Anyone noticed how much bottom barrel wagies love to brag about expelling feces?

[Neet194012940]

Brooo…. I get paid to take a fat DUMP

I’m getting paid to expel my bowels right now, teehee!

Like… okay? I work from home and literally talk to my boss while I wring out my colon like a- just kidding. Who’s sick enough to actually bring up feces in casual conversation, nevermind brag about working a wage job?

Let’s see:

You aren’t even paid to get a job done, you get paid a fixed rate (aka for your time). So you’re basically a low iq, unproductive slave
You further waste society’s resources by sucking even more money away for doing absolutely nothing but expel waste. And guess where that money’s going? That’s right. McDonald’s cheeseburger. Only to be flushed away next shift.

You wagies make me sick sometimes, you really do. Just… dont bring up how many Indian takeaways slipped out your loose anus while working your depressing dead-end job, ok? I can’t think of anything more repulsive

 

[glitch]

someone doesn’t know how it feels to shit on company time

 

[Tiredgamer]

imagine being a wagie
>Wake up at 6am by an alarm
>forced eating, shower and shitting (your time)
>commute 1 hour (your time)
>firm handshake and smile
>work 3 hours processing random magic excelsheet
>eating goyslop for lunch
>tummy hurts
>Shit for 30 minutes (company time)
>smugly post on r/antiwork
>clean up before the toilet security knocks
>works dreading when his shift is over
>hear the bell
>commute home (your time)
>shower eat watch sportslop sleep
>repeat

 

[GentlemanSupremacy]

based. I always found that cringe too.