Got promoted at work

[anon1822fourthacc]

Basically instead of doing my job I will now train people who do my job. Also some additional responsibilities.

On one hand it's a relief, I fucking hate doing sales. Gotta worry about selling as much as possible all the time. On the other hand I won't be able to slack off nearly as much, kek.

The first few weeks are gonna suck until I understand all my responsibilities. Might have to do payroll too and I'm a klutz that always messes up with numbers so that could suck, kek.

Overall I'd work more hours, I worked 5 but now I'll be working a more wild schedule and with responsibilities that aren't tied to a schedule, sort of an anytime anywhere thing.

Not sure if it'll be easier or harder overall. Won't be able to be braindead and slack off as much that's for sure.

Shit I just realized/remembered that I didn't actually work 5 hours, I just do 2-3 hours of work then I do fuck all. And now I'll have to have my eyes glued to the screen watching what the newbie does. Along with other shit, kek. Fuck it's definitely more work for me, especially as an anxious autist who was fine grinding my job like a Runescape grindfest where I was braindead half the time.

Hmm is this a good or a bad thing? Shit xDDDD I don't know. NAH t's a good thing don't be a pussy dude. Fuck you, you piece of shit, you always try to pussy out and do nothing, do things to improve your life don't run away you avoidant piece of shit. That's how I gotta talk to myself or I won't do anything in life, kek.

 

[johan]

No pay increase no promotion

 

[anon1822fourthacc]

No pay increase no promotion

Actually there is a pay increase, dunno how it'll work depends on the hours, but overall I should be making a bit more I think. Well considering I was a pretty good salesman I don't think I'll be making that much more but it'll still be a plus overall. That's if I don't fuck up, kek.

Definitely less comfy overall though, much less comfy/braindead.

That's growth

Yeah I had to say yes, saying no is how you stagnate in life and I stagnated for enough decades.

 

[Thadman]

I work part-time sales, I suck big time at it and make an ass out of myself everytime I get on the sales floor.

My only strong point is customer service, my managers figured I suck for shit and try to help and uplift me as much as possible (which I actually appreciate, I wouldn't do the same).

I would either like to work some customer service oriented or retail job, the former has plenty of women and pays well so I might go along with that.

 

[Thadman]

Actually there is a pay increase, dunno how it'll work depends on the hours, but overall I should be making a bit more I think. Well considering I was a pretty good salesman I don't think I'll be making that much more but it'll still be a plus overall. That's if I don't fuck up, kek.

I get paid $16.80 per hour, although it means shit as you are barely able to afford anything.

Even if I buy a pack of skittles, it feels as if I am breaking the bank.

 

[anon1822fourthacc]

I work part-time sales, I suck big time at it and make an ass out of myself everytime I get on the sales floor.

My only strong point is customer service, my managers figured I suck for shit and try to help and uplift me as much as possible (which I actually appreciate, I wouldn't do the same).

I would either like to work some customer service oriented or retail job, the former has plenty of women and pays well so I might go along with that.

Yeah, sales suck. Sure you get into a routine and it becomes second nature at some point, but what always sucked is that anxiety around the sale. Not knowing if you'll make it or if you blew it or if the guy is just wasting your time. And you had to try no matter what. Fucking sucked.

 

[EternalKaczor]

Well done, meanwhile I've never even had a job lmao.

 

[Thadman]

Well done, meanwhile I've never even had a job lmao.

Live off your parents?

 

[anon1822fourthacc]

Well done, meanwhile I've never even had a job lmao.

I got my first job at 27 and tbh I got it because I prayed to demons (Hail Asmodeus!) so don't fret, you're still young.

 

[EternalKaczor]

Live off your parents?

Yes with my mother and we have NEETbux since she is unemployed currently, Im gonna go live my family next year so i can try to do my "matura" (Polish HS exam, you need it to study anything)

 

[johan]

Well done, meanwhile I've never even had a job lmao.

I got my first job at 27 and tbh I got it because I prayed to demons (Hail Asmodeus!) so don't fret, you're still young.

aspiringwageslaves.net

 

[anon1822fourthacc]

aspiringwageslaves.net

Wir sind nicht deutscher, wir haben nicht neetbux

 

[EternalKaczor]

I got my first job at 27 and tbh I got it because I prayed to demons (Hail Asmodeus!) so don't fret, you're still young.

I once unironically prayed to Lucifer and nothing happend, guess Satan and God just don't exist lol.

 

[johan]

Wir sind nicht deutscher, wir haben nicht neetbux

Sure I know some people have to wagelsave to survive but I despise when people base their self worth on it.

 

[anon1822fourthacc]

I once unironically played to Lucifer and nothing happend, guess Satan and God just don't exist lol.

Tbh the circumstances around me getting my job were weird as fuck, still can't believe it happened. I had it so easy. Even the people coming now have it much harder than me, it's like I was at a golden moment. Makes me remember again that holy shit bro it really feels like there's something out there.

Also occultists spend years developing their practice, a quick prayer won't do shit.

 

[anon1822fourthacc]

Average christian in 2023

Lucifer doesn't mind you having a waifu, God does!

Which do you choose?

 

[EternalKaczor]

Average christian in 2023

I stopped beliving in God back in 2021, even when i was a Christian i had doubts, i switched between Evangelical Christianity and Catholicism several times.

 

[anon1822fourthacc]

Never heard of that, explain?

Idk, God doesn't want you to masturbate and shit, wants you to get married to a 3D pussy and betabuxx for her your whole life. Doubt that very same God encourages having waifus.

 

[Lain]

I once unironically prayed to Lucifer and nothing happend, guess Satan and God just don't exist lol.

I've done meme /x/ magic ironically because it made me laugh, I remember someone posting "chaotic sex magicka" or something along those lines, you draw a sigil with your aspirations or something and bust a fatty on it. I can still vividly recall laughing on the floor fucked up, I think I wished for an anime wife or to become a billionaire. This is why I'm a neets.me poster

 

[EternalKaczor]

Lucifer doesn't mind you having a waifu, God does!

Which do you choose?

Tbh Heaven sounds boring af, imagine praising God for all eternity, I know that Heaven won't have any pain but it will still get boring, its like groundhog day for all eternity.

 

[EternalKaczor]

Who said you would get bored. When you're saved God "picks the wheat from the chaff" in you that means no depression, boredom, sadness etc

Well i can't see how praising some dude forever would be fun.

 

[EternalKaczor]

Also occultists spend years developing their practice, a quick prayer won't do shit.

@Satan tier argument, "just meditate for hours everyday and in 6 years you might be able to cast a love spell bro"

 

[anon1822fourthacc]

I've done meme /x/ magic ironically because it made me laugh, I remember someone posting "chaotic sex magicka" or something along those lines, you draw a sigil with your aspirations or something and bust a fatty on it. I can still vividly recall laughing on the floor fucked up, I think I wished for an anime wife or to become a billionaire. This is why I'm a neets.me poster

I did it a bit differently, I went straight to demons. No chaos magick no nothing, straight up invoking demons and asking them. Actually only asking them for stuff is rude, it's like calling someone only to ask for shit, or like PMing Lain constantly and asking him questions about making money. They don't like that. Gotta do something too, like talk and be nice.

 

[EternalKaczor]

It's just life. Forever. Eternal life. You get what it says on the tin

A normie's life on earth is far more interesting than his "life" in heaven.

 

[anon1822fourthacc]

A normie's life on earth is far more interesting than his "life" in heaven.

I don't subscribe to Christian ideas of heaven, they sound retarded as fuck. Even if an afterlife exists I'm sure it's in no way related to Christian bullshit.

 

[anon1822fourthacc]

Basically the idea is, when you "meditate" in a dark quiet room for hours, you deliberately open your mind by doing so, and that opens your mind to contact with whatever the fuck. The thing is, that's just how inducing hallucination works, you deliberately make yourself so bored your mind starts making things up

That's 100% the idea, I'm impressed you know that, it takes people a lot of time to realize that.

But I never got that far tbh. I never actually sensed demons, my mind is too resistant to hallucinations and shit like that.

Instead I approached it more like talking to a friend/mentor in my head, without receiving any response but sort of imagining that they're there.

 

[EternalKaczor]

I don't subscribe to Christian ideas of heaven, they sound retarded as fuck. Even if an afterlife exists I'm sure it's in no way related to Christian bullshit.

A fair afterlife would be like a sandbox game, you can invite your friends and make every dream you ever had come true.

 

[Lain]

It's just life. Forever. Eternal life. You get what it says on the tin

Heaven in the traditional Western sense seems like a terrible place, there's a lot of fun in committing crimes and being on edge and in having negative emotions. Even dying seems like a good thing in time, heaven seems in my eyes to be like if you were perfectly cryopreserved and you woke up and they put you on the best drugs that kept you in a state of awe and wonder and happiness and that's all great and all but after some period of time you'd be like, I'm getting a bit bored of this, I want something new and different. I suppose if you were deeply fulfilled on every level you wouldn't even feel the craving to go after something, you would already have arrived at the destination before you left.

It seems like a good thing and a bad thing at the same time. To live forever happy, without any struggle, it's not that the struggle makes you better, it just adds a bit of spice I think. I don't think I'd want to go to heaven unless the Christian conception of hell is real. Then it's like picking the better of two evils

 

[EternalKaczor]

Basically the idea is, when you "meditate" in a dark quiet room for hours, you deliberately open your mind by doing so, and that opens your mind to contact with whatever the fuck. The thing is, that's just how inducing hallucination works, you deliberately make yourself so bored your mind starts making things up

Thats called the Ganzfeld effect.

 

[anon1822fourthacc]

Heaven in the traditional Western sense seems like a terrible place, there's a lot of fun in committing crimes and being on edge and in having negative emotions. Even dying seems like a good thing in time, heaven seems in my eyes to be like if you were perfectly cryopreserved and you woke up and they put you on the best drugs that kept you in a state of awe and wonder and happiness and that's all great and all but after some period of time you'd be like, I'm getting a bit bored of this, I want something new and different. I suppose if you were deeply fulfilled on every level you wouldn't even feel the craving to go after something, you would already have arrived at the destination before you left.

It seems like a good thing and a bad thing at the same time. To live forever happy, without any struggle, it's not that the struggle makes you better, it just adds a bit of spice I think. I don't think I'd want to go to heaven unless the Christian conception of hell is real. Then it's like picking the better of two evils

Exactly, Christian heaven tbh seems exactly like how some ancient dude who lived with his foreskin full of desert sand all his life would imagine a perfect place.

 

[EternalKaczor]

Heaven in the traditional Western sense seems like a terrible place, there's a lot of fun in committing crimes and being on edge and in having negative emotions. Even dying seems like a good thing in time, heaven seems in my eyes to be like if you were perfectly cryopreserved and you woke up and they put you on the best drugs that kept you in a state of awe and wonder and happiness and that's all great and all but after some period of time you'd be like, I'm getting a bit bored of this, I want something new and different. I suppose if you were deeply fulfilled on every level you wouldn't even feel the craving to go after something, you would already have arrived at the destination before you left.

It seems like a good thing and a bad thing at the same time. To live forever happy, without any struggle, it's not that the struggle makes you better, it just adds a bit of spice I think. I don't think I'd want to go to heaven unless the Christian conception of hell is real. Then it's like picking the better of two evils

Hell is physical and psychological torture whilst Heaven is just a different type of psychological torture.

 

[EternalKaczor]

it's all just fiction.

Correct

 

[Al-Maari600]

Basically instead of doing my job I will now train people who do my job. Also some additional responsibilities.

On one hand it's a relief, I fucking hate doing sales. Gotta worry about selling as much as possible all the time. On the other hand I won't be able to slack off nearly as much, kek.

The first few weeks are gonna suck until I understand all my responsibilities. Might have to do payroll too and I'm a klutz that always messes up with numbers so that could suck, kek.

Overall I'd work more hours, I worked 5 but now I'll be working a more wild schedule and with responsibilities that aren't tied to a schedule, sort of an anytime anywhere thing.

Not sure if it'll be easier or harder overall. Won't be able to be braindead and slack off as much that's for sure.

Shit I just realized/remembered that I didn't actually work 5 hours, I just do 2-3 hours of work then I do fuck all. And now I'll have to have my eyes glued to the screen watching what the newbie does. Along with other shit, kek. Fuck it's definitely more work for me, especially as an anxious autist who was fine grinding my job like a Runescape grindfest where I was braindead half the time.

Hmm is this a good or a bad thing? Shit xDDDD I don't know. NAH t's a good thing don't be a pussy dude. Fuck you, you piece of shit, you always try to pussy out and do nothing, do things to improve your life don't run away you avoidant piece of shit. That's how I gotta talk to myself or I won't do anything in life, kek.

congrats brother

 

[anon1822fourthacc]

congrats brother

Thanks bro! I'm sure I'll hate it for a while but I gotta buckle the fuck up and grow a pair.

 

[EternalKaczor]

Exactly, Christian heaven tbh seems exactly like how some ancient dude who lived with his foreskin full of desert sand all his life would imagine a perfect place.

People back then were (and still are) low iq NPCs, they belived in spirits, magic, the idea that eternal perfection could get boring was too complex for them.

 

[anon1822fourthacc]

That's really just a midwit take. You need to admire the simplicity that is Christ (nothing complex about it!), says the boble.

Christ is a product of cuckoldry, I do not admire him

 

[anon1822fourthacc]

That's like saying Voldemort was the good guy and Harry Potter is evil

Valdemort was bald, Harry had a full hair of head. I STAND WITH MY BALD BROTHERS

 

[Al-Maari600]

Tbh the circumstances around me getting my job were weird as fuck, still can't believe it happened. I had it so easy. Even the people coming now have it much harder than me, it's like I was at a golden moment. Makes me remember again that holy shit bro it really feels like there's something out there.

Also occultists spend years developing their practice, a quick prayer won't do shit.

which magic texts were you using bro I've been trying to read these texts from ona but their so full of bs and hard to read through all that trash i just want the rituals only no bs story telling

 

[404Errorcel]

Is this the onlyfans job?

 

[anon1822fourthacc]

which magic texts were you using bro I've been trying to read these texts from ona but their so full of bs and hard to read through all that trash i just want the rituals only no bs story telling

Tbh I kinda forgot what books specifically I was reading (I was mostly getting bits and pieces from different ones).

Main thing I did was browse this subreddit and learn from them. It's the most level-headed approach to crazy shit like this cause you get exposed to 50 points of view so you can sort of take what makes most sense to you. Also they have reading suggestions

Reddit - Dive into anything

www.reddit.com

 

[EternalKaczor]

Christ is a product of cuckoldry, I do not admire him

Joseph from the bible is literally the most famous cuckhold in history, imagine your virgin wife tells you that God himself made her pregnant and then billions of people in the future remember you as the guy who was a stepdad to God's son.

 

[RNT]

Ok, but he is evil. You can stand with an evil character, I guess.

Joseph from the bible is literally the most famous cuckhold in history, imagine your virgin wife tells you that God himself made her pregnant and then billions of people in the future remember you as the guy who was a stepdad to God's son.

Babylonian magis visited Jesus after birth as they were following Bethlehem star and they were dead serious guys. MIT professors.

But Sunday Christians are not supposed to know this lore, what for?

 

[Unemployed]

Babylonian magis visited Jesus after birth as they were following Bethlehem star and they were dead serious guys.

But Sunday Christians are not supposed to know this lore, what for?

Huh? I always thought that erry Christian knew it.

 

[Magonia]

Actually there is a pay increase,

Does this mean you will stop larping as a poorfag?

 

[anon1822fourthacc]

Does this mean you will stop larping as a poorfag?

I still see myself as poor, I just happen to have a temporary gig that pays relatively well.

 

[Magonia]

I still see myself as poor, I just happen to have a temporary gig that pays relatively well.

I was watching an interview from a ukrainian that while they know that some men dress poor but are rich. Guys that dress poor have a hard time

 

[anon1822fourthacc]

I was watching an interview from a ukrainian that while they know that some men dress poor but are rich. Guys that dress poor have a hard time

Yeah tbh Eastern European culture is all about appearances. Mothers tell proverbs such as "they greet you by the way you're dressed, but they say goodbye based on your intellect" which basically means that clothes and first impressions are everything.

Very superficial and annoying society, I hate it.

You could be relatively better off than those around you, but if you're a miser and save money instead of spending it on a car and clothes like an idiot it won't matter to how other people treat you. They'll treat you like you're beneath them. Especially girls.

 

[Magonia]

I believe in the english saying. "Clothes make the man."

 

[Samisnotsocool223]

Basically instead of doing my job I will now train people who do my job. Also some additional responsibilities.

On one hand it's a relief, I fucking hate doing sales. Gotta worry about selling as much as possible all the time. On the other hand I won't be able to slack off nearly as much, kek.

The first few weeks are gonna suck until I understand all my responsibilities. Might have to do payroll too and I'm a klutz that always messes up with numbers so that could suck, kek.

Overall I'd work more hours, I worked 5 but now I'll be working a more wild schedule and with responsibilities that aren't tied to a schedule, sort of an anytime anywhere thing.

Not sure if it'll be easier or harder overall. Won't be able to be braindead and slack off as much that's for sure.

Shit I just realized/remembered that I didn't actually work 5 hours, I just do 2-3 hours of work then I do fuck all. And now I'll have to have my eyes glued to the screen watching what the newbie does. Along with other shit, kek. Fuck it's definitely more work for me, especially as an anxious autist who was fine grinding my job like a Runescape grindfest where I was braindead half the time.

Hmm is this a good or a bad thing? Shit xDDDD I don't know. NAH t's a good thing don't be a pussy dude. Fuck you, you piece of shit, you always try to pussy out and do nothing, do things to improve your life don't run away you avoidant piece of shit. That's how I gotta talk to myself or I won't do anything in life, kek.

Sales job? Is this a reference to The Office?

 

[Samisnotsocool223]

A fair afterlife would be like a sandbox game, you can invite your friends and make every dream you ever had come true.

But then you'd run out of fun things to do and you'd be suffering