Discussion I found a girl while walking my dog

[Zangano1]

Another one.
She is really pretty, Ive seen her twice already, I think I have a good idea at the days and hours she walks her dog, so Ill try to find her next week.
She walks 2 very big dogs and lives very close to my house, maybe I can meet her.
I have to think of a plan on how to talk with her.

 

[Thadman]

How would you rate yourself on the attractiveness scale?

 

[Zangano1]

How would you rate yourself on the attractiveness scale?

2/10

 

[samsepiol]

man wtf

 

[Moondust]

lmao this was literally me at my old place. a young white mommy lived nearby and i stalked her constantly. wrote down her license plate number, got her schedule down, filmed her. i was about to follow her in the car one time when we happened to be leaving at the same time.

but she had a somewhat large black dog so i'm scared she was getting BLACKED

 

[Zangano1]

man wtf

maybe she wants to meet me

lmao this was literally me at my old place. a young white mommy lived nearby and i stalked her constantly. wrote down her license plate number, got her schedule down, filmed her. i was about to follow her in the car one time when we happened to be leaving at the same time.

but she had a somewhat large black dog so i'm scared she was getting BLACKED

Its good to gather as much information as possible and then create a plan on how to get to know her

 

[PlutoThePlanetCel]

I see you have now become resident @anon1822fourthacc.When can we expect your online scam arc?

 

[samsepiol]

maybe she wants to meet me

Its good to gather as much information as possible and then create a plan on how to get to know her

she wants you bro

 

[Zangano1]

I see you have now become resident @anon1822fourthacc.When can we expect your online scam arc?

When I give up on gambling

 

[Samisnotsocool223]

lmao this was literally me at my old place. a young white mommy lived nearby and i stalked her constantly. wrote down her license plate number, got her schedule down, filmed her. i was about to follow her in the car one time when we happened to be leaving at the same time.

but she had a somewhat large black dog so i'm scared she was getting BLACKED

Bro is joe goldberg

 

[Samisnotsocool223]

maybe she wants to meet me

Its good to gather as much information as possible and then create a plan on how to get to know her

Joe goldberg method is crazy

 

[Zangano1]

Joe goldberg method is crazy

Thats how you meet girls, you follow them around and gather information. Then you make your move.

 

[Samisnotsocool223]

Thats how you meet girls, you follow them around and gather information. Then you make your move.

Kinda high iq tbh since u can pretend to have a lot in common with them
Just dont get caught or ur going to jail

 

[Zangano1]

Kinda high iq tbh since u can pretend to have a lot in common with them
Just dont get caught or ur going to jail

Thats the plan. Follow them to their house, wait outside the next morning until she comes out and follow her around all day. Then you create a plan based on that.
Im not that confident to do that, but someone here might try it.

 

[Samisnotsocool223]

Thats the plan. Follow them to their house, wait outside the next morning until she comes out and follow her around all day. Then you create a plan based on that.
Im not that confident to do that, but someone here might try it.

Have a couple shots of vodka it might make you a bit more confident

 

[Zangano1]

Have a couple shots of vodka it might make you a bit more confident

no, I respect females privacy

 

[Forgotten]

Don't you're only likely to get rejected anyways. Relationships are meaningless, move on.

 

[vandrende lik]

hit her dog very hard preferably with a baseball bat and then offer to take it to the vet and cover all expenses she'll find u charming

 

[Crowcell]

I hope I'd find a dog walking my girl