Discussion Jesus Had A Bunch Of Siblings? WTF?

Niggardly

Niggardly

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Mar 8, 2024
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Yeah that's it. Title.

Was caught in a bad storm in some dude's place and was flipping through his grandma's Bible to pass the time. :feelscomfy:

Was really shocked that Jesus actually had 4 brothers (named) and even according to one book at least 2 sisters (unnamed). 😱

Every single Christian I've met assumed jesus was an only child. 🤔 Idk I kinda wanna ask them but I don't wanna piss anyone off especially if they are into the whole perpetual virginity thing
 
IGiveUp

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Sep 11, 2021
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You barely found out? Why are some many follower ignorant of their own religion
 
GentlemanSupremacy

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Jul 6, 2024
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Damn I didn’t know that tbh, imagine being Jesus’ brother named Steve or something LMAO
 
Niggardly

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hopelessAspieNEET

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Mary and Joseph seemingly had children following Jesus' birth but churches like to teach Mary's virginity was perpetual and so they have to stand against that.
 
Lain

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Jul 19, 2021
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One of the copes I've read was that Joseph had children from a previous marriage, so she really is heckin a virgin :feelslol::feelslol::feelslol: the level of cope is unbelievable
 
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Dec 13, 2020
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One of the copes I've read was that Joseph had children from a previous marriage, so she really is heckin a virgin :feelslol::feelslol::feelslol: the level of cope is unbelievable
Religion coping becomes unreal
 
Niggardly

Niggardly

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Mar 8, 2024
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Mary and Joseph seemingly had children following Jesus' birth but churches like to teach Mary's virginity was perpetual and so they have to stand against that.
Funny no one even talks about it.

I'm gonna ask pastors and priests when I get the chance.
One of the copes I've read was that Joseph had children from a previous marriage, so she really is heckin a virgin :feelslol::feelslol::feelslol: the level of cope is unbelievable
It's not even just a simple cope.

The mental gymnastics are insane.
There is nothing written about Joseph's life.
They just be making additional stories up to supplement the original one ...

They also have a back up explanation that those "bros" were from Joseph's in laws or the other Mary characters 🤔
 
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