BATTLE OF THE LORDS

Who would win in a fight?


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ZZebra786

ZZebra786

NEET COMMANDER
May 6, 2023
4,773
I was thinking making a thread like this but with @Lordgoro instead of Fukura
looks like you'll have to pair him up with @Lord Rottermere for the semi-finals for the battle of the lords
 
Riddler

Riddler

PEATS.net
Oct 18, 2023
3,441
Lord of the NEETS

@Lord_hierophantūs is tom bombadil
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Jolly and upbeat. Shows up sporadically. Godlike omnipresence. Mysterious


@Lord Fukura is lord sauron

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Ambitions of remaking the entire forum in his image. Picks up recruits. Distant and cold but his influence is felt
 
Original

Original

I wanna be original but can't figure out how
Dec 2, 2020
2,103
My favorite part of NEET Wars: Rope of Knajjdwalker was when @Lord Fukura was like “I AM ALL THE NEETS!” And then @Lord_hierophantūs was like “I’m iron man” and then reflected all the goon-lightning back at him and then @Haruhi Suzumiya banned both of them for no reason. man that movie was fucking incredible. So glad i saw it in theaters.

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Lord Fukura

Lord Fukura

NEET
Mar 6, 2024
410
What type of fanfiction is that? I'd rather prefer we work together, maybe we can all make a movie about us all raiding r/NEET and there can be a tall and scary admin as the main villian. I'd buy movie tickets to that
 
Lord_hierophantūs

Lord_hierophantūs

it repenteth me not
Dec 27, 2023
736
Little does Riddler know that I am signing the Emancipation proclamation to end wage slavery and to make self-evident that humans beings are entitled to their labor by natural right. Call me honest lord, but I believe that is a great advancement in human choice.
Emancipation proclamation
 
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Lord Fukura

Lord Fukura

NEET
Mar 6, 2024
410
Little does Riddler know that I am signing the Emancipation proclamation to end wage slavery and to make self-evident that humans beings are entitled to their labor by natural right. Call me honest lord, but I believe that is a great advancement in human choice.
While you've slowly began advancing soyciety little by little, me and the Fuku Factionate decided to overthrow the wagiefuck government, and replace it with a government, for the neets, of the neets, by the neets, with me as General Director of the Imperial State of Neetnernia. We also went on a massive execution spree, and executed all the normiefags, corporates, and foids that stood in our path, we even executed Jeff Bezos. @Riddler, @Mari

2024 04 03 0iq Kleki
 
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Lord_hierophantūs

Lord_hierophantūs

it repenteth me not
Dec 27, 2023
736
While you've slowly began advancing soyciety little by little, me and the Fuku Factionate decided to overthrow the wagiefuck government, and replace it with a government, for the neets, of the neets, by the neets, with me as General Director of the Imperial State of Neetnernia. We also went on a massive execution spree, and executed all the normiefags, corporates, and foids that stood in our path, we even executed Jeff Bezos. @Riddler, @Mari

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Now that is just wrong on every way, you took a perfectly good piece of art from the French revolution during the state of terror. Given that you made clear your stance I might as well make mine. A people who depend on barbarism to succeed and triumph is liken to synthetic oil, being unnatural the state of being you wish to create for the human race is akin to hell.

In order to create a world in which all men may live in peace and harmony, towards the common good must come from the abiding of natural laws which being the supreme laws that govern creation and keeping behavior of intelligent beings in check and balance.

Signing of the Treaty of Amity and Commerce and of Alliance between France and the United Stat
 
Lord Fukura

Lord Fukura

NEET
Mar 6, 2024
410
People are inhertinaly retarded, and are unable to rationally think for themselves, sometimes we the people must take action to overthrow the retarded, so that we, the supereme, and true can reign over all. We the NEETs are the pure master race and anyone who dare opposes our reign are degenerate traitors that must be guilotined.
 
Lord_hierophantūs

Lord_hierophantūs

it repenteth me not
Dec 27, 2023
736
People are inhertinaly retarded, and are unable to rationally think for themselves, sometimes we the people must take action to overthrow the retarded, so that we, the supereme, and true can reign over all. We the NEETs are the pure master race and anyone who dare opposes our reign are degenerate traitors that must be guilotined.
Such an attitude has never given the sons of man a better life, living in delusion against natural and the principles of reality can never coexist with error of human ignorance. We must come together in reasonable manner to attend to the needs of a people that struggle with the current human condition that we have created.
 
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Lord Fukura

Lord Fukura

NEET
Mar 6, 2024
410
Such an attitude has never given the sons of man a better life, living in delusion against natural and the principles of reality can never coexist with error of human ignorance. We must come together in reasonable manner to attend to the needs of a people that struggle with the current human condition that we have created.
But people are too pirdeful and arrogant to admit such, and even so, why should the elite bow down to some "spoiled" and "entitled" brats that they see us NEETs to be. To the elite we should "work hard" and "do as we are told" becuase only then can we "succeded". You can't negotaite with those who are incapable of being negotated with, why do you think Britian went to war with France? It was because Britian could not negotiate with France, and so therefore used force to crushed a percive and morally wrong enemy
 
Pale God

Pale God

NEET
Feb 21, 2023
613
What type of fanfiction is that? I'd rather prefer we work together, maybe we can all make a movie about us all raiding r/NEET and there can be a tall and scary admin as the main villian. I'd buy movie tickets to that
How do you even become an admin on Reddit? I‘m even too lazy to post regularly on here.
 
Lord_hierophantūs

Lord_hierophantūs

it repenteth me not
Dec 27, 2023
736
But people are too pirdeful and arrogant to admit such, and even so, why should the elite bow down to some "spoiled" and "entitled" brats that they see us NEETs to be. To the elite we should "work hard" and "do as we are told" becuase only then can we "succeded". You can't negotaite with those who are incapable of being negotated with, why do you think Britian went to war with France? It was because Britian could not negotiate with France, and so therefore used force to crushed a percive and morally wrong enemy
We speak of our own kind, the goal of life is to become educated and to illumine our fellow spirits in understanding of our existence in this realm. We are speaking of our kind as if we are the arbiters of truth, but man did not make it so, the natural state of man is freedom and government being unnatural and kings being unlawful can never exist without causing suffering. Britain attacking France was not the will of the general people, but the result of a selfish parliament considering its own advancement.

 
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