I'm starting to think this isn't a catfish as much as a really really really annoying mentally ill selfish foid who treats me like shit

[anon1822fourthacc]

It's not even that she treats me like shit, but it's just an extreme level of selfishness and mind games.

Bruh this bitch is so annoying I really regret getting into this.

But two good thinks came out of this no matter what happens:

1. I'm done with foids. After I'm done with this bitch, no matter how this ends or how long our "relationship" lasts, I'm done with foids after this. Holy shit I hate talking to foids and wasting time on them, I wanna go back to being a schizoid loner shiitttt why did I get into this, should have jerked off more.

2. If I do end up going on a few dates with this bitch (big IF, she's dodging shit) I can prove to my parents I'm not a hopeless autist and maybe they'll get off my case and not fucking pester me about this shit. Or maybe they'll start pestering me harder in which case I'll move abroad I'm tired of these fucking boomers.

Shit, why did I get into this. Takes so much effort to make this bitch interact with me. I'm her little fucking simp. ARGHHHHAsdasldjasjldk salfasjkdajksdjlnkf

 

[anon1822fourthacc]

Maybe she is a real female who's trying to catfish you, but will fall in love with you in the process

Idk if she's catfishing me as much as she's just using me for emotional support/friendship/communication. I seem to have misread things, this bitch seems to have very little intention of dating me, and is already steering things into friendship and saying shit like if it doesn't work out we can be friends. FUCK FRIENDS BITHC YOURE WASTING MONTHS OF MY TIME FUUUAUKDWKWAKDPOSDKSKDA

 

[anon1822fourthacc]

Oh wait this bitch is literally friendzoning me, using me as a friend and emotional support shittttt. Is this the fate of the incel who tries to ascend? To be friendzoned?

 

[rekamaður]

Tell her what you want upfront and say that you're done talking to her if she doesnt give it to you

 

[KARENIN]

Tell her what you want upfront and say that you're done talking to her if she doesnt give it to you

Then anon will become one of the "abusive" guys she whines about to the next sucker she matches with on dating apps and chats up.

 

[anon1822fourthacc]

Then anon will become one of the "abusive" guys she whines about to the next sucker she matches with on dating apps and chats up.

He's right, I'm gonna push for a date next Saturday. She already kinds said yes but then backpedaled and told me about being friends and needs time for herself and shit. Same shit she's been giving me for like 3 weeks now or however the fuck long it's been.

I'm gonna push for it, it's either next Saturday or bust. Fuck this bitch I ain't wasting more time, I either get a date out of it and I'm her boyfriend or she can stick her friendship up her ass.

 

[rekamaður]

Then anon will become one of the "abusive" guys she whines about to the next sucker she matches with on dating apps and chats up.

Better than being the simp cuck. But honestly it works. I remember I was tryna get nudes from this bitch and she was being flaky. But then I basically told her send nudes or gtfo.

 

[KARENIN]

He's right, I'm gonna push for a date next Saturday. She already kinds said yes but then backpedaled and told me about being friends and needs time for herself and shit. Same shit she's been giving me for like 3 weeks now or however the fuck long it's been.

I'm gonna push for it, it's either next Saturday or bust. Fuck this bitch I ain't wasting more time, I either get a date out of it and I'm her boyfriend or she can stick her friendship up her ass.

What happened to "her" ass surgery that she was supposed to have had on Friday?

 

[anon1822fourthacc]

What happened to "her" ass surgery that she was supposed to have had on Friday?

Of course she chickened out! I fucking knew it would happen. She even apologized and said she hopes I wouldn't be mad lmao. Now she'll just get some bloodwork done on Tuesday.

Anyway we talked about it cause I keep being super fucking supportive and nice and helpful and I think it's just anal fissures so no biggie but I have to reassure her how stressful it is and that I understand it's stressful but to keep her chin up it's all going to be alright. Fuck I'm tired of doing this, I'd do this for my girlfriend but not for some fucking friend bitch she'd better date me on Saturday or I'm done with this shit.

Fucking bitch using anal fissures and breaking up with her ex as a reason to be super mega stressed and not date me. Bitch.

 

[rekamaður]

After I literally sent her nudes from google JFL and she still sent
Later sent me a video of herself masturbating too

 

[anon1822fourthacc]

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After I literally sent her nudes from google JFL and she still sent
Later sent me a video of herself masturbating too

You're based as fuck. Unfortunately I have to treat this cunt with extreeeeme delicacy and niceness cause she's flaky as fuck and mentally ill. Also literally the only bitch in this whole god damn city to give me any of her time.

 

[rekamaður]

You're based as fuck. Unfortunately I have to treat this cunt with extreeeeme delicacy and niceness cause she's flaky as fuck and mentally ill. Also literally the only bitch in this whole god damn city to give me any of her time.

To be honest. You haven't sent her your face right? Why not become a catfish yourself. Larp as some chad and get nudes. Try to get money too. Catfish the catfish.

 

[anon1822fourthacc]

To be honest. You haven't sent her your face right? Why not become a catfish yourself. Larp as some chad and get nudes. Try to get money too. Catfish the catfish.

Nah she knows my face we started this on a dating app.