TellEmNoYellin
Fat Brian
- Jun 4, 2024
- 383
Storytime. This just happened to me.
I was at an arts and crafts store getting envelopes. I accidentally let the envelopes slip into my shopping bag and I quickly fished them out. I saw in my peripheral vision that an old, chunky balding male cuckshier was eyeing me and was about to approach me, a 6' 5" morbidly obese truecel (my height does not make me a fakecel I have an ugly ogre face and a receeding hairline and big forehead other things).
He impishly leaves once he sees I am there just to buy the envelopes. I approach the other cashier, a 5'5" manlet with a triangle face and was also overweight but not as obese as me. I buy my envelopes and then in the most sarcastic voice I went,
"Have a loooovely day!"
He sputtered out a, "Thank you, sir. You too." I walked out of there with a smug face and moving my shoulders left and right with my chest puffed out in pride. I finally beat those fucking losers at their own game. Oh, they'll remember me alright. They will think about me way after their shift. When I finally got one over those nigger lovers in that arts and crafts shop.
I'm celebrating with hard liquor.
I was at an arts and crafts store getting envelopes. I accidentally let the envelopes slip into my shopping bag and I quickly fished them out. I saw in my peripheral vision that an old, chunky balding male cuckshier was eyeing me and was about to approach me, a 6' 5" morbidly obese truecel (my height does not make me a fakecel I have an ugly ogre face and a receeding hairline and big forehead other things).
He impishly leaves once he sees I am there just to buy the envelopes. I approach the other cashier, a 5'5" manlet with a triangle face and was also overweight but not as obese as me. I buy my envelopes and then in the most sarcastic voice I went,
"Have a loooovely day!"
He sputtered out a, "Thank you, sir. You too." I walked out of there with a smug face and moving my shoulders left and right with my chest puffed out in pride. I finally beat those fucking losers at their own game. Oh, they'll remember me alright. They will think about me way after their shift. When I finally got one over those nigger lovers in that arts and crafts shop.
I'm celebrating with hard liquor.
