Apparently German state wants to conscript guys into the military starting next year

[Pale God]

Soldiers apparently get paid 700€ more per month than do they at the moment after some negotiations starting next year.

Of course it isn‘t required of women. Lmao

Apparently zoomers like me get some weird zoomers in the mail and males are required to answer it but for women it‘s optional. Lmao

You can still decide to not get enlisted but you have to wipe old‘s peoples butts in senior homes for like 6-12 months which would be the duration of being in the army instead.

I‘ll probably make up some fake excuse and act a bit or do some charity work instead of working at a nursing home. Not gonna go to prison unless everyone refuses and the nes up there. They would have to get overwhelmed with too many guys in prison but I‘m not gonna risk wasting 5 years of my life.

Maybe it‘s false alarm and nothing is gonna happen like with the forced vaccination but I think those bastards want to test everyone again.

Probably wanna get rid of some „excess“ males in the process who are dumb enough to serve in the military for those extra 700€. Lol

I kinda hope everyone who are willingly enlists dies fighting Russia or something like that.

 

[MelaninQueen]

You'll get killed by IS1S terror!sts. I pray you get beheaded in front of a camera.

 

[MelaninQueen]

Vileyet Almanya — İslam Devleti 2030 (video oyununda)

 

[iDONTwannaBeME]

What are you scared off? shooting g36? pussy, your name is Gersh Kuntzman

 

[Gaku]

Soldiers apparently get paid 700€ more per month than do they at the moment after some negotiations starting next year.

Of course it isn‘t required of women. Lmao

Apparently zoomers like me get some weird zoomers in the mail and males are required to answer it but for women it‘s optional. Lmao

You can still decide to not get enlisted but you have to wipe old‘s peoples butts in senior homes for like 6-12 months which would be the duration of being in the army instead.

I‘ll probably make up some fake excuse and act a bit or do some charity work instead of working at a nursing home. Not gonna go to prison unless everyone refuses and the nes up there. They would have to get overwhelmed with too many guys in prison but I‘m not gonna risk wasting 5 years of my life.

Maybe it‘s false alarm and nothing is gonna happen like with the forced vaccination but I think those bastards want to test everyone again.

Probably wanna get rid of some „excess“ males in the process who are dumb enough to serve in the military for those extra 700€. Lol

I kinda hope everyone who are willingly enlists dies fighting Russia or something like that.

DNR

 

[Pale God]

You'll get killed by IS1S terror!sts. I pray you get beheaded in front of a camera.

Man, shut up.

 

[Pale God]

I‘d enlist in Hitler‘s army but only if I knew I wasn‘t gonna die. Fuck being a patriot and dying for some other man‘s interest. I‘d only be in the military to gain power and use others as tools, not be used as a tool myself.

 

[Lain]

Soldiers apparently get paid 700€ more per month than do they at the moment after some negotiations starting next year.

Of course it isn‘t required of women. Lmao

Apparently zoomers like me get some weird zoomers in the mail and males are required to answer it but for women it‘s optional. Lmao

You can still decide to not get enlisted but you have to wipe old‘s peoples butts in senior homes for like 6-12 months which would be the duration of being in the army instead.

I‘ll probably make up some fake excuse and act a bit or do some charity work instead of working at a nursing home. Not gonna go to prison unless everyone refuses and the nes up there. They would have to get overwhelmed with too many guys in prison but I‘m not gonna risk wasting 5 years of my life.

Maybe it‘s false alarm and nothing is gonna happen like with the forced vaccination but I think those bastards want to test everyone again.

Probably wanna get rid of some „excess“ males in the process who are dumb enough to serve in the military for those extra 700€. Lol

I kinda hope everyone who are willingly enlists dies fighting Russia or something like that.

Get put into a psych ward for 3 days and they'll never recruit you + neetbux guaranteed

 

[Lain]

Also vote AfD and protect your people against leftists in the streets

 

[Raguel]

I‘d enlist in Hitler‘s army but only if I knew I wasn‘t gonna die. Fuck being a patriot and dying for some other man‘s interest. I‘d only be in the military to gain power and use others as tools, not be used as a tool myself.

You can gain power in the military

 

[クーロ]

I‘d enlist in Hitler‘s army but only if I knew I wasn‘t gonna die. Fuck being a patriot and dying for some other man‘s interest. I‘d only be in the military to gain power and use others as tools, not be used as a tool myself.

Foot soldier 10 seconds before getting turned into paste by missiles:

 

[Pale God]

You can gain power in the military

True, and I actually thought about that before. I considered joining earlier this year. I know you can join any month of the year but salary is low. I would have only enlisted for 3 months, maybe longer if I wouldn‘t have to go to combat. I only to wanted to do it because I wanted to get in shape and because some women join there for whatever reason.

 

[Raguel]

True, and I actually thought about that before. I considered joining earlier this year. I know you can join any month of the year but salary is low. I would have only enlisted for 3 months, maybe longer if I wouldn‘t have to go to combat. I only to wanted to do it because I wanted to get in shape and because some women join there for whatever reason.

The overall fatality rate, including accidents, illnesses, suicides, and other non-combat causes varies year to year, but generally falls within the range of 0.1% to 0.2% annually. This emphasizes that even non-combat risks are present within military service.
The percentage of military personnel who die in combat is surprisingly low, typically well under 1% during peacetime and even significantly lower during prolonged conflicts than many popular depictions suggest.