
Dyinghope
FML
- Apr 12, 2022
- 635
WTF, looks like I'm banned bro's after 7 years.
Apparently my UK IP address matches some member who got banned ages ago. [it's dynamic anyways so could in theory land on the same number as one I had one time]
Anyways they posted their following ascension and got banned.


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Do you want to explain?
As IF a pretty blonde tranny would give me the time of day bro's. Fuck if I care anyway now, being there is toxic to your mental health by my age [actually nearly 50] anyway. So alright, bye bye.
Apparently my UK IP address matches some member who got banned ages ago. [it's dynamic anyways so could in theory land on the same number as one I had one time]
Anyways they posted their following ascension and got banned.


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- Participants
- Uggo Mongo
- Alone75
- Start dateSunday at 9:58 PM
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[UWSL]Uggo Mongo[/UWSL]
Righty-O!
Sunday at 9:58 PMDo you want to explain?
I have ascended and this is my hi and bye to you all!
Anyway, I never got anywhere with any females, still a virgin at 34 and paying for sex is a big no-no to me. I installed tinder for about the 50th time, I didn't expect much but then this really pretty 22 year old blonde girl liked me back and spoke to me unlike any bot before.
But it wasn't a bot leading me on to click on a site and pay to see a bitch fap on webcam. It was a real person! I gave her my number and said to add me on WhatsApp, we text chatted and she was so sweet and easy going.
She wanted to actually speak to me and I felt frozen with anxiety, but I knew I would regret it if I let my fear get the best of me. I slapped myself in the face a few times and we talked, after a few minutes I lossened up and tried to make a few little jokes and quips. She said I'm so cute and funny and asked me over to her place as her housemates were out - oh shit, I never thought something like that would ever happen to me!
I took a deep breathe and said I'd love to, but to watch out as I will probably try and get in her pants! She laughed and said not if I get in your pants first. I was dumbstruck for a second, then said that'd fine by me hun.
I drove over for 8pm, I had painful butterflies in my tummy, my heart was racing but I had to make myself go for it! She opened the door, I'd bought some flowers from the garage on the way and she quickly kissed me on the lips and said awww thanks and made us a coffee.
We watched TV and she started rubbing my leg, then lurched towards me and we were passionately french kissing. She stopped and said, are you OK? I said sorry its been a while [this was my first ever kiss] and she must have realised and told me to follow her movements and slow down. I did so and she said that'd better, then she put he hand on my groin, while gently rubbing and squeezing.
It felt amazing and I moaned in pleasure and I was getting quickly erect. She pulled my pants down, I expected her to laugh but she said wow, you're bigger than I expected and started to suck my cock head and tease the piss slit with her tongue. Fuck it felt good! She then spat on my balls and massaged them gently, taking each one in her mouth then went back to sucking on my cock head like a pro.
I felt I was near to cumming and said so, she stopped straight away and said "your turn" and pulled up her sexy mini dress and there right in front of me was a long 8 inch cock leaking clear fluid on the floor. I gasped and then thought, "fuck it, this might be my only sexual opportunity, plus she's still a gorgeous female, just happens to have been born a male. I took her female penis in my mouth and licked around the tip and then sucked it. She was uncut and it tasted so good, like a mild fishy taste with her sweet precum juice to swallow.
She said okay, you wanna fuck me? I said definitely, you're so sexy babe! She lubed up her gorgeous feminine smooth asshole and I just forced it in raw. It went in easy and I was thrusting away deep. I can't describe how amazing it felt, I had the best and most intense orgasm of my life! Masturbation is so fucking shit and I spent 2 decades just doing that, what a damn waste.
We now have an apartment together and have sex at least once a day. I feel so happy at last, life is so great.
She wants to stay intact downstairs and I don't mind because I love playing with her "something extra" and it feels so taboo and gets me so turned on!
Don't let any opportunities slip away is my advice and be open-minded. Most women have boyfriends/husbands and It's doubtful your idea of a perfect girl or one you're attracted to will like you back, so you gotta take any chance or end up old and alone.
My life is no longer hell, it's more like heaven.
I felt I was near to cumming and said so, she stopped straight away and said "your turn" and pulled up her sexy mini dress and there right in front of me was a long 8 inch cock leaking clear fluid on the floor. I gasped and then thought, "fuck it, this might be my only sexual opportunity, plus she's still a gorgeous female, just happens to have been born a male. I took her female penis in my mouth and licked around the tip and then sucked it. She was uncut and it tasted so good, like a mild fishy taste with her sweet precum juice to swallow.
As IF a pretty blonde tranny would give me the time of day bro's. Fuck if I care anyway now, being there is toxic to your mental health by my age [actually nearly 50] anyway. So alright, bye bye.