News Hag tried to kiss me

[Eren]

My mom invited all her friends over for breakfast this morning. I wake up & go downstairs for coffee & school & they all that the dinnertable. Instantly this blonde, recessed, fat, wrinkly hag starts staring at me. They're all super ugly but this bitch is the ugliest besides my mom. Anyways it was really weird & I don't know how none of the other whores didn't notice. I go into the garage I'm getting ready for zoom school. Then this bitch opens the door & starts shuffling toward me without saying a word & she's still giving me the same insane looking stare- has taken her mask off. Tries to grab my face with puckered lips- I yell & push her away hard. She skip runs out of the room on tip toes looking retarded. idk what to do. I logged onto school & after class they were all gone. It's been rent-free in my head for hours. She's the mom of my sister's friend so it makes shit awkward & complicated & I'm thinking it's better just to keep it to myself.

 

[Deleted member 18]

What did I just read?

 

[Disorder]

Possible sugar mommy to fund your hgh?

 

[jaded jabble]

Tyrone out

 

[Eren]

Possible sugar mommy to fund your hgh?

Laughed but I wouldn't even if I was begging on the streets. You don't understand how ugly she is. Shit is traumatic I can't get it out of my head.

 

[Eren]

Tyrone out

was joking about being black

 

[Disorder]

Laughed but I wouldn't even if I was begging on the streets. You don't understand how ugly she is. Shit is traumatic I can't get it out of my head.

Just make her wear a maid outfit bro

 

[jaded jabble]

was joking about being black

What are you then

 

[Deleted member 18]

What are you then

Alien.

Take it or leave it.

 

[Eren]

What are you then

Mutt. I'm 50% british, part coptic, part spanish, part irish

Should take a DNA test sometime tbh. people say I look wasian

 

[jaded jabble]

Mutt. I'm 50% british, part coptic, part spanish, part

Are you at least white passing due to being mostly white

 

[inel]

Mutt. I'm 50% british, part coptic, part spanish, part irish

Should take a DNA test sometime tbh. people say I look wasian

LOL
not suprised

​

 

[Eren]

Are you at least white passing due to being mostly white

No it's easy to see I'm mixed but light skin & brown hair so I guess

LOL
not suprised

​

why's that?

 

[Original]

rapes me

 

[comfy]

Are kisses in the cheek a custom in your country?

Where I live it's normal for old female relatives to give cheek kisses to children or youngsters

 

[Deleted member 18]

Are kisses in the cheek a custom in your country?

Where I live it's normal for old female relatives to give cheek kisses to children or youngsters

It's the same way here in my country. Ngl I used to hate getting kissed in the cheek as a kid.

 

[Eren]

Are kisses in the cheek a custom in your country?

Where I live it's normal for old female relatives to give cheek kisses to children or youngsters

nope. From usa

 

[milkistermoo]

Volcel confirmed

 

[FastBananaCEO]

Wtf? You're genuinely a volcel for that. I would've gone with it.

 

[Eren]

Wtf? You're genuinely a volcel for that. I would've gone with it.

dude you don't fucking understand how ugly she was. & she was creepy as fuck & there were like 10 other people in the next room my mom included.

 

[FastBananaCEO]

dude you don't fucking understand how ugly she was. & she was creepy as fuck & there were like 10 other people in the next room my mom included.

How was she ugly? Did she not even have big tits or big ass?

 

[Eren]

How was she ugly? Did she not even have big tits or big ass?

recessed hook nose wrinkly fat 50 yr old with skinny legs. & creepy behavior.

 

[FastBananaCEO]

recessed hook nose wrinkly fat 50 yr old with skinny legs. & creepy behavior.

I wish that would happen to me

 

[Eren]

I wish that would happen to me

dude...

 

[Eren]

I wish that would happen to me

I hope you're joking

 

[FastBananaCEO]

I hope you're joking

I'm not. That's how desperate I am.

 

[Eren]

I'm not. That's how desperate I am.

I guarantee if you were in my position you would be just as disgusted & freaked out

 

[FastBananaCEO]

I guarantee if you were in my position you would be just as disgusted & freaked out

Maby

 

[Sorcerer]

@Eren you were hallucinating, nobody would want to kiss you, you fucking subhuman.
except for your BFFs on NEETS.me of course

 

[FeminismIsCancer]

Tyrone out

 

[Chazz]

Alien.

Take it or leave it.

 

[bloomedwengts]

Was she ethnic? Cheek kisses as a greeting are not that weird in some cultures.

 

[Eren]

Was she ethnic? Cheek kisses as a greeting are not that weird in some cultures.

nope

 

[bloomedwengts]

nope

Dang

 

[Kitten]

Eee! Dats creepy!! Maybe tell sumone ya trust or... pounce on 'er? No touchy face! Grrr!

 

[UglyBastard]

I'm not. That's how desperate I am.

That's a trucel.

recessed hook nose wrinkly fat 50 yr old with skinny legs. & creepy behavior.

That's just a volcel with latent homosexuality.