LOL I Just Had Sex With A Jew

[Niggardly]

I was feeling kinda down today and wanted to have some companionship

I'm also really tired of visiting cheap thai/viet hookers who speak neither English nor my Mother Tongue, so I booked some white Estonian roastie she was in her mid 30s but had blonde hair & blue eyes so I thought hey why not

This chick was on the plump side but had huge, soft natural tiddies and also sucked my willy pretty good
Her personality was also really friendly and stuff
Good vibes all around.
She took the lead for most of the sex and didn't make me feel bad for blowing my load early

We were lying in bed chatting after we were done, talking about life and shit etc and all of a sudden she says she's Jewish jfl.

Like out of fucking nowhere

Then she went on about how everyone hates "her people" because of the Gaza "crisis" yada yada yada

I just nodded along since I didn't really know what to say to all that ... I asked about hanukkah and some other stuff just to keep the convo going and to change the subject.

We talked about travelling, which I plan to do this year (hopefully) ...

She told me that she avoids going to Western European countries like Germany, Spain and France because of all the "crime"
I just replied "yeah, OK , I heard there's lots of unemployment, gangs and drugs..."

I've never actually been to Europe before so I have no idea what it's like or how bad the situation is

And then she was like, "NO it's because of all the AFRICANS"

I damn near shat myself right there ... Aren't Jews supposed to be woke and all that ?!?

I KID YOU NOT I WAS THISCLOSE TO SAYING SOME SHIT LIKE "HEY BUT IT WAS YOUR PEOPLE WHO LET THEM IN IN THE FIRST PLACE"
...but I didn't have the low inhibness nor the balls to do it

She probably spilled all that stuff cos I'm a chill looking Chinese dude
Ain't no way she would've dropped all that shit on some SFcel, Muzzie, or Negroid

She was actually pretty cool tbh
I think Jews are alright

Can't really tell this goofy ass story to friends or family so I'm posting it here.

Will probably share this on looksmaxdotorg later.
Most amusing escortcel experience I've had by far frfr.

Wholesome yet cringey.

It was really nice to just have an actual conversation with some I just stuck my peen into. Feels less primal, y'know?

Man, I'm so starved for female interaction. Time to touch grass.

 

[Pirate]

 

[Abhorrence]

@Moondust check this nigga out

 

[incelkingkong]

 

[Moondust]

Absolutely over for us jewcels. We film BLACKED while chinese dragon bulls ream out our (((women)))

@MongoloidJoe

 

[Moondust]

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I hate that even at this potato resolution i can name 2 of those bbcs

 

[ThePisspot]

Did you lose virginity to an escort?

 

[Fluffy]

Absolutely over for us jewcels.

what do you mean "us jewcels"?

 

[Niggardly]

Absolutely over for us jewcels. We film BLACKED while chinese dragon bulls ream out our (((women)))

@MongoloidJoe

JFL its not like I got it for free im down like three hundred shekels to you people

Did you lose virginity to an escort?

I refuse to confirm or deny how I lost my cherry

 

[AsgardTheFatcel]

nice bait since I'm a Jew myself

 

[ThePisspot]

JFL its not like I got it for free im down like three hundred shekels to you people


I refuse to confirm or deny how I lost my cherry

Anyway, what's fuckin an escort like?

 

[Unemployed]

And then she was like, "NO it's because of all the AFRICANS"

Many hookers in Europe refuse to take Black clients.

Why? It's much easier to deal with the White losers who fall in love with sex workers.

These African immigrants aren't afraid to treat whores like whores.

 

[yoc]

ban this nigga

 

[Niggardly]

ban this nigga

... For what?

Many hookers in Europe refuse to take Black clients.

Why? It's much easier to deal with the White losers who fall in love with sex workers.

These African immigrants aren't afraid to treat whores like whores.

It's worse than that

She says they are a "danger to the city" her exact words when I asked about going to Paris

nice bait since I'm a Jew myself

You think I'm larping?

 

[Niggardly]

Anyway, what's fuckin an escort like?

Nothing special.

Pay a chick and you get a roll in the hay.

No need any of that jestermaxxing nonsense.

 

[Pale God]

Can someone ban this negro?