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- Apr 13, 2024
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Dear Grandpa Hitler,
ever since i learnt about hitler in 4th grade history class, ive been obsessed, i find beauty in the way that he succeeded so well.
I was obsessed to the point I started physically assaulting this kid with down syndrome in my class cuz he was disabled. And no disabled shal live in my glorious kings kingdom.
But one day in 6th grade I found multiple pictures in the time capsule buried behind the yard of my house. I found it while digging a grave for my hamster Edith Stein after I found him hoarding all the sunflower seeds to himself and not feeding the other hamsters.
The time capsule was filled with gold chains, letters written in green ink, and pictures of my grandparents and their children with Adolf Hitler. I actually had a panic attack when I found out. I opened my eyes to my grandma changing my pants. I had a spontaneous preejaculation due to sudden anxiety.
When I asked them abt the pictures. They refused at first. But my grandpa shoved me into the corner. Holding my collers, and told me to never tell anyone about this secret of mine. While his rifle was right down my chin.
I obviously said yes, not cuz I was scared. But I wanted my daddy Hitler all by myself. No sharing. One thing I learned from. The jews.
My grandpa was the towel boy of ex Japanese military general, Tomoyuki Yamashita, during the world War II. My grandpa didn't tell me what he did but am sure he was at high post and probably the towel is used as a metaphor for absorbing small powers during war
Weeks after arriving in Germany, Yamashita was presented to Adolf Hitler, the Nazi leader. He again didn't tell me about the conversation they had but grandpa caught Hitler's eyes. He had never seen a Japanese man with blue eyes before. He took a such a great liking that he bought my grandpas loyalty from. The general. The general surprisingly agreed. Am sure grandpa was sad.
Grandpa always accompanied him wherever he goes, they were like best friend. On some days they both even slept under the same blanket. Hitler was really close to my grandpa. And that makes me so proud of him.
By the time Russia started intervening in german borders, my grandpa met my grandma, she was a Nordic aryan. And Hitler introduced her to my grandpa. They both hit it off. But idk why grandpa avoided the topic and looked sad while my Grandma was still smiling.
I ignored it
And then they just married and had kids and they grew up. Hitler got married to one of my aunts. I can't believe, the fact the cousin girl I have a crush on is actually great grandkid of my beloved lord Hitler.
By the time we were reaching the end. My grandpa started crying and cursing. He was mumbling. But when I asked him abt it. He had a breakdown and started shouting.
I was shocked to hear what he said
she fuckin - he fuckin- she... that fucking German fucked my wife the generals fucked my wife! And then everybody fucking left because the fucking bitch of a wife of mine was pregnant with idk whose whore daughter, I had to do so much shit just to take my wife iyt of her slut phase. I had to fucking destroy her inside out. She was able to escape because I designed a robot that would be able to pleasure her in such an intense way that I would be able to finally fuck her. BUT IT DIDN'T HAPPEN! BECAUSE SHE DECIDED TO BECOME A ARYAN FUCKER AND FUCKED THE WHOLE YOUNG HITLER ORGANIZATION AND JOJO RABBIT WHICH DIDN'T EVEN FUCKIN MATTER SINCE IT WENT INTO A NEW ARK AND THEN SHE FUCKED THE GYPSIES AND JEWS! THE WORLD WAS HER NEXT TARGET. BECAUSE HER PUSSY WAS NOT EVEN PLEASED ENOUGH. SO SHE HAD TO HOE HERSELF OUT AND BE THE BIGGEST THHHΗΗΗΗΗΗΗΗHHOT THAT YOU'VE EVER SEEN. THE WORLD IS GOING TO BE DESTROYED RIGHT NOW. I'M LOGGING OFF I DON'T WANNAIVE ANYMORE I HAVE BEEN HOLDING BACK MYSELF ALL THIS TIME I THE HOPE OF RAISING MY GRANCHILD AS A TRUE ZIONIST BUT NO HE IS A FUCKING WHORE JUST LIKE HIS WHORE PARENTS AND GRANMA
And he shot himself. I don't wanna talk abt what happened after but i started having sexual relationship with my grandmother after his burial while I confessed my cousin sister and we started dating.
Well anyways, let's keep the cuckoldery and sad talks aside, here are some of the pictures I found
With my grandma and her first daughter (the threesome happened right after this)
With my grandma
My mother and her sisters when they were baby
My mom apparently cried her wombs out to go to the rally with Hitler. So he got her custom tailor stitched uniform to attend
My aunt and grandma's first daughter. She was always with Hitler dada. They got married later on.
My grandma and Hitler dancing
Relatives from my dad's side who came to visit Germany. They were really excited to meet a foreigner for the first time.
Now This of course gives me hatred that he failed and had to kill himself. even though its weird, im not scared of embracing it and i usually go outside in cities and pretend to be him. ive learnt german and now live in germany. i try my best to be just like him.
Meanwhile it's an everyday thing for me to go to my grandma's grave with my cousin sister and fuck her right on the grave in missionary and then put my cum all over her stone.
While my cuck grandpa keeps watching just like he did when hitler was alive.
I miss you dada.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
AHHHHHHHHH FUCK FUCK FUCK
I CAN'T KEEP BEKNG SO FORMAL AND RESPECTFUL ANYMORE
Fuck it, I'm just gonna say it. I wish I could go back in time and fuck Hitler's brains out.
This is how I envision it: I'm a dirty little american soldier that ends up being captured by the Nazis. To avoid execution, I volunteer myself to be Hitler's obedient fuck-toy.
For days, I allow Hitler to chain me up and obliterate all of my orifices like they're little Polands, constantly filling them with his aryan seed until his cock is stroked raw.
Hell, he even gives me the pleasure to lick his puckered german booty clean after he takes insane nuclear shits. Due to me not getting bathroom access, I constantly shit and piss myself, but Hitler is generous enough to be my personal cleanup, licking it all up and staining his beautiful mustache.
After building up trust and showing my obedience, he unchains me and allows me to fuck his brains out, cursing in pleasure as he yells out, "YA SHOVE IT REICH UP MY ASS!". I'm generous enough to give him a reach around, cranking his throbbing war machine.
I feel him tighten up as he reaches climax, but I let go of his thick ramrod as he begins to spew his nuclear ejaculate all over the floor. Hitler repeatedly yells out "NEIΝ! ΝΕΙΝ! ΝΕΙΝ! NEIN!" through his moans while he suffers through his ruined orgasm. At this point the tables have turned.
He tries to fight me off, but I pin him down and powerfully thrust my all-american cock harder into his poop chute as blood begins to build up and gush out of his torn asshole. I can't contain myself any longer, so I quickly pull out my 1911 and put a bullet through the back of Hitler's head. Brain matter and skull fragments paint the wall, which makes me break through to my climax.
I raise my right arm up to the ceiling. I yell out "SEIG HEIL!" as my cock begins to rapidly pulsate. I quickly thrust my cock to the hilt deep inside of him. I throw my head back with a loud "FUUUUCK!" as I spew what feels like a gallon of american semen deep inside his german asshole. I pull my bloody cock out of his booty tube and watch in excitement as my thick load begins to leak out of his ass. Heavily breathing,
I fall back and begin to fade out, as I watch a group of american
soldiers burst into the room, guns drawn. I wake up in the hospital, in which I'm told that I'm praised as an
american hero for stopping World War 2.
Inb4 dnr and faggot accusations.
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