anyone got me beat?

[uglyboi1]

24 year old UNPAID VIRGIN (ONLY LOST VIRGINITY AT 24 TO A EASTERN EUROPEAN ESCORT IN A BROTHEL). Hand atrophy and chronic pain stopping me from using a mouse and keyboard. Underbite and crowded palate requiring 2 surgeries and 3-4 years of braces in total, subhuman-LTN facially, opioid addict, NEVER EVER WORKED. Zero qualifications except a level 1 media studies and a GCSE in science cus i dropped out 4 months before having to do them due to being friendless and non-nt. MOST LIKELY AUTISTIC, only "friends" i have are 2 people i meet up in london every few months and speak to on discord. PAIN FROM JUST LIFTING 2KG ON MY ATROPHIED FUCKED ARM/HAND kek. sub 100 IQ. Once didnt leave house for 2 years 3 months. COMPARED TO AN ESCORTS SEVERELY AUTISTIC BROTHER

Only things i got going for me are: im not fat, i am average height, nw1 hairline and i get disabilitybuxx (thank god) and parents who will let me rot with them forever.

 

[ShoelessSperg]

24 year old UNPAID VIRGIN (ONLY LOST VIRGINITY AT 24 TO A EASTERN EUROPEAN ESCORT IN A BROTHEL). Hand atrophy and chronic pain stopping me from using a mouse and keyboard. Underbite and crowded palate requiring 2 surgeries and 3-4 years of braces in total, subhuman-LTN facially, opioid addict, NEVER EVER WORKED. Zero qualifications except a level 1 media studies and a GCSE in science cus i dropped out 4 months before having to do them due to being friendless and non-nt. MOST LIKELY AUTISTIC, only "friends" i have are 2 people i meet up in london every few months and speak to on discord. PAIN FROM JUST LIFTING 2KG ON MY ATROPHIED FUCKED ARM/HAND kek. sub 100 IQ. Once didnt leave house for 2 years 3 months. COMPARED TO AN ESCORTS SEVERELY AUTISTIC BROTHER

Only things i got going for me are: im not fat, i am average height, nw1 hairline and i get disabilitybuxx (thank god) and parents who will let me rot with them forever.

Yo, it's the story of a 24-year-old, unpaid virgin,


Life's been tough, never really emerging.


Lost his V-card to an escort in the east,


In a brothel, no love, just paying for the beast.


Hands atrophied, chronic pain in the game,


Can't use a mouse or a keyboard, such a shame.


Underbite, crowded palate, two surgeries await,


Three to four years of braces, gotta fix his fate.

Subhuman-LTN, face ain't what you'd see,


Opioid addict, life ain't what it ought to be.


Never worked a day, no qualifications in line,


Just a Level 1 Media and a GCSE decline.


Dropped out early, friendless, non-NT,


Most likely autistic, living in misery.


Two friends in London, Discord's the scene,


Meet up every few months, it's the routine.

Subhuman-LTN, face ain't what you'd see,


Opioid addict, life ain't what it ought to be.


Never worked a day, no qualifications in line,


Just a Level 1 Media and a GCSE decline.


Dropped out early, friendless, non-NT,


Most likely autistic, living in misery.


Two friends in London, Discord's the scene,


Meet up every few months, it's the routine.

 

[TellEmNoYellin]

Yo, it's the story of a 24-year-old, unpaid virgin,


Life's been tough, never really emerging.


Lost his V-card to an escort in the east,


In a brothel, no love, just paying for the beast.


Hands atrophied, chronic pain in the game,


Can't use a mouse or a keyboard, such a shame.


Underbite, crowded palate, two surgeries await,


Three to four years of braces, gotta fix his fate.

Subhuman-LTN, face ain't what you'd see,


Opioid addict, life ain't what it ought to be.


Never worked a day, no qualifications in line,


Just a Level 1 Media and a GCSE decline.


Dropped out early, friendless, non-NT,


Most likely autistic, living in misery.


Two friends in London, Discord's the scene,


Meet up every few months, it's the routine.

Subhuman-LTN, face ain't what you'd see,


Opioid addict, life ain't what it ought to be.


Never worked a day, no qualifications in line,


Just a Level 1 Media and a GCSE decline.


Dropped out early, friendless, non-NT,


Most likely autistic, living in misery.


Two friends in London, Discord's the scene,


Meet up every few months, it's the routine.

That's amazing. New fucking Eminem right here

 

[ShoelessSperg]

That's amazing. New fucking Eminem right here

I hate ow tism

 

[Maid]

Copy pasta going strong

 

[Friezacel]

Once didnt leave house for 2 years 3 months.

how did you get groceries and who took care of the trash ?

 

[uglyboi1]

how did you get groceries and who took care of the trash ?

my parents

 

[uglyboi1]

Copy pasta going strong

Fuck you easy life haver high IQ mogger my parents and system failed me if only I looked better and my dentist referred me to an orthodontist. Now I'm pushing 25 and it's too late.

 

[Friezacel]

my parents

Mogs me, theyd kick me out if i was NEET

 

[uglyboi1]

Mogs me, theyd kick me out if i was NEET

Are you American?

 

[Friezacel]

Are you American?

Germancel

 

[aesthetic_recon]

Yo, it's the story of a 24-year-old, unpaid virgin,


Life's been tough, never really emerging.


Lost his V-card to an escort in the east,


In a brothel, no love, just paying for the beast.


Hands atrophied, chronic pain in the game,


Can't use a mouse or a keyboard, such a shame.


Underbite, crowded palate, two surgeries await,


Three to four years of braces, gotta fix his fate.

Subhuman-LTN, face ain't what you'd see,


Opioid addict, life ain't what it ought to be.


Never worked a day, no qualifications in line,


Just a Level 1 Media and a GCSE decline.


Dropped out early, friendless, non-NT,


Most likely autistic, living in misery.


Two friends in London, Discord's the scene,


Meet up every few months, it's the routine.

Subhuman-LTN, face ain't what you'd see,


Opioid addict, life ain't what it ought to be.


Never worked a day, no qualifications in line,


Just a Level 1 Media and a GCSE decline.


Dropped out early, friendless, non-NT,


Most likely autistic, living in misery.


Two friends in London, Discord's the scene,


Meet up every few months, it's the routine.

i got u beat nigga

(Verse 1)
Yo, listen up, here's a story that's raw,
24 years old, never been on the draw.
Unpaid virgin, yeah, I lost it late,
To an Eastern European escort, ain't that great?
Hand atrophy, chronic pain, can't use a mouse,
Underbite, crowded palate, in the orthodontic house.
Two surgeries, braces, years to the grind,
Subhuman-LTN, facially maligned.

(Chorus)
I'm an opioid addict, never worked a day,
Zero qualifications, just tryin' to find my way.
Level 1 media studies, GCSE in science,
Dropped out early, non-NT defiance.

(Verse 2)
Most likely autistic, friends few and far,
Meet 'em in London, speak on Discord, bizarre.
Pain from lifting just 2kg, arms weak,
Sub 100 IQ, future lookin' bleak.
Two years, three months, didn't leave the crib,
Compared to an escort's brother, that's the life I live.
But I'm not fat, average height, hairline's fine,
Disabilitybuxx and parents' love, that's mine.

(Chorus)
I'm an opioid addict, never worked a day,
Zero qualifications, just tryin' to find my way.
Level 1 media studies, GCSE in science,
Dropped out early, non-NT defiance.

(Bridge)
Life ain't easy, but I keep on pushin',
Even when the world's crushin', I keep on shushin'.
Pain in my hand, but I still got dreams,
Makin' it through, no matter how it seems.

(Outro)
Yeah, life's a struggle, but I'm still here,
Facing my demons, conquering my fear.
Unpaid virgin, but I got my pride,
Survivin' this journey, no matter how wide.

 

[uglyboi1]

Germancel

Stop being a pussy and claim welfare and your free apartment (unless you are already) wish I had some chances in the UK

 

[uglyboi1]

i got u beat nigga

(Verse 1)
Yo, listen up, here's a story that's raw,
24 years old, never been on the draw.
Unpaid virgin, yeah, I lost it late,
To an Eastern European escort, ain't that great?
Hand atrophy, chronic pain, can't use a mouse,
Underbite, crowded palate, in the orthodontic house.
Two surgeries, braces, years to the grind,
Subhuman-LTN, facially maligned.

(Chorus)
I'm an opioid addict, never worked a day,
Zero qualifications, just tryin' to find my way.
Level 1 media studies, GCSE in science,
Dropped out early, non-NT defiance.

(Verse 2)
Most likely autistic, friends few and far,
Meet 'em in London, speak on Discord, bizarre.
Pain from lifting just 2kg, arms weak,
Sub 100 IQ, future lookin' bleak.
Two years, three months, didn't leave the crib,
Compared to an escort's brother, that's the life I live.
But I'm not fat, average height, hairline's fine,
Disabilitybuxx and parents' love, that's mine.

(Chorus)
I'm an opioid addict, never worked a day,
Zero qualifications, just tryin' to find my way.
Level 1 media studies, GCSE in science,
Dropped out early, non-NT defiance.

(Bridge)
Life ain't easy, but I keep on pushin',
Even when the world's crushin', I keep on shushin'.
Pain in my hand, but I still got dreams,
Makin' it through, no matter how it seems.

(Outro)
Yeah, life's a struggle, but I'm still here,
Facing my demons, conquering my fear.
Unpaid virgin, but I got my pride,
Survivin' this journey, no matter how wide.

I kek'd IRL, this is one of the best raps anyone has made of my life

 

[RNT]

i got u beat nigga

(Verse 1)
Yo, listen up, here's a story that's raw,
24 years old, never been on the draw.
Unpaid virgin, yeah, I lost it late,
To an Eastern European escort, ain't that great?
Hand atrophy, chronic pain, can't use a mouse,
Underbite, crowded palate, in the orthodontic house.
Two surgeries, braces, years to the grind,
Subhuman-LTN, facially maligned.

(Chorus)
I'm an opioid addict, never worked a day,
Zero qualifications, just tryin' to find my way.
Level 1 media studies, GCSE in science,
Dropped out early, non-NT defiance.

(Verse 2)
Most likely autistic, friends few and far,
Meet 'em in London, speak on Discord, bizarre.
Pain from lifting just 2kg, arms weak,
Sub 100 IQ, future lookin' bleak.
Two years, three months, didn't leave the crib,
Compared to an escort's brother, that's the life I live.
But I'm not fat, average height, hairline's fine,
Disabilitybuxx and parents' love, that's mine.

(Chorus)
I'm an opioid addict, never worked a day,
Zero qualifications, just tryin' to find my way.
Level 1 media studies, GCSE in science,
Dropped out early, non-NT defiance.

(Bridge)
Life ain't easy, but I keep on pushin',
Even when the world's crushin', I keep on shushin'.
Pain in my hand, but I still got dreams,
Makin' it through, no matter how it seems.

(Outro)
Yeah, life's a struggle, but I'm still here,
Facing my demons, conquering my fear.
Unpaid virgin, but I got my pride,
Survivin' this journey, no matter how wide.

Impressive, but do rappers cry? I suppose they do cry these days, I've heard of Lil Peep and it was almost a decade ago.

Back in the early 2000s there was this phenomenon of "nu metal" taking over radio and TV and competing with pop music, where HTN-to-Chad frontmen cried about not fitting in and being on the edge and at the point of no return. If you weren't listening to lyrics - and I wasn't - it didn't sound crybaby-ish at all.

 

[Maid]

Fuck you easy life haver high IQ mogger my parents and system failed me if only I looked better and my dentist referred me to an orthodontist. Now I'm pushing 25 and it's too late.

yes.

 

[uglyboi1]

Impressive, but do rappers cry? I suppose they do cry these days, I've heard of Lil Peep and it was almost a decade ago.

Back in the early 2000s there was this phenomenon of "nu metal" taking over radio and TV and competing with pop music, where HTN-to-Chad frontmen cried about not fitting in and being on the edge and at the point of no return. If you weren't listening to lyrics - and I wasn't - it didn't sound crybaby-ish at all.

Early 2000s shit is quite cringe icl

 

[uglyboi1]

this mogs though

 

[RNT]

Early 2000s shit is quite cringe icl

"When I'm asked what do I think of a lot of the nu-metal bands that are out there, my response is that it seems really insincere to me. 'I've had a really shitty childhood and I'm really upset and I'm really ugly and I've put a lot of make-up on and I'm harder and faster and my voice sounds more like the cookie monster's than yours does'. To me it all comes across as being comical, as being a parody of itself."

(c) Trent Reznor of Nine Inch Nails in 2002

this mogs though

Limp Bizkit's guitarist - the guy writing music - is a fanboy of Nine Inch Nails and created a boring industrial rock band as a side hustle.

If you turn on their most iconic album "Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavor", there's immidiate and direct lyrical references to that.

 

[General Alek]

what was it like to lose your virginity?

 

[uglyboi1]

what was it like to lose your virginity?

Literally didn't care when I first did it, felt nothing, not a weight off my shoulders or anything like that. On the second time with the British nurse escort, I was so depressed that I didn't leave my bed or eat for 3 whole days and cried. I couldn't cope with someone mogging me so hard being a nurse (a job I had an interest in but too low iq and non-nt to become one) and also escorting. What a life.

 

[General Alek]

Literally didn't care when I first did it, felt nothing, not a weight off my shoulders or anything like that. On the second time with the British nurse escort, I was so depressed that I didn't leave my bed or eat for 3 whole days and cried. I couldn't cope with someone mogging me so hard being a nurse (a job I had an interest in but too low iq and non-nt to become one) and also escorting. What a life.

you don't have to have a high iq to be a nurse

 

[uglyboi1]

you don't have to have a high iq to be a nurse

Not clinically high IQ, but average IQ of student nurses in Arizona University was 112, and it has a 25% dropout rate on average compared to other degrees 7-8% which indicates that you cannot be one if you're average IQ or below.

 

[ShoelessSperg]

i got u beat nigga

(Verse 1)
Yo, listen up, here's a story that's raw,
24 years old, never been on the draw.
Unpaid virgin, yeah, I lost it late,
To an Eastern European escort, ain't that great?
Hand atrophy, chronic pain, can't use a mouse,
Underbite, crowded palate, in the orthodontic house.
Two surgeries, braces, years to the grind,
Subhuman-LTN, facially maligned.

(Chorus)
I'm an opioid addict, never worked a day,
Zero qualifications, just tryin' to find my way.
Level 1 media studies, GCSE in science,
Dropped out early, non-NT defiance.

(Verse 2)
Most likely autistic, friends few and far,
Meet 'em in London, speak on Discord, bizarre.
Pain from lifting just 2kg, arms weak,
Sub 100 IQ, future lookin' bleak.
Two years, three months, didn't leave the crib,
Compared to an escort's brother, that's the life I live.
But I'm not fat, average height, hairline's fine,
Disabilitybuxx and parents' love, that's mine.

(Chorus)
I'm an opioid addict, never worked a day,
Zero qualifications, just tryin' to find my way.
Level 1 media studies, GCSE in science,
Dropped out early, non-NT defiance.

(Bridge)
Life ain't easy, but I keep on pushin',
Even when the world's crushin', I keep on shushin'.
Pain in my hand, but I still got dreams,
Makin' it through, no matter how it seems.

(Outro)
Yeah, life's a struggle, but I'm still here,
Facing my demons, conquering my fear.
Unpaid virgin, but I got my pride,
Survivin' this journey, no matter how wide.

Put barred me my fellow N word

 

[incelkingkong]

pretty sure i got everyone beat besides positive schizophrenic ppl/cancer patients/ukrainian draft eligible men/ <insert horrible disease> having people/starving africans

 

[ShoelessSperg]

Copy pasta going strong

Cope over for non rhyming retardation Cels

 

[Deleted member 1545]

Were the same in that we lost our virginity by escortmaxxing

 

[Zangano1]

Im 27 years old kisless, hugless, handholdless, never touched, virgin