Discussion If Jesus was born today this will be his traits

[The Doctor]

If Jesus was born today hed obviously be 8 psl but which traits would he have. Since he is Son of God and represet whole mankind hell pick the best traits from every race

Chinks- aging genetics
Bone mass - Native American
Skin tone- South European
Hair and Eye colour - Obviously black hair cos med skin will look shit without that but idk what his eye colour will be. Blue, green or dark as shit t50 (light brown is out of question as he wont have poop eyes). Many prophets are actually described as having "very dark eyes" almost like a compliment,even though its just most common eye colour. But since 8 psl even t50 will be haloed by that, almost like having coloured eyes at that level is bad taste. And since majority have dark eyes hell represent the most of the world with that.

I think most depictions of him are right, this is how hed probably look, maybe green would suit him better but green is colour of snake in Gardens so its either dark or blue. Since blue only represents a small population of world hed have very dark eyes

 

[Deleted member 1580]

He was just a shit skin

 

[gymletethnicel]

If Jesus was born today he would immediately die due to Israeli airstrike.

 

[The Doctor]

If Jesus was born today he would immediately die due to Israeli airstrike.

Cope Magi will protect him

 

[Unemployed]

I don't understand how Jesus could have had pale skin.

Didn't he live in the desert?

I want to know how a white man could survive in such an environment for over 30 years without tanning or burning his skin.

 

[The Doctor]

I don't understand how Jesus could have had pale skin.

Didn't he live in the desert?

I want to know how a white man could survive in such an environment for over 30 years without tanning or burning his skin.

HE Was tanned med

 

[Unemployed]

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He was just a shit skin

I happen to freaking love science too!

That's exactly what Jesus must have looked like.

1 point for science, zero for Michelangelo!

 

[Riddler]

Isn't the point of the whole story god is coming down to a humble station in life as opposed to Hercules, Perseus etc

He was a Jew, a minority on the verge of cultural genocide in the most powerful empire in the world

I'm afraid Jesus would have to be an American BBC

 

[The Doctor]

Isn't the point of the whole story god is coming down to a humble station in life as opposed to Hercules, Perseus etc

He was a Jew, a minority on the verge of cultural genocide in the most powerful empire in the world

I'm afraid Jesus would have to be an American BBC

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No . That’s just the Semite version . Aryans who adopted it saw him as chad

 

[Pirate]

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He was just a shit skin

That was made by a literal Jew professor. Literally all accounts say he has light skin with long flowing hair

 

[MelaninQueen]

I want to know how a white man could survive in such an environment for over 30 years without tanning or burning his skin.

The deserts over the Levant are 100% diferent (more forgiving) than in the Sahel. The Sahel is more brutal. For instance, there are many, many pale-skinned Arabs in countries such in Syria, etc.