Completely lost on what to do, parents are blue-pilled boomers despite being below 50 when it comes to getting a job

[uglyboi1]

I am 25 in December and have never worked. I didn't claim any benefits or get any qualifications or life experience until 23, where I got disabilitybux by saying I had autism, now I am in a benefit trap where if I full-time, I'll only get 400 more than what I get now, I want to work because this isn't sustainable with my health declining due to NEETdom.

I am socially retarded and the only jobs I could do would require a driving license and a car, none of which I have. (Warehousing). Lots of lifting which would fuck me up even more considering a push-up causes my nerve pain to flare up, as does any attempt to remedy it through physiotherapy, even typing this is painful.

What should I do when NEETbux expires? I even tried applying for nursing home jobs where you wipe old people's asses for min wage, however they all reject me and some require a car and license as well. Retail only hires good-looking and NT people, they've denied me. Catering jobs require experience and all deny me.

I know the position I'm in is a result of inaction which was caused by not having medication (xanax and sertraline) to remove my anxiety, I think I would've been fine with a xanax prescription but the UK is a shithole when it comes to healthcare and laws. What should I do? Stab myself and go to a psych ward to get diagnosed with shit for easier NEETbux and live like that? There's no way I can continue living like this due to idleness and boredom without vidya.

Any clues? I don't want to die or suimax just yet.

 

[Maltodextrincel]

Retail only hires good-looking and NT people, they've denied me.

Come to America and work at our WalMarts. They almost exclusively hire sub-5s.
Aside from that, all you can do is keep sending applications out. It really is a numbers game, and sometimes you have to send hundreds before getting a job of any sort. Why? There's not any one reason. At least 30% of listings on job sites are fake. If it's unskilled labor, the real jobs will hire people that they can get away with paying lower wages. Your resumé might be getting auto-rejected by AI algorithms that these jobs use to filter out applicants. All of these factors and more are at fault.

 

[Based Vampire]

you can write something on social media and try prisonmaxxing for a few years. But be aware that there's a possibility you'll end up accepting Islam while in prison and become a jihadi

 

[Saladino]

Holy shit you are useless

 

[uglyboi1]

Holy shit you are useless

Yes

 

[despera]

I was going to suggest getting a job through disability quota but last I heard, unlike many countries in the European Union, the United Kingdom does not have any specific employment quotas, supported by sanctions, to encourage employers to hire persons with disabilities. Fucking hell, uk is a shithole. What should a disabled person do then wtf?

Check : r/findapath, r/carreerguidance , r/failuretolaunch Make a thread, maybe someone knows ?

 

[uglyboi1]

I was going to suggest getting a job through disability quota but last I heard, unlike many countries in the European Union, the United Kingdom does not have any specific employment quotas, supported by sanctions, to encourage employers to hire persons with disabilities. Fucking hell, uk is a shithole. What should a disabled person do then wtf?

Check : r/findapath, r/carreerguidance , r/failuretolaunch Make a thread, maybe someone knows ?

Probably impossible. If I was from a city I could probably find employment but now it's over due to location oh well. Benefits for life.

 

[uglyboi1]

Holy shit you are useless

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