Success daily wisdom megathread

[Original]

in this thread i will give you one wisdom every day starting today. thread ends on february 6th 2024. there will be 364 more wisdoms.

here is the first wisdom:

day 1: brush your fucking teeth.

tune in tomorrow for day 2's wisdom post.

 

[kaang]

How @Original

 

[Original]

How

 

[Original]

day 2: white people, listen when people of color are talking!

 

[Kevin Logan]

in this thread i will give you one wisdom every day starting today. thread ends on february 6th 2024. there will be 364 more wisdoms.

here is the first wisdom:

day 1: brush your fucking teeth.

tune in tomorrow for day 2's wisdom post.

 

[Lucillian]

The jews own the federal reserve

 

[Original]

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fuck yeah i know you like that shit, who’s a good girl?

 

[Original]

day 3: date girls slightly older than you, call them mommy, and NUT in them. HARD and FAST. make her a MOM mf IMPEGNATE her.

 

[AI-cel]

day 3: date girls slightly older than you, call them mommy, and NUT in them. HARD and FAST. make her a MOM mf IMPEGNATE her.

they also have to be taller than y

 

[Original]

they also have to be taller than y

 

[Fabio]

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Here's a few nuggets of wisdom.

 

[Kevin Logan]

day 3: date girls slightly older than you, call them mommy, and NUT in them. HARD and FAST. make her a MOM mf IMPEGNATE her.

How much older we are talking about it? I Am 31

 

[Original]

How much older we are talking about it? I Am 31

33 let her breastfeed you

 

[Unemployed]

day 4: put all of your baskets in one egg

 

[Original]

day 4: if at first you don’t succeed, move to belgium. the doctors there will euthanize you if you ask them to enough times.

 

[kaang]

day 4: put all of your baskets in one egg

Behold, the fool saith, “Put not all thine eggs in the one basket”—which is but a manner of saying, “Scatter your money and your attention;” but the wise man saith, “Put all your eggs in the one basket and—watch that basket”

—Pudd’nhead Wilson’s Calendar.

 

[kaang]

Day 4: sometimes you gotta go back... to actually move forward. and i dont mean going back to chase ghosts and reminisce. i mean going back, seeing where you came from. where you been, how you got here. see where you going. i know there are those that say "you can't go back". yes you can.

you just have to live in the right place

 

[PlutoThePlanetCel]

The jews own everything

 

[AI-cel]

day 4: if at first you don’t succeed, move to belgium. the doctors there will euthanize you if you ask them to enough times.

lmao just use nitrogen gas yourself

 

[Unemployed]

day 5: Whatever kills you doesn't make you weaker

 

[Original]

lmao just use nitrogen gas yourself

i need depressed belgian pussy first so might as well kill two birds with one stone

 

[Nameless_sunflower]

How much older we are talking about it? I Am 31

thought you were younger

 

[Original]

day 5: unironic advice, drink more water. when you aren’t even thirsty have some water.

 

[Unemployed]

day 6: hoes before broes

most of the broes don't give a damn about you

Neither do hoes tbh but at least you'll get some pussey

 

[Original]

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[Original]

day 6: touch grass have sex u stupid inel

 

[Original]

day 7: read a book instead of a thread

 

[Original]

day 8: that’s why yo mama dead

 

[Nameless_sunflower]

day 0:
0

 

[Unemployed]

day 7: You don't make money. Money makes you

 

[Original]

day 9: get wifi anywhere you go (hold up)

 

[Nameless_sunflower]

@Original sup

 

[Unemployed]

day 10: if your good @ something never do it for free

 

[Unemployed]

day 11: having lots of followers on social media makes u an expert on just about everything

 

[kaang]

day 9: it's a mog or get mogged world

 

[kaang]

day 10: girls have cooties

 

[Unemployed]

day 10: girls have cooties

day 11: if poker teaches you one thing its:
1. you can lose with the best hand
2. you can win with the worst hand

real life isn't any different.

 

[Original]

day 10: sometimes your wisdom will inspire others to post their own wisdom

 

[Original]

day 11: what other people think has nothing to do with you

 

[kaang]

day 12: contempt for money is a trick of TheJew to keep the poor without it

 

[Original]

day 12: contempt for kaang is a trick of TheOriginal to keep the other posters without him

 

[Original]

day 13:
Ooh child
Things are gonna be easier
Ooh child
Things'll be brighter
Some day, yeah
We'll put it together and we'll get it undone
Some day
When your head is much lighter

 

[6speedmanual]

Day 13:
Aquire looks, money and mass
Disregard other peoples opinions and don’t waste your time on copes

 

[Original]

day 14 (FUCK I FORGOT!!!): don’t forget to post in the wisdom thread

 

[Original]

day 15: don’t not remember to post in the wisdom thread

 

[Original]

day 16: jam on

 

[Original]

day 17: shit

 

[Original]

day 18: ass

 

[Unemployed]

day 19: empty

 

[AI-cel]

You given up already
thats what happen when u lack discipline