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I want to be the richest man in Laos! I love Laos!
- Nov 25, 2022
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Ok so this bitch has been messaging me again complaining about her physical and mental health. Btw she was diagnosed borderline and she really is god damn it.
As the virgin retard I am, I couldn't resist it. As mad as I am at the bitch for all that she did to me, wasting 2 months of my life, stringing me along, taking hours to reply to me, standing me up and lying to me and making me wait outside for hours. I still imagined licking her pussy or something, fapped at night thinking about that ugly bitch, couldn't resist the 0.1% chance I'd fuck her.
Anyway, she's in the hospital and I went to visit her. We talked and the bitch was rejecting all my advances.
But I wouldn't go home completely cucked. Not only did I leave after 30 minutes, but I wanted at least a kiss from that bitch.
After 2 months of being scammed and used, I wanted to at least be able to not call myself kissless at 27 god damn it.
But the bitch was avoiding that like poison. The fucking bitch cruelly kept stringing me along though, saying something like "well if you keep telling me it's all going to be ok I might." THIS FUCKING LYING BITCH. She strung me along for months on purpose. Lying bitch.
She's so manipulative like omg I never met someone so manipulative. She literally told me she "liked" her colonoscopy with a smiley face. Wtf? Isn't that a hit to anal sex?
This lying bitch strung me along for months, used me. I had to at least get a kiss.
So I cut things short after 30 mins and was ready to leave. Well, before leaving as we were turning a corner, I started pushing for a kiss. I was not going home a complete cucked loser. (this is irrelevant but her phone was so old and poor I feel sorry for her god damn she's so poor and unfortunate. Still hate her ffs liar)
But she kept refusing! So insulting! She literally turned around with her back to me, wouldn't let me kiss her! SHE PUSHED ME AWAY.
BUT FUCK THAT BITCH. I AIN'T BLOCKING YOU AND GOING HOME WITHOUT AT LEAST GETTING SOMETHING FOR MY 2+ MONTHS OF TORTURE AND TIME WASTE.
So I kept pushing while smiling and shit so it doesn't seem *****. Like giggling and joking so me spinning her around and pulling her towards me wouldn't feel *****.
To avoid kissing me, the bitch even told part of the truth! That she can't cause she still has a boyfriend (so I got cucked for 2 months).
BUT I OWE IT TO KARENIN, AND BASED VAMP, AND SUNFLOWER, AND UNEMPLOYED AND ALL MY OTHER FRENS. I HAVE TO HAVE A CONCLUSION TO THE STORY. SOMETHING TO SHOW FOR IT.
But I don't give a fuck, I need to have at least something to show for it, that god damn bitch thinks I'm going home empty handed you fucking cunt no way.
And I got it. After spinning her around and pulling her for 2 minutes the bitch finally got tired. She still kinda pushed me away but I pulled her and gave her a fucking kiss on the lips. Made sure to plant it there for like 3 seconds to make it count.
As she was walking me out I let my true intentions slip and I asked "if you have a boyfriend, then what was that Saturday about? So you kept me waiting all day despite never intending to come?" And then she of course slipped "hurr durr let's be friends, I have a boyfriend let's be friend hehe giggle giggle".
I smiled and nodded and said goodbye and didn't even look back.
Thought I'd be blocking her but instead I decided to read her messages but never reply. Hoping she'll get desperate after a few weeks. And then I'd say something like I'll only talk to you if we fuck. Not one more word till I fuck you. Then again I literally tried this strategy twice and the bitch managed to weasel away. Should just block her.
Bruh I should really get a hooker.
Oh shit that reminds me of part 2 of this story.
Of course I rarely leave the house, so when I do I have to take full advantage of it and do something my parents wouldn't approve of. Since my body is too sick for drugs or alcohol (nor do I want that at all at this point, at all) I wanted to fuck a hooker.
There's a street in my city with apparently a lot of street hookers, supposed to be like $30-35, cheaper than $50 on the internet (which is like 1/6th of the monthly salary).
And it wasn't far from where I was!
So I started walking. And walking. And walking.
Fucking retard that I am, that street was long as fuck I swear I walked 45 minutes.
Not only that, I only had $10 on me. But I was thinking I could at least implore for like 5 minutes of touching boobies or getting my dick sucked or something lmao.
But it was to no avail, there were no hookers on this street, none at all.
Walked almost an hour for nothing. All the while being super anxious cause I was sneaking around and my parents would get paranoid for me being gone so long. I felt so stressed.
And I waited 30 minutes for the transport home, I'm so fucking tired everything hurts. Back and legs hurt, my pancreas hurts cause of not eating for a few hours, heart hurts.
Anyway yeah total failure today, no pussy no hookers no nothing xDDD. Oh and I only had 4 hours of not working today, gotta do another shift now. Fml what a shitty period of my life, all work and no play, it makes Michael a dull boy.
As the virgin retard I am, I couldn't resist it. As mad as I am at the bitch for all that she did to me, wasting 2 months of my life, stringing me along, taking hours to reply to me, standing me up and lying to me and making me wait outside for hours. I still imagined licking her pussy or something, fapped at night thinking about that ugly bitch, couldn't resist the 0.1% chance I'd fuck her.
Anyway, she's in the hospital and I went to visit her. We talked and the bitch was rejecting all my advances.
But I wouldn't go home completely cucked. Not only did I leave after 30 minutes, but I wanted at least a kiss from that bitch.
After 2 months of being scammed and used, I wanted to at least be able to not call myself kissless at 27 god damn it.
But the bitch was avoiding that like poison. The fucking bitch cruelly kept stringing me along though, saying something like "well if you keep telling me it's all going to be ok I might." THIS FUCKING LYING BITCH. She strung me along for months on purpose. Lying bitch.
She's so manipulative like omg I never met someone so manipulative. She literally told me she "liked" her colonoscopy with a smiley face. Wtf? Isn't that a hit to anal sex?
This lying bitch strung me along for months, used me. I had to at least get a kiss.
So I cut things short after 30 mins and was ready to leave. Well, before leaving as we were turning a corner, I started pushing for a kiss. I was not going home a complete cucked loser. (this is irrelevant but her phone was so old and poor I feel sorry for her god damn she's so poor and unfortunate. Still hate her ffs liar)
But she kept refusing! So insulting! She literally turned around with her back to me, wouldn't let me kiss her! SHE PUSHED ME AWAY.
BUT FUCK THAT BITCH. I AIN'T BLOCKING YOU AND GOING HOME WITHOUT AT LEAST GETTING SOMETHING FOR MY 2+ MONTHS OF TORTURE AND TIME WASTE.
So I kept pushing while smiling and shit so it doesn't seem *****. Like giggling and joking so me spinning her around and pulling her towards me wouldn't feel *****.
To avoid kissing me, the bitch even told part of the truth! That she can't cause she still has a boyfriend (so I got cucked for 2 months).
BUT I OWE IT TO KARENIN, AND BASED VAMP, AND SUNFLOWER, AND UNEMPLOYED AND ALL MY OTHER FRENS. I HAVE TO HAVE A CONCLUSION TO THE STORY. SOMETHING TO SHOW FOR IT.
But I don't give a fuck, I need to have at least something to show for it, that god damn bitch thinks I'm going home empty handed you fucking cunt no way.
And I got it. After spinning her around and pulling her for 2 minutes the bitch finally got tired. She still kinda pushed me away but I pulled her and gave her a fucking kiss on the lips. Made sure to plant it there for like 3 seconds to make it count.
As she was walking me out I let my true intentions slip and I asked "if you have a boyfriend, then what was that Saturday about? So you kept me waiting all day despite never intending to come?" And then she of course slipped "hurr durr let's be friends, I have a boyfriend let's be friend hehe giggle giggle".
I smiled and nodded and said goodbye and didn't even look back.
Thought I'd be blocking her but instead I decided to read her messages but never reply. Hoping she'll get desperate after a few weeks. And then I'd say something like I'll only talk to you if we fuck. Not one more word till I fuck you. Then again I literally tried this strategy twice and the bitch managed to weasel away. Should just block her.
Bruh I should really get a hooker.
Oh shit that reminds me of part 2 of this story.
Of course I rarely leave the house, so when I do I have to take full advantage of it and do something my parents wouldn't approve of. Since my body is too sick for drugs or alcohol (nor do I want that at all at this point, at all) I wanted to fuck a hooker.
There's a street in my city with apparently a lot of street hookers, supposed to be like $30-35, cheaper than $50 on the internet (which is like 1/6th of the monthly salary).
And it wasn't far from where I was!
So I started walking. And walking. And walking.
Fucking retard that I am, that street was long as fuck I swear I walked 45 minutes.
Not only that, I only had $10 on me. But I was thinking I could at least implore for like 5 minutes of touching boobies or getting my dick sucked or something lmao.
But it was to no avail, there were no hookers on this street, none at all.
Walked almost an hour for nothing. All the while being super anxious cause I was sneaking around and my parents would get paranoid for me being gone so long. I felt so stressed.
And I waited 30 minutes for the transport home, I'm so fucking tired everything hurts. Back and legs hurt, my pancreas hurts cause of not eating for a few hours, heart hurts.
Anyway yeah total failure today, no pussy no hookers no nothing xDDD. Oh and I only had 4 hours of not working today, gotta do another shift now. Fml what a shitty period of my life, all work and no play, it makes Michael a dull boy.
