I got my barber laid

[Saito]

So I revisited my previous barber since my new one was on Vacation and he's cutting my hair. He said he wanted to thank me for putting him on to Okcupid (haven't seen him since I was libtard maxxing for pussy on Okcupid). He met a cute Latina who's a PhD student on there and he's been with her for around 6 months so far. He showed me pics of them together and damn that bitch was gorgeous He even showed me a topless pic of her. He said he's going to invite me to his wedding if it gets that far. I congratulated him and tried to changed the subject to something else. After leaving I was seething so hard.

 

[Haruhi Suzumiya]

Next time don't show ppl apps, unless be is a friend.

 

[Nameless_sunflower]

 

[Saito]

Next time don't show ppl apps, unless be is a friend.

Yeah but then again I wasn't surprised my barber is chadrone he's a personal trainer/amateur mma fighter/bodybuilder

Showed me on his phone unfortunately sorry

 

[AI-cel]

why y was seething

 

[Saito]

why y was seething

I'm still alone

 

[AI-cel]

I'm still alone

You're not alone, you have BBC

 

[Atila]

should be the other way around #blackownedbussines

 

[AI-cel]

should be the other way around #blackownedbussines
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jfl at the description and tags every negro is comedian

 

[Saito]

You're not alone, you have BBC

I don't though

should be the other way around #blackownedbussines
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That's the thing I normally I get a huge confidence boost because I know I look better after a fresh haircut but somehow that conversation had me deflated.

 

[NeverEndingWinter]

A woman who advertises herself on a meat catalogue is not wife material. She's pump and dump material. This nigga marrying a hoe

 

[Saito]

A woman who advertises herself on a meat catalogue is not wife material. She's pump and dump material. This nigga marrying a hoe

Damn you're right, wish I would've figured that one out in the beginning instead of getting butthurt on the way home.

 

[Unemployed]

So I revisited my previous barber since my new one was on Vacation and he's cutting my hair. He said he wanted to thank me for putting him on to Okcupid (haven't seen him since I was libtard maxxing for pussy on Okcupid). He met a cute Latina who's a PhD student on there and he's been with her for around 6 months so far. He showed me pics of them together and damn that bitch was gorgeous He even showed me a topless pic of her. He said he's going to invite me to his wedding if it gets that far. I congratulated him and tried to changed the subject to something else. After leaving I was seething so hard.

Damn brother. I wish I had friends like you in my life. I would never be hoeless... You would always help a brother out

 

[Nameless_sunflower]

A woman who advertises herself on a meat catalogue is not wife material. She's pump and dump material. This nigga marrying a hoe

So where will you meet your partner these days?

 

[NeverEndingWinter]

So where will you meet your partner these days?

Deserts in the Middle East

 

[Unemployed]

So I revisited my previous barber since my new one was on Vacation and he's cutting my hair. He said he wanted to thank me for putting him on to Okcupid (haven't seen him since I was libtard maxxing for pussy on Okcupid).

@Saito before & after getting a fresh haircut... ahaha



Or is it the barber after giving @Saito a haircut and getting some solid life advice for free?

 

[Saito]

@Saito before & after getting a fresh haircut... ahaha



Or is it the barber after giving @Saito a haircut and getting some solid life advice for free?

That's definitely me after a good haircut

 

[Unemployed]

That's definitely me after a good haircut

Yeah that's what I thought

 

[Deleted member 82]

can you help me lose my virginity too

 

[Deleted member 282]

So where will you meet your partner these days?

You are supposed to naturally meet girls just by existing, work/school etc.

Please refer to the vocaroo in my signature for more details.

 

[AI-cel]

You are supposed to naturally meet girls just by existing, work/school etc.
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Please refer to the vocaroo in my signature for more details.

damn i remember my school days. my whole class was filled with ugly girls. and it was basically the worst class you can get, filled with gopniks and low class peeps

 

[Kitten]

Hoomans getting hitched? So weird... Does not compute! Nyaaa ... Gonna find a sunbeam instead .