Baldness gives you the superpower of enjoying spiciness

[joeveniro]

Every hair fallen is a boost in your ability to handle and enjoy spices. The bald-er you get, the more enjoyable spicy food becomes. Scientifically proven by the Federal University of Pakistan ™

 

[Saladino]

And you don't worry about getting bald cause you already are

 

[General Alek]

lol

 

[General Alek]

it also means you have an excuse to wear cool hats