
Muttcel Foid Killer
Blessed subhuman
- Feb 13, 2024
- 8,027
So boys I'm going to tell you the story of what i did on Halloween last year.
So boys its the day of Halloween and im on my phone on snapchat and my friends are showing me there costumes and they all want me to go with them but i
wasn't allowed to go because my ma sense i was able to start trick or treating always thought people would poison or put razer blades in the candy
because that happened to one of her friends when she way younger and she saw it on the news so i had not been really trick or treating sense i was 12-13
but i decided i would sneak out of the house and go anyway so it night time about 7 or 8 pm and im done with my chores i tell my ma i want to sit out on the back porch and sense she is tired from work and my stepfather wont be back from work until 11 i decide its time and dip now my Halloween costume was not really a costume sense i was poorcel and ii wasnt allowed to go trcik or treating so my ma wouldn't get me one the "costume" was a beanie a shirt tied around my face a sweater and some black sweats i hop over the guard rail on our back poarch and cross the street into the school sense that wear we are all going to meetup and when i say cross the street i mean it my house directly across from the school only one road between us so we all meet up talk shit to each other and then start walking around its freezing cold and im fairly under dressed for that pacfic northwest cold but as we go house by house i get candy.
Now one of the houses questioned me about my costume i was this fat bald trucel who asked me why i didn't were one and it turned into the whole conversation about why i didn't wee one but he reluctantly gave me the candy after looking me up and down so after we show up to this 20yo Italians girls house and i try to speed run a harassment charge but trying to get with her we decide to head to this place about a mile away with stores and we walk into this dollar tree my friends give my broke as 5 bucks and i grab a soda and two packs of hard candy ive been gone for maybe two hours and im about 2.5 miles away from my house i ask them to walk back with me but they are to busy pissing off with each other so i decide to go by my south a talk to the college age looking guy cashier about what im doing here i buy my shit and leave now its pitch black dark and i walk through the suburbs for about a mile but as i look at the time i might not get home by 10 so i run the other mile and make it home sneak past our security cameras and my sister opens the door for me im sweating like a pig so i hop in the shower and then after i get dressed i hide all the candy under my bed watch jewtube and head to sleep the next morning me and my twin sister little sister and little brother eat all the candy and walk around town a bit before relaxing for the rest of the day and i never got caught
So boys its the day of Halloween and im on my phone on snapchat and my friends are showing me there costumes and they all want me to go with them but i
wasn't allowed to go because my ma sense i was able to start trick or treating always thought people would poison or put razer blades in the candy
because that happened to one of her friends when she way younger and she saw it on the news so i had not been really trick or treating sense i was 12-13
but i decided i would sneak out of the house and go anyway so it night time about 7 or 8 pm and im done with my chores i tell my ma i want to sit out on the back porch and sense she is tired from work and my stepfather wont be back from work until 11 i decide its time and dip now my Halloween costume was not really a costume sense i was poorcel and ii wasnt allowed to go trcik or treating so my ma wouldn't get me one the "costume" was a beanie a shirt tied around my face a sweater and some black sweats i hop over the guard rail on our back poarch and cross the street into the school sense that wear we are all going to meetup and when i say cross the street i mean it my house directly across from the school only one road between us so we all meet up talk shit to each other and then start walking around its freezing cold and im fairly under dressed for that pacfic northwest cold but as we go house by house i get candy.
Now one of the houses questioned me about my costume i was this fat bald trucel who asked me why i didn't were one and it turned into the whole conversation about why i didn't wee one but he reluctantly gave me the candy after looking me up and down so after we show up to this 20yo Italians girls house and i try to speed run a harassment charge but trying to get with her we decide to head to this place about a mile away with stores and we walk into this dollar tree my friends give my broke as 5 bucks and i grab a soda and two packs of hard candy ive been gone for maybe two hours and im about 2.5 miles away from my house i ask them to walk back with me but they are to busy pissing off with each other so i decide to go by my south a talk to the college age looking guy cashier about what im doing here i buy my shit and leave now its pitch black dark and i walk through the suburbs for about a mile but as i look at the time i might not get home by 10 so i run the other mile and make it home sneak past our security cameras and my sister opens the door for me im sweating like a pig so i hop in the shower and then after i get dressed i hide all the candy under my bed watch jewtube and head to sleep the next morning me and my twin sister little sister and little brother eat all the candy and walk around town a bit before relaxing for the rest of the day and i never got caught