doctor's checkups are literally for retards who can't keep an eye on their health

[Zargrim]

imagine being that much of a fucking brainlet

 

[Patient A]

never been for a check up.

wtf is a check up lol ( I do know tbh )

 

[Zargrim]

never been for a check up.

wtf is a check up lol ( I do know tbh )

they take your blood pressure and ask you if you are planning to kill yourself or bleeding out of your asshole

 

[Kaz]

Prostate exam...

 

[Zargrim]

Prostate exam...

when I get that old I am going to find a young female doctor to do that