Story HOUSE OF NEETS: They dont work and the game barely does

Riddler

Riddler

NEET
Oct 18, 2023
4,951
Has anyone ever heard of this horror classic? It had a limited release and all but has anyone never played? Really?

Sure the game glitched and kept switching from 3D to anime but that was part of the charm

Ca986ecacaa1c537c25eb8692cf94f99


The heroine, anglo hapa detective Haruhi Sue Zhu Miya was tasked with investigating the "Net of Neets". Given 2 supposedly immpossible tasks

"STOP JOHAN, FIND NEETGOD"

Weird thing was your motorbike, the philipino model 1998 @Moondust Keeps talking to you "sit on me mommy". When you kick the thing and yell "shut up you stupid third world peice of junk" it keeps leaking gasoline. Strange

This game actually wanted you to give up. Idk what AI they had in the 90s or whenever but it managed to create wholly original questions every few minutes, a ghoulish girl asking the player "what color panties would you wear if you were a girl?? Answer or @IGiveUp"

9eb5ce49c823055dee08bae1522c593c


It had a fully diegetic soundtrack. An in game guitarist who sat playing guitar in in a stage called the @PointOfNoReturn

22309809d5ba0830e063ca08324bdc91



Throughout the game you'd see flashes of this "johan". He would say "you will regret invading our little town foid, you're stuck here until you can find an NT boyfriend. Maybe then you'll understand our suffering"

Does anyone know what game this is from because is suspect v0 qhenw8g049ub1


It had a weird health system. You had to rummage through fridges and had to drink from bottles containing a yellow substance labeled @rekamaður these Japanese come up with weird fake soda names

Did anyone play this? Did anyone manage to collect all the powered wigs and peach ice cream to unlock the final boss NEETGOD?
 
Last edited:
Activity
So far there's no one here

Similar threads

bigantennaemay1
Replies
8
Views
471
bigantennaemay1
bigantennaemay1
K
Replies
8
Views
437
yknowwhat
yknowwhat
RabidRosaries
Replies
16
Views
475
ChristianAlexander
C
anon1822fourthacc
Replies
14
Views
676
anon1822fourthacc
anon1822fourthacc
Riddler
Replies
23
Views
353
AsgardTheFatcel
AsgardTheFatcel
Top