Story Had the weirdest coomer dream tonight... (read at your own peril!)

Based Vampire

Based Vampire

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Mar 23, 2023
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I woke up, but decided to take another nap (which lasted for about an hour, during which I had the following dream).

Night. A big amusement park with thousands of shining lights. I'm talking to somebody, then I see a big-assed girl I had a crush on in college approaching me. I feel my hands getting sweaty and sticky, I pretend that I do not see her and she passes by me. The next moment I find myself at my house. I approach the window and look at the house across the street. Through the window I can see a bunch of thicc females in g-string swimsuits doing fitness showing off their fat sweaty asses. My hands start shaking, I pull out my phone and start taking pictures like a FRANTIC!.

After I took some good shots I was happy, but suddenly I notice a cop and a priest standing right behind me. Then I somehow sneaked past them and escaped.

Then I woke up. One hell of a dream I say! It felt so real and I actually remember it. Can't recall seeing anything like this in months. The years of no-pussey are growing ever stronger on me...
 
Lord_hierophantūs

Lord_hierophantūs

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Dec 27, 2023
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I woke up, but decided to take another nap (which lasted for about an hour, during which I had the following dream).

Night. A big amusement park with thousands of shining lights. I'm talking to somebody, then I see a big-assed girl I had a crush on in college approaching me. I feel my hands getting sweaty and sticky, I pretend that I do not see her and she passes by me. The next moment I find myself at my house. I approach the window and look at the house across the street. Through the window I can see a bunch of thicc females in g-string swimsuits doing fitness showing off their fat sweaty asses. My hands start shaking, I pull out my phone and start taking pictures like a FRANTIC!.

After I took some good shots I was happy, but suddenly I notice a cop and a priest standing right behind me. Then I somehow sneaked past them and escaped.

Then I woke up. One hell of a dream I say! It felt so real and I actually remember it. Can't recall seeing anything like this in months. The years of no-pussey are growing ever stronger on me...
Interesting dream mate.
 
Lord_hierophantūs

Lord_hierophantūs

Out, out! Brief candle
Dec 27, 2023
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can you try to decipher it?
I don't have enough knowledge of dreams to make any sort of assessment, but I will ask do you have a lot of sexual thoughts and dreams like this often?

Sigmund Freud 1926
 
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MongoloidJoe

Slow life history strategist
Jul 28, 2023
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I read an interesting fact...
Apes can dream
But monkeys can't

Apes can recognise themselves in the mirror but monkeys can't
 
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