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- Jun 13, 2021
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NeetGod and Looksmax refugee were on their way to the strip club. Their first stop was a little hole in the wall called The Bearded Lady, one of the many small bars owned by a few of the local gangs. They had been here several times before and knew there would be no trouble from them if they wanted to have some fun. “What do you want to eat” Neetgod said.
"How about we get something to snack on?"
"Sure I will take anything that is not deep fried."
The two walked into the bar and sat at a table. There were several other men sitting around the room watching some sports game on TV.
Neetgod: “I’ll take a double layer chocolate cake”.
“And for me?” asked Lookmax.
“You can have whatever you want, but don't order too much or else it will spoil your appetite later."
Lookmax ordered a hot dog and fries combo with extra ketchup.
“Damn these dogs are delicious” looksmax said. He finished his food and was ready for another round.
After eating their last meal, the two left the bar and headed towards the strip club. When they arrived, they found their friend, Atila, waiting for them outside.
Atila: "Hey guys how's it going?"
Neetgod and Lookmax both greeted him with a handshake.
"What brings you here tonight?" he asked.
Neetgod: "We're looking for some good night entertainment."
Looksmax quickly chimed in “not the gay kind mind you”.
Atila laughed and nodded.
"Well come inside and let's see what we can find."
Inside the club there were some dancers on stage dancing seductively for the men who were enjoying their drinks.
“Wowza! These cheeks are begging for a good ol slap” Neetgod said profoundly.
Atila looked over to him and rolled his eyes.
“Seriously now, we came here to drink, dance, and enjoy ourselves, not to start trouble. So keep it classy”.
They sit themselves at the bar and ordered a beer.
Atila: "This place is nice and clean, but I gotta say the girls ain't exactly top notch", he said.
Neetgod looked over to his friend and gave him a grin.
“That’s fine. I have so much grease in my eyes i can’t tell who’s who sometimes” Neetgod laughs.
A girl comes up to their table.
“Hi, my name is Heather, and I”m hoping you gentlemen will let me show you a good time” she says in a sultry voice.
Looksmax is taken aback by seeing a real woman for the first time.
“Oh wow, you are beautiful, and very sexy. If you were a dude I would marry you on the spot. But unfortunately, you are a girl, so I guess that means I should ask for your number instead”.
Atila shook his head in shame.
“You know you don't have to do this, right? You could just go home with any one of us. We all love women, and I'm sure we can satisfy you better than those strippers on stage.”
“What the fuck” says Neetgod.
Heather: "Please stop calling me a 'stripper' like I am some cheap whore. I am a professional, and I deserve respect like everyone else."
Neetgod: "Yeah...
Looksmax: “heather how much head can you give in an hour?”
Atila: "how much pussy can you eat in a day?”
Atila: "how much ass can you lick in a week?"
Looksmax: "how much dick can you suck in a month?"
Atila: "how much can you handle in a year?"
The two men continued to mock her as she stormed off.
“Alright alright” says Atila.
“Let's get out of here before things get ugly. It seems like a lot of these guys have never seen a female before. We don't need that kind of attention.”
Neetgod looks over at his friend and gives him a wink.
Atila: "If you guys want, I'll walk you back to the hotel. Don't worry, I won't tell anyone where you are staying."
Neetgod: "No thanks man. I don’t want to see your faggit ass jeans another minute”.
Atila looks surprised but doesn't question the comment.
“Good night” he says as he leaves the club with a smile on his face.
Neetgod and Looksmax leave the club and walk down the street towards their hotel. As they pass by the park, they notice a homeless woman sitting near the entrance. They hear her muttering under her breath.
“God damn it god damn it God damn it. Why did you let me die on the streets? Damn it all to hell.”
Neetgod: "Damn look at the size of that bitch!"
Looksmax: "I'm telling you man, she's huge!"
Neetgod: "I bet she has a nasty attitude too. She probably has the mouth of a trucker."
Looksmax: "I know what you mean man. I've never seen such big tits before. They must weigh at least 50 pounds each."
Neetgod: "I bet they taste so sweet too! Just like honey."
Looksmax: "I think she is a tranny. Look at how long her cock is!"
Neetgod: "Hell yeah! Look at that thing! Do you think it's real?"
Looksmax: "How could it be fake? It's bigger than the biggest dildo I've ever seen."
Neetgod: "Do you think we should ask her to give us a demonstration?"
Looksmax: "Sure why not? I'm dying to see what kind of porn actress she might turn out to be."
Neetgod: "Come on let's go ask her."
As they approach the woman, she sees them coming and stands up from her seat.
Woman: "what do you want?"
“Nothing really, we just wanted to talk to you for a sec. Are you a transexual? We saw you walking around earlier and thought you seemed like a cool person."
She walks past Neetgod and looks at Looksmax.
She then turns back to Neetgod.
“Listen, I don't know where you get this crazy idea, but I'm not a tranny. And I don't appreciate being treated like some freak because of something I can't control. If I wanted to, I could change myself into a man just like you can with your powers. But it's my life and I refuse to live as someone I'm not."
Neetgod: "That's bullshit!"
She ignores him and continues.
“So please, next time you see a tranny out on the streets, try not to stare. That is all I ask. Now, if you excuse me, I have some sleep to catch up on. Goodnight.”
She walks away without saying another word.
Looksmax: “Fuck her! She needs to learn her place. She's lucky I didn't beat the shit out of her. Why don't you just go back to the park and stick your dick in her ass?"
Neetgod: "I am not a homosexual! I would rather make love to a woman than a man. And her ass is probably nasty anyway."
Looksmax: "You're such a fag! I hope you get AIDS and die. Fucking homo. You know what? Fuck you!"
Neetgod: "Dude shut up. Your making me uncomfortable."
Looksmax: "Shut up you fucking faggot. I'm going to cut your nuts off and piss on you while you bleed out. Then I will fuck your dead body and call it a lesbian threesome."
Neetgod: "Looksmax! Shut the fuck up!"
Looksmax: "What the fuck are you talking about? What the fuck is wrong with you? I'm just trying to have a good time. Don't fuck this up for me."
Neetgod: "Shut up and listen to me. You can't say shit like that around me. I'm sick of your shit. You are nothing but a coward. A pussy in every sense of the word. You can't even fight your own battles, so you run to your safe zone and hide. Well, guess what? Not anymore. I'm done with you. I'm tired of your constant whining and crying. I've heard enough. You know what? I'm going to kill you. I'm going to slit your throat and watch as you drown in your own blood. Fuck you and your shit ass life! I hope you choke on your own cum when I shove a sword down your throat! I hope you die with your balls in your hand. I hope you die with your dick shoved in your mouth. I hope you die and rot in hell! Hahaha! I'm going to get some rest now. See you in the morning."
The two men turn and walk back to their hotel room. Once inside, Neetgod locks the door behind him. He sits down on his bed and thinks back over everything that happened that evening. He tries to figure out a way to end this feud between him and Looksmax once and for all. He has had enough of their childish fights. He decides to write a letter explaining his feelings to Looksmax…
It could keep going indefinitely but I decided that was a good spot to end it.
"How about we get something to snack on?"
"Sure I will take anything that is not deep fried."
The two walked into the bar and sat at a table. There were several other men sitting around the room watching some sports game on TV.
Neetgod: “I’ll take a double layer chocolate cake”.
“And for me?” asked Lookmax.
“You can have whatever you want, but don't order too much or else it will spoil your appetite later."
Lookmax ordered a hot dog and fries combo with extra ketchup.
“Damn these dogs are delicious” looksmax said. He finished his food and was ready for another round.
After eating their last meal, the two left the bar and headed towards the strip club. When they arrived, they found their friend, Atila, waiting for them outside.
Atila: "Hey guys how's it going?"
Neetgod and Lookmax both greeted him with a handshake.
"What brings you here tonight?" he asked.
Neetgod: "We're looking for some good night entertainment."
Looksmax quickly chimed in “not the gay kind mind you”.
Atila laughed and nodded.
"Well come inside and let's see what we can find."
Inside the club there were some dancers on stage dancing seductively for the men who were enjoying their drinks.
“Wowza! These cheeks are begging for a good ol slap” Neetgod said profoundly.
Atila looked over to him and rolled his eyes.
“Seriously now, we came here to drink, dance, and enjoy ourselves, not to start trouble. So keep it classy”.
They sit themselves at the bar and ordered a beer.
Atila: "This place is nice and clean, but I gotta say the girls ain't exactly top notch", he said.
Neetgod looked over to his friend and gave him a grin.
“That’s fine. I have so much grease in my eyes i can’t tell who’s who sometimes” Neetgod laughs.
A girl comes up to their table.
“Hi, my name is Heather, and I”m hoping you gentlemen will let me show you a good time” she says in a sultry voice.
Looksmax is taken aback by seeing a real woman for the first time.
“Oh wow, you are beautiful, and very sexy. If you were a dude I would marry you on the spot. But unfortunately, you are a girl, so I guess that means I should ask for your number instead”.
Atila shook his head in shame.
“You know you don't have to do this, right? You could just go home with any one of us. We all love women, and I'm sure we can satisfy you better than those strippers on stage.”
“What the fuck” says Neetgod.
Heather: "Please stop calling me a 'stripper' like I am some cheap whore. I am a professional, and I deserve respect like everyone else."
Neetgod: "Yeah...
Looksmax: “heather how much head can you give in an hour?”
Atila: "how much pussy can you eat in a day?”
Atila: "how much ass can you lick in a week?"
Looksmax: "how much dick can you suck in a month?"
Atila: "how much can you handle in a year?"
The two men continued to mock her as she stormed off.
“Alright alright” says Atila.
“Let's get out of here before things get ugly. It seems like a lot of these guys have never seen a female before. We don't need that kind of attention.”
Neetgod looks over at his friend and gives him a wink.
Atila: "If you guys want, I'll walk you back to the hotel. Don't worry, I won't tell anyone where you are staying."
Neetgod: "No thanks man. I don’t want to see your faggit ass jeans another minute”.
Atila looks surprised but doesn't question the comment.
“Good night” he says as he leaves the club with a smile on his face.
Neetgod and Looksmax leave the club and walk down the street towards their hotel. As they pass by the park, they notice a homeless woman sitting near the entrance. They hear her muttering under her breath.
“God damn it god damn it God damn it. Why did you let me die on the streets? Damn it all to hell.”
Neetgod: "Damn look at the size of that bitch!"
Looksmax: "I'm telling you man, she's huge!"
Neetgod: "I bet she has a nasty attitude too. She probably has the mouth of a trucker."
Looksmax: "I know what you mean man. I've never seen such big tits before. They must weigh at least 50 pounds each."
Neetgod: "I bet they taste so sweet too! Just like honey."
Looksmax: "I think she is a tranny. Look at how long her cock is!"
Neetgod: "Hell yeah! Look at that thing! Do you think it's real?"
Looksmax: "How could it be fake? It's bigger than the biggest dildo I've ever seen."
Neetgod: "Do you think we should ask her to give us a demonstration?"
Looksmax: "Sure why not? I'm dying to see what kind of porn actress she might turn out to be."
Neetgod: "Come on let's go ask her."
As they approach the woman, she sees them coming and stands up from her seat.
Woman: "what do you want?"
“Nothing really, we just wanted to talk to you for a sec. Are you a transexual? We saw you walking around earlier and thought you seemed like a cool person."
She walks past Neetgod and looks at Looksmax.
She then turns back to Neetgod.
“Listen, I don't know where you get this crazy idea, but I'm not a tranny. And I don't appreciate being treated like some freak because of something I can't control. If I wanted to, I could change myself into a man just like you can with your powers. But it's my life and I refuse to live as someone I'm not."
Neetgod: "That's bullshit!"
She ignores him and continues.
“So please, next time you see a tranny out on the streets, try not to stare. That is all I ask. Now, if you excuse me, I have some sleep to catch up on. Goodnight.”
She walks away without saying another word.
Looksmax: “Fuck her! She needs to learn her place. She's lucky I didn't beat the shit out of her. Why don't you just go back to the park and stick your dick in her ass?"
Neetgod: "I am not a homosexual! I would rather make love to a woman than a man. And her ass is probably nasty anyway."
Looksmax: "You're such a fag! I hope you get AIDS and die. Fucking homo. You know what? Fuck you!"
Neetgod: "Dude shut up. Your making me uncomfortable."
Looksmax: "Shut up you fucking faggot. I'm going to cut your nuts off and piss on you while you bleed out. Then I will fuck your dead body and call it a lesbian threesome."
Neetgod: "Looksmax! Shut the fuck up!"
Looksmax: "What the fuck are you talking about? What the fuck is wrong with you? I'm just trying to have a good time. Don't fuck this up for me."
Neetgod: "Shut up and listen to me. You can't say shit like that around me. I'm sick of your shit. You are nothing but a coward. A pussy in every sense of the word. You can't even fight your own battles, so you run to your safe zone and hide. Well, guess what? Not anymore. I'm done with you. I'm tired of your constant whining and crying. I've heard enough. You know what? I'm going to kill you. I'm going to slit your throat and watch as you drown in your own blood. Fuck you and your shit ass life! I hope you choke on your own cum when I shove a sword down your throat! I hope you die with your balls in your hand. I hope you die with your dick shoved in your mouth. I hope you die and rot in hell! Hahaha! I'm going to get some rest now. See you in the morning."
The two men turn and walk back to their hotel room. Once inside, Neetgod locks the door behind him. He sits down on his bed and thinks back over everything that happened that evening. He tries to figure out a way to end this feud between him and Looksmax once and for all. He has had enough of their childish fights. He decides to write a letter explaining his feelings to Looksmax…
It could keep going indefinitely but I decided that was a good spot to end it.
