Neet194012940
NEET
- Jan 20, 2024
- 1,145
i guess if he was cool with it and i found out he was a chud i'd talk with him.
he used to be my best friend and his parents friends with mine for few years as a kid. We would do sleepovers, and went on vacations together for years. We would fight with sticks, play vidya, watch tv, talk, he was 1-2 yrs older than me so we had relationship dynamic of me being like retarded younger brother. He would have somewhat elitist interests like architecture or cheese he would use to feel highly acculturated and would mock me for being philistine.
In early teens he distanced himself from me to the point of giving the disgusted face and saying nothing if i tried to say hi, which i can't blame because i was fat, subhuman face and below 0 status. Then his family move away.
Years pass and one day his family come to visit my house. I was surprised, i probably would drive somewhere if i had much advance notice. After seeing that i mog him thru the window i get confidence boost. So i stick my fingers in my eyes until they become reddened and start the NPC dialogue with him.
i interperse beavis and butthead laugh and as soon as everyone self-segregate to age group i found a way to interject nigger with hard R into the lame small talk. "like..... are you going to uni nigger" he said "sorry, what did you say", and i rephrased it. This skips possible cringe confrontation because non-mentally ill normies have stronger urge to brag.
after i finished fast fowarding his dialougue i say .... you know what i'm saying niggAH... like. His brow kind of furrowed but he didn't press it.
3rd time is charm so i pat him on the shoulder (awkard + forced) and say nice to see you again niggER. I stuck my tongue out and bulged my eyes which might have been overkill before my excuse reason to go someone else.
he and his family stayed for like 12 hours afterwards, for dinner and everything and he did not even attempt to initiate eye contact with me a single time, big win i saved myself from permenant brain damage hahahahaha, peacefully rotting in my room and at the dinner table
he used to be my best friend and his parents friends with mine for few years as a kid. We would do sleepovers, and went on vacations together for years. We would fight with sticks, play vidya, watch tv, talk, he was 1-2 yrs older than me so we had relationship dynamic of me being like retarded younger brother. He would have somewhat elitist interests like architecture or cheese he would use to feel highly acculturated and would mock me for being philistine.
In early teens he distanced himself from me to the point of giving the disgusted face and saying nothing if i tried to say hi, which i can't blame because i was fat, subhuman face and below 0 status. Then his family move away.
Years pass and one day his family come to visit my house. I was surprised, i probably would drive somewhere if i had much advance notice. After seeing that i mog him thru the window i get confidence boost. So i stick my fingers in my eyes until they become reddened and start the NPC dialogue with him.
i interperse beavis and butthead laugh and as soon as everyone self-segregate to age group i found a way to interject nigger with hard R into the lame small talk. "like..... are you going to uni nigger" he said "sorry, what did you say", and i rephrased it. This skips possible cringe confrontation because non-mentally ill normies have stronger urge to brag.
after i finished fast fowarding his dialougue i say .... you know what i'm saying niggAH... like. His brow kind of furrowed but he didn't press it.
3rd time is charm so i pat him on the shoulder (awkard + forced) and say nice to see you again niggER. I stuck my tongue out and bulged my eyes which might have been overkill before my excuse reason to go someone else.
he and his family stayed for like 12 hours afterwards, for dinner and everything and he did not even attempt to initiate eye contact with me a single time, big win i saved myself from permenant brain damage hahahahaha, peacefully rotting in my room and at the dinner table
