MONGOLOIDJOE REAL STORY

Samisnotsocool223

Samisnotsocool223

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Jul 21, 2023
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The following fanfic is based on a true story

It was a dark and stormy night. @MongoloidJoe was cooming to loli hentai 4chan threads while arguing with @Moondust about how small chinese cock mogs BWC and BBC. The conversation steered towards anime, with Moondust saying how 2d women mog 3d women to gandy heaven. Joe, feeling annoyed by this, lectured Moondust.
"Anime is simply a soyboy cuck cope for losers," Joe explained.
"Thats cuz you're soulless insentient ant and cant appreciate art," Moondust snapped back.

Time stood still for Joe. He was processing what he had just been told.
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A rush of confusion, heartbreak and rage filled Mongoloid Joe.
"I WILL FUCKING MURDER YOU IN REAL LIFE FUCK OFF," joe barked.

He suddenly couldnt control himself. He couldn't stand it anymore, the humiliation from his BJC idol Moondust. He grabbed his AK47 and went ER on his little Chinese village before fortnite emoting on this victims and fleeing the scene
. Moondust had inadvertently caused Joe to go into a deep state of Patrick bateman sigma esque psychosis

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He got away from the scene, but at what cost? He had to leave his entire NEET set up behind and he lost 1 trillion social credit points. But most importantly, he had lost a friend, Moondust. He felt remorseful for the things he said and so he travelled to jewland where moondust resided, and payed him a visit. Instead of going ER on moondust he said he was sorry and they hugged it out.
he learnt a valuable lesson, that friendship is a magical thing that matter the most . And that you can get a free wikipedia shoutout if you go ER.
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The end ♥️
 
Pirate

Pirate

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Feb 24, 2024
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id rather get fucked by 8 inch tyrone than read this shit.
Suddenly, a voice in the distance echoing
"Somebody call?"
As @Looksmax Refugee comes swooping down from his gaming chair, BBC and all.
@inertiacel teeth starts to clatter. "No-No-No wait it was a joke AGHHHHHHHHHHHH"

After two minutes of behavioral correction and 4 gallons of cum, out comes a new man.

Everybody give a round of applaude for our new favorite twink!
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Samisnotsocool223

Samisnotsocool223

You don't know who could be lurking here.
Jul 21, 2023
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WTF is that wikipedia article supposed to be for? Is this some lore im not smart enough to understand

Funny story doe
Its worst rampage killings in china some guy shot up his village and killed 20 people in february 2024 and escaped without being caught and it was probably mongoloidjoe :feelsLUL:
 
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Jul 28, 2023
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Its worst rampage killings in china some guy shot up his village and killed 20 people in february 2024 and escaped without being caught and it was probably mongoloidjoe :feelsLUL:
I only support China cos most overseas Chinese in Taiwan and Hong Kong as well hate their own country
But that doesn't mean I live there
 
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