Neet194012940
NEET
- Jan 20, 2024
- 1,184
it was my first year NEETing and i got really into the aesthetics of homelessness. I was watching youtube videos from hobos (still do when im bored, fav rn is joey the gypsy), on r/vagabond, collecting cans in a bag strapped to my bike for something to do, going to the local soup kitchen and other places for free food etc. it seemed a romantic idea to me because the other option was being a STEM studyslave and hearing chad through the walls at the local uni.
still i wasn't seriously planning on it until i had a layover in NYC and the bum ahh nigga who promised me a ride to the terminal and that i could stay with him ghosted me. I looked up the hotels there. fuckkkkkkkk no just lmfao at the prices.
The first day I just wandered around, it was kind of cold, the people looked shifty and kinda trashy but i didn't look at them and they didn't look much at me. I couldn't find any good places to sleep, was too high inhib to sleep in a truck with an open back comparment so i went to the subway to sleep after seeing reddit post about it.
I got off at the last stop, because it was so far from manhattan i figured i would have the best chance to sleep somewhere private there. When i got out i was the only person in the station except for some maintaince workers. I knew i fucked up when i saw all the barbed wire, and realized i was in the the middle of the hood at 3am
. I got soft mugged by some druggie after he side-eyed me for a few minutes. He approached me and started begging over and over for a dollar "please please please help a brother out". Once he saw I was a sucker who got his wallet out he changed a dollar to 10 dollars mid-begging line. He had his hand in his pocket so i just did it. He thanked me profusely and i dipped ASAP.
the rest of the night i spent in a subway car with some obese nigger who had a shopping cart at the other end of the car. I used my duffel bag as a pillow and protected it at the same time with the strap method. Sleep was shit and i could only doze off for 10 minutes or so at a time. Giving up on that i walked through manhatten until the sun rose. Some skyscraper had a table with a charging port and I chilled there for a few hours.
i started to get hunger pangs so i went out to find free food. I think the pidgeon method invented by dolly freed is ideal. Where you get some generic work clothes and a cage to larp as the animal department so you can capture and boil pidgeons (she says you cook it like chicken)
but i didn't have shit on me. So the next best option was to go to public dining areas and compete with the rats for the trash people left. I got a (mostly) intact slice of pizza and a cold prezel that was in a bag in a trash can.
prowling the streets eventually i found a steal. Some hype beast moron left a takeout fallafel salad on a mailbox because there was no food allowed in the shoe store. I nabbed it and ran into the tunnels. I didn't have to but the adrenaline rush was insane . Legit more enjoyable than anything ive done this year.
feeling generous, i shared it with this middle aged mexican who spoke broken english on the subway and he let me swig on his unmarked bottle. I felt warm and i shitposted on incel discord servers, larping as polish and calling one of my enemies on my main account a comical subhuman after i baited him into dming me for rating. The sleep wasn't much better but I listened to a bunch of podcasts until it was morning and I was manic. Felt groggy/tired/shit and like a chad at the same time.
i went shopping, spent 100$ on random souvineer garbage, a "i love nyc" from arab on the street. I went ice skating. It was fun. Online friends i had then hated and piled on me in a call,
just tell your parents and go through 12 hour car ride of shaming and tense silence!!!!
uhhh no? its called having dignity
they called me a reckless moron and piled on lame jokes. I told them to give me money or STFU. It got awkard and they went to a private call to play valorant with a female. i unadded them soon after
I went into a bakery and begged until the cashier who was closing up gave me a bunch of stale dessert pastries. I spent the rest of the day looking for bikes to steal, there was this incel i could have jumped and mugged but i got the spooks because there could have been cameras around. There was a very cheap bus ticket i found so i gave up on the idea. In the station there was a girl i went to high school with, i wanted to fuck her badly and i had a major erection. i was gonna approach but i figured being dishevelled and smelly wasn't a halo so i just kept awake by drinking monster energy and touching my dick thru my pocket fantasizing about her
it was relieving to be home and rotting in my room again but the normal bullshit of my family was so intolerable it wasnt so long after I began wishing i was out on the streets begging and stealing to get by again.
still i wasn't seriously planning on it until i had a layover in NYC and the bum ahh nigga who promised me a ride to the terminal and that i could stay with him ghosted me. I looked up the hotels there. fuckkkkkkkk no just lmfao at the prices.
The first day I just wandered around, it was kind of cold, the people looked shifty and kinda trashy but i didn't look at them and they didn't look much at me. I couldn't find any good places to sleep, was too high inhib to sleep in a truck with an open back comparment so i went to the subway to sleep after seeing reddit post about it.
I got off at the last stop, because it was so far from manhattan i figured i would have the best chance to sleep somewhere private there. When i got out i was the only person in the station except for some maintaince workers. I knew i fucked up when i saw all the barbed wire, and realized i was in the the middle of the hood at 3am
. I got soft mugged by some druggie after he side-eyed me for a few minutes. He approached me and started begging over and over for a dollar "please please please help a brother out". Once he saw I was a sucker who got his wallet out he changed a dollar to 10 dollars mid-begging line. He had his hand in his pocket so i just did it. He thanked me profusely and i dipped ASAP.the rest of the night i spent in a subway car with some obese nigger who had a shopping cart at the other end of the car. I used my duffel bag as a pillow and protected it at the same time with the strap method. Sleep was shit and i could only doze off for 10 minutes or so at a time. Giving up on that i walked through manhatten until the sun rose. Some skyscraper had a table with a charging port and I chilled there for a few hours.
i started to get hunger pangs so i went out to find free food. I think the pidgeon method invented by dolly freed is ideal. Where you get some generic work clothes and a cage to larp as the animal department so you can capture and boil pidgeons (she says you cook it like chicken)
but i didn't have shit on me. So the next best option was to go to public dining areas and compete with the rats for the trash people left. I got a (mostly) intact slice of pizza and a cold prezel that was in a bag in a trash can.
prowling the streets eventually i found a steal. Some hype beast moron left a takeout fallafel salad on a mailbox because there was no food allowed in the shoe store. I nabbed it and ran into the tunnels. I didn't have to but the adrenaline rush was insane . Legit more enjoyable than anything ive done this year.
feeling generous, i shared it with this middle aged mexican who spoke broken english on the subway and he let me swig on his unmarked bottle. I felt warm and i shitposted on incel discord servers, larping as polish and calling one of my enemies on my main account a comical subhuman after i baited him into dming me for rating. The sleep wasn't much better but I listened to a bunch of podcasts until it was morning and I was manic. Felt groggy/tired/shit and like a chad at the same time.
i went shopping, spent 100$ on random souvineer garbage, a "i love nyc" from arab on the street. I went ice skating. It was fun. Online friends i had then hated and piled on me in a call,
just tell your parents and go through 12 hour car ride of shaming and tense silence!!!!
uhhh no? its called having dignity
they called me a reckless moron and piled on lame jokes. I told them to give me money or STFU. It got awkard and they went to a private call to play valorant with a female. i unadded them soon after
I went into a bakery and begged until the cashier who was closing up gave me a bunch of stale dessert pastries. I spent the rest of the day looking for bikes to steal, there was this incel i could have jumped and mugged but i got the spooks because there could have been cameras around. There was a very cheap bus ticket i found so i gave up on the idea. In the station there was a girl i went to high school with, i wanted to fuck her badly and i had a major erection. i was gonna approach but i figured being dishevelled and smelly wasn't a halo so i just kept awake by drinking monster energy and touching my dick thru my pocket fantasizing about her
it was relieving to be home and rotting in my room again but the normal bullshit of my family was so intolerable it wasnt so long after I began wishing i was out on the streets begging and stealing to get by again.
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