Neetgod
NEET
- Dec 18, 2020
- 15,301
@Looksmax Refugee is working the front check out stand in a grocery store. Wearing three n95 masks, rubber gloves and two face shields. He's constantly useing rubbing alcohol to clean his hands and key board. Neetgod walks in the store mask less.
Looksmax: excuse me sir wears your mask. You need to be masked up to enter the premise sir. We're all in this together you know. We just want every one to have a safe shopping experience. Here wear these 5 n95 masks and be sure to cover your nose sir
Neetgod: nah I'm good you soy faget
Lm: sir in order to purchase any items sir you must wear a mask. The cdc says so. We wouldn't want you to get covid sir. We're all in this together
Ng: nah you mean for a disease that has a .03 chance of death. And only kills old fags with cancer... nah I'm good nigga.
Lm: well then I have no choice but to call security. Are you atleast vaccinated and quadruple boosted I am, we're giving free boosters, but you must be vaccinated before you get boosted ok, I recommend getting all three Pfizer, moderna, and the Johnson and Johnson all at the same time. It will assure you will not be infected ok
Ng: nah nigga I got something for you
Lm: if it's not the latest copy of twink magazine I'm not interested. Some people just don't understand we're in this together. We just want you to be safe ok
Ng lunges over the cash register grabs lm tie and slams his head on the counter. Lm is now laying on the the hard tile floor bleeding out from his skull.
Lm: sir can you hand me the sanitizer and cover your nose were in a pandemic
Ng: you ain't no more nigga you gonna bleed out and die foo
Lm died on the floor that day. Ng went about his business and bought chocolate vanilla cake. Nobody ask him to wear a mask. Cause only soy fags do that.
The end
Looksmax: excuse me sir wears your mask. You need to be masked up to enter the premise sir. We're all in this together you know. We just want every one to have a safe shopping experience. Here wear these 5 n95 masks and be sure to cover your nose sir
Neetgod: nah I'm good you soy faget
Lm: sir in order to purchase any items sir you must wear a mask. The cdc says so. We wouldn't want you to get covid sir. We're all in this together
Ng: nah you mean for a disease that has a .03 chance of death. And only kills old fags with cancer... nah I'm good nigga.
Lm: well then I have no choice but to call security. Are you atleast vaccinated and quadruple boosted I am, we're giving free boosters, but you must be vaccinated before you get boosted ok, I recommend getting all three Pfizer, moderna, and the Johnson and Johnson all at the same time. It will assure you will not be infected ok
Ng: nah nigga I got something for you
Lm: if it's not the latest copy of twink magazine I'm not interested. Some people just don't understand we're in this together. We just want you to be safe ok
Ng lunges over the cash register grabs lm tie and slams his head on the counter. Lm is now laying on the the hard tile floor bleeding out from his skull.
Lm: sir can you hand me the sanitizer and cover your nose were in a pandemic
Ng: you ain't no more nigga you gonna bleed out and die foo
Lm died on the floor that day. Ng went about his business and bought chocolate vanilla cake. Nobody ask him to wear a mask. Cause only soy fags do that.
The end
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