i swear

[Crazy Samurai]

the amount of guys the same height as me or barely taller than me who call me 5'4 is insane. @Lucillian i guarantee you is barely taller than me because hes bulgarian yet he calls me 5'4. faggot said i get heightmogged by japanese women when im above the 99.7 percentile for japanese women quite comfortably

 

[Crazy Samurai]

legit id love to meet you guys irl and debunk all the rumours im muh 5'4 or 5'5. like the amount of guys barely taller than me or the same height as me who think im much shorter than them is insane. like i know i troll bout being shorter sometimes but it gets to the point where fags who are "5'11 in the morning" start calling me 5'4. I think i trolled too much and now my reputation when it comes to my heigght is fucked. id legit need to meet people irl to dispel the turbomanlet rumours for goo

 

[FlorentLBelle]

I think they mess with you so much cause they know they'll get a reaction out of you so they continue doing it

 

[Deleted member 2481]

You'd mog me so hard

 

[Crazy Samurai]

I think they mess with you so much cause they know they'll get a reaction out of you so they continue doing it

nope, they believe im 5'4 or 5'5. if people actually believed i was 5'8 or 5'9, theyd say im that height at least once but some people genuinely just call me 5'4 or 5'5 24/7. it makes sense from their pov bcuz youd think if someone says multiple heights, theyre the shortest height they claim bcuz everyone lies about being taller, but im genuinely trolling which makes it annoying. also, people who are genuinely also manlets try to get reactions out of me so its funny af tbh. imagine calling someone your height manlet

 

[Schizo]

I think they mess with you so much cause they know they'll get a reaction out of you so they continue doing it

Youre flb

 

[FlorentLBelle]

Youre flb

 

[Crazy Samurai]

You'd mog me so hard

you always say some variation of this when i call myself manlet. keep mocking me tallfag

 

[FlorentLBelle]

you always say some variation of this when i call myself manlet. keep mocking me tallfag

Crave u

 

[Crazy Samurai]

ive never once heard smoeone say im above 5'7. like do you rea4lise how short 5'7 actually is in the west? if someone says theyre short online, it doesnt mean theyre 5'7 or under since 5'7 is literally extremely short. they could be 5'8-5'11 or something and still feel short

 

[Schizo]

Crave u

 

[FlorentLBelle]

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I deserve to get slaughtered my nigga and left for dead

 

[Schizo]

I deserve to get slaughtered my nigga and left for dead

You play left 4 dead?

 

[FlorentLBelle]

You play left 4 dead?

Nah

 

[Schizo]

Nah

When will you visit me?

 

[FlorentLBelle]

When will you visit me?

When savvyguy gives me money

 

[FlorentLBelle]

When will you visit me?

First we have to visit crazy Samurai

 

[Schizo]

When savvyguy gives me money

I will pay for your 1 way ticket here

 

[Schizo]

Counter strike is typing

 

[Crazy Samurai]

First we have to visit crazy Samurai

it would dispel rumours im 5'5.

 

[FlorentLBelle]

it would dispel rumours im 5'5.

We'd start glazing you

 

[Crazy Samurai]

We'd start glazing you

apparently id start sperging out or something since im extremely autistic apparently. yea man im sure someone with extreme autism can be good at sports and go to a grammar school for the intellectually gifted!

 

[FlorentLBelle]

apparently id start sperging out or something since im extremely autistic apparently. yea man im sure someone with extreme autism can be good at sports and go to a grammar school for the intellectually gifted!

We'd kidnap you and ask for ransom

 

[Crazy Samurai]

We'd kidnap you and ask for ransom

neets would do that?

 

[Lucillian]

5’4 chink sweet shop worker getting logged by Greek and bulgar gods and at home watches his women getting raped by pajeets and Arabs. It’s gigs over for u and for ur shitole of a country