Clock is ticking for me

dragon47

dragon47

Banned
Dec 8, 2020
392
I am 18 and still have no girlfriend.I haven't even kissed or held hands.With each passing day its getting more and more over for me.
 
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liazi

Banned
Nov 26, 2020
179
you are basically 17 with covid, and also have you tried or are you one of those teen larper?
 
dragon47

dragon47

Banned
Dec 8, 2020
392
you are basically 17 with covid, and also have you tried or are you one of those teen larper
What do you mean 17 with covid?And i never talked to anybody unless they talk to me amd most of the time they would ask me stupid shit like why i never talk.I am afraid to talk outside.Also i am 5ft8 and was one of the smallest in my class
 
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Kaz

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Nov 29, 2020
3,742
In all seriousness tho, get milf. If you have any decent qualities this is possible...
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There are plenty of loving freaks out there who would love to spend open minded sexy time with you. Don't believe all the bullshit that there are many Chad's into Milfs so it's over for you. These women don't want pump and dump, but a meaningful relationship, even if you both know it's not forever. As long as it's real.
After practice go younger if you got the looks.
 
chudur-budur

chudur-budur

5'2" ugliest currycel, freak of nature
Nov 26, 2020
3,873
In all seriousness tho, get milf. If you have any decent qualities this is possible...
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There are plenty of loving freaks out there who would love to spend open minded sexy time with you. Don't believe all the bullshit that there are many Chad's into Milfs so it's over for you. These women don't want pump and dump, but a meaningful relationship, even if you both know it's not forever. As long as it's real.
After practice go younger if you got the looks.

or a graceful granny ...

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amabo

amabo

NEET
Dec 17, 2020
374
You’ve got time but I’m still an incel too
 
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Kaz

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Nov 29, 2020
3,742
or a graceful granny ...

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U need to lure them...
This is like Bruce Lee teaching one-inch punch as the first lesson.
 
01zephyr10

01zephyr10

Short term memory loss truecel living on Neet bux
Dec 12, 2020
914
I am 18 and still have no girlfriend.I haven't even kissed or held hands.With each passing day its getting more and more over for me.
You're only 18?! You talk like an Old Man who's seen it all. My Mind has been blown. I come across as Younger than you and I'm 28!
 
Zargrim

Zargrim

NEET
Dec 3, 2020
1,191
gymmax, careermax, and personalitymax and you will eventually trick a girl into sleeping with you if you play your cards right*

don't even think about falling in love though, love is only for chad

*unless you are literally a 5'2" curry janitor
 
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