Discussion Beliefs you had as a kid

[schizocel]

When I was a kid, I thought every stranger was an uncle or an aunt, because of my catechism class.

 

[milkistermoo]

I thought getting married automatically made the wife pregnant within a period of time

 

[schizocel]

I also thought the navel was the vagina, and people had sex by rubbing. I ignored what either organ looked like. Eventually, I thought the vagina and the ass were on the torso.

 

[Aedra]

I thought getting married automatically made the wife pregnant within a period of time

I was just about to write this.

 

[comfy]

I thought girls had dicks

 

[Aedra]

I thought girls had dicks

 

[Fabio]

I thought everything was black and white in the past.

 

[FeminismIsCancer]

I used to believe rusted nails could cause tetanus because my mum told me so. She also said horse shit caused this.
In reality it’s a bacterium that can possibly be in horse manure but not necessarily and a nail, not necessarily rusted, could be contaminated with it. Rust causes it to be more porous so bacteria could nest inside of cavities. You would need the combination of a contaminated object penetrating deep inside your bloodstream to catch it. Accidentally touching horse shit or being stung by a rusted nail somewhere in the sea as I once was won’t cause anything bad. Yeah I was swimming in the sea and got injured by a rusted iron object and I thought my end was near and didn’t tell mum. I’m still alive with better education.

 

[jaded jabble]

When I was a kid, I thought every stranger was an uncle or an aunt, because of my catechism class.

I thought i would get big tit beach girls if i had a good personality

 

[Alexanderr]

I thought I could turn into Ben 10.

 

[Kaz]

I thought I could someday do everything that Jackie Chan does.

 

[Raguel]

I thought getting married automatically made the wife pregnant within a period of time

thought it happens by kissing and taking supplements..

ruined for me at age 6 when I saw a boy in kindergarten describing his parents doing 'the stuff' to each other

 

[Kp31]

I thought the vagina was one quarter size hole that was completely smooth

 

[NCRcel]

I thought that one day I'd get married, have kids, get a nice house and a nice job. Then travel the world with my children and a woman I love.

 

[schizocel]

I thought i would get big tit beach girls if i had a good personality

I thought the vagina was one quarter size hole that was completely smooth

I also thought these.

 

[الطائر ابن لا أحد]

I thought love was real.

 

[Ultraman]

that wrestling on tv was true

 

[gigacel123]

I thought life would be great.

 

[God]

I thought the vagina was a small perforation on the buttcheek, and women peed from that hole.

 

[FeminismIsCancer]

I forgot the elephant in the room. I actually believed there was a chemical in swimming pools to give away pool pissing.

 

[Braziliancel193]

That I could lift up a house and school.

 

[Chazz]

I thought girls had dicks

 

[Unemployed]

When I was a kid, I thought every stranger was an uncle or an aunt, because of my catechism class.

I thought I would have a master's degree, a good job, and a loyal wife by my age.

 

[FastBananaCEO]

I fucking miss being a kid