Riddler
NEET
- Oct 18, 2023
- 5,381
Has anyone ever heard of this horror classic? It had a limited release and all but has anyone never played? Really?
Sure the game glitched and kept switching from 3D to anime but that was part of the charm
The heroine, anglo hapa detective Haruhi Sue Zhu Miya was tasked with investigating the "Net of Neets". Given 2 supposedly immpossible tasks
"STOP JOHAN, FIND NEETGOD"
Weird thing was your motorbike, the philipino model 1998 @Moondust Keeps talking to you "sit on me mommy". When you kick the thing and yell "shut up you stupid third world peice of junk" it keeps leaking gasoline. Strange
This game actually wanted you to give up. Idk what AI they had in the 90s or whenever but it managed to create wholly original questions every few minutes, a ghoulish girl asking the player "what color panties would you wear if you were a girl?? Answer or @IGiveUp"
It had a fully diegetic soundtrack. An in game guitarist who sat playing guitar in in a stage called the @PointOfNoReturn
Throughout the game you'd see flashes of this "johan". He would say "you will regret invading our little town foid, you're stuck here until you can find an NT boyfriend. Maybe then you'll understand our suffering"
It had a weird health system. You had to rummage through fridges and had to drink from bottles containing a yellow substance labeled @rekamaður these Japanese come up with weird fake soda names
Did anyone play this? Did anyone manage to collect all the powered wigs and peach ice cream to unlock the final boss NEETGOD?
Sure the game glitched and kept switching from 3D to anime but that was part of the charm
The heroine, anglo hapa detective Haruhi Sue Zhu Miya was tasked with investigating the "Net of Neets". Given 2 supposedly immpossible tasks
"STOP JOHAN, FIND NEETGOD"
Weird thing was your motorbike, the philipino model 1998 @Moondust Keeps talking to you "sit on me mommy". When you kick the thing and yell "shut up you stupid third world peice of junk" it keeps leaking gasoline. Strange
This game actually wanted you to give up. Idk what AI they had in the 90s or whenever but it managed to create wholly original questions every few minutes, a ghoulish girl asking the player "what color panties would you wear if you were a girl?? Answer or @IGiveUp"
It had a fully diegetic soundtrack. An in game guitarist who sat playing guitar in in a stage called the @PointOfNoReturn
Throughout the game you'd see flashes of this "johan". He would say "you will regret invading our little town foid, you're stuck here until you can find an NT boyfriend. Maybe then you'll understand our suffering"
It had a weird health system. You had to rummage through fridges and had to drink from bottles containing a yellow substance labeled @rekamaður these Japanese come up with weird fake soda names
Did anyone play this? Did anyone manage to collect all the powered wigs and peach ice cream to unlock the final boss NEETGOD?
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