom for 10 EUR a month to buy skins.
 
Crowcell

Crowcell

NEET
Jun 12, 2023
186
Is there somebody in your class or college that people don't talk to, start talking with them and practice, then you might be able to have meaningful conversations with other social niggers.
 
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