Movies are torturing me with their depictions of money and riches

anon1822fourthacc

anon1822fourthacc

I want to be the richest man in Laos! I love Laos!
Nov 25, 2022
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Watching people make easy money is so tantalizing. It's more annoying to me than seeing a hot foid when I'm horny and a virgin.

People making thousands a week. Making money by just making a few calls, or pulling a few triggers.

Watching this hitman make ten thousand by just shooting some dude is mogging me so hard, I have to work like a year for that money.


Oh SHIT wait he got paid 50k a JOB. Omg. I'd have to work 5 years for that money. My mom would have to work 20 years for that kind of money.
 
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anon1822fourthacc

anon1822fourthacc

I want to be the richest man in Laos! I love Laos!
Nov 25, 2022
9,383
Just come to the US bro
That's what any self-respecting NEET thirdworlder plans to do. Unfortunately it's not as easy as it sounds
it's true we have money here. i flushed some of my money down the toilet today because i just have too much of it and i don't want it to go sour.
Like disturbed said, emigrating to the US legally is very very very hard. Draconian laws. Illegally it's a breeze sure but I don't wanna live like some fucking Somalian sweating away in a kitchen.

Well I could sell drugs though! But I'm a weak autist idk if I can do it without people robbing me all the time. Also idk how to do it safely, do you like need to duct tape your drugs under a porch or something? And then after you get the money you tell them "ok make a left and go to that porch and look under it, that's where your drugs are".
 
EternalKaczor

EternalKaczor

Its over
Sep 27, 2021
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Like disturbed said, emigrating to the US legally is very very very hard. Draconian laws. Illegally it's a breeze sure but I don't wanna live like some fucking Somalian sweating away in a kitchen.

Well I could sell drugs though! But I'm a weak autist idk if I can do it without people robbing me all the time. Also idk how to do it safely, do you like need to duct tape your drugs under a porch or something? And then after you get the money you tell them "ok make a left and go to that porch and look under it, that's where your drugs are".
Find some American chick whos interested in Romanian/Moldovan history, invite her to your country and show her the best that your city has to offer, maybe show her some medivael castle that would remind her of dracula or some shit, once you know her, date her and then marry her and then you can move.
 
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inel

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Nov 30, 2020
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Like disturbed said, emigrating to the US legally is very very very hard. Draconian laws. Illegally it's a breeze sure but I don't wanna live like some fucking Somalian sweating away in a kitchen.

Well I could sell drugs though! But I'm a weak autist idk if I can do it without people robbing me all the time. Also idk how to do it safely, do you like need to duct tape your drugs under a porch or something? And then after you get the money you tell them "ok make a left and go to that porch and look under it, that's where your drugs are".
its easy as fuck bro this is the best time to do it, fly to mexico and cross the border, africans who cant read do it every day
 
anon1822fourthacc

anon1822fourthacc

I want to be the richest man in Laos! I love Laos!
Nov 25, 2022
9,383
its easy as fuck bro this is the best time to do it, fly to mexico and cross the border, africans who cant read do it every day
I don't wanna live like some illegal African unable to even open a bank account or even get a driver's license. Washing dishes all day only to go home to a room with 8 people sleeping in it. I'd only go legally.
 
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mentalcel_chadlite

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Sep 1, 2023
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Like disturbed said, emigrating to the US legally is very very very hard. Draconian laws. Illegally it's a breeze sure but I don't wanna live like some fucking Somalian sweating away in a kitchen.

Well I could sell drugs though! But I'm a weak autist idk if I can do it without people robbing me all the time. Also idk how to do it safely, do you like need to duct tape your drugs under a porch or something? And then after you get the money you tell them "ok make a left and go to that porch and look under it, that's where your drugs are".
Guatemalans, Cubans and Nigerians do it without a single penny or an ounce of English. We are more lax than you might think
 
anon1822fourthacc

anon1822fourthacc

I want to be the richest man in Laos! I love Laos!
Nov 25, 2022
9,383
Guatemalans, Cubans and Nigerians do it without a single penny or an ounce of English. We are more lax than you might think
I don't wanna live like some illegal Guatemalan, Cuban or Nigerian unable to even open a bank account or even get a driver's license. Washing dishes all day only to go home to a room with 8 people sleeping in it. I'd only go legally.
 
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mentalcel_chadlite

Banned
Sep 1, 2023
336
I don't wanna live like some illegal Guatemalan, Cuban or Nigerian unable to even open a bank account or even get a driver's license. Washing dishes all day only to go home to a room with 8 people sleeping in it. I'd only go legally.
Ah, I pictured you were living in complete destitute somewhere in Eastern Europe. Maybe you don't have it as bad as I thought, perhaps you coud just get a demanding skill from your country and take the skilled worker route.
 
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Nov 28, 2020
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Like disturbed said, emigrating to the US legally is very very very hard.
Bro. Didn't I already tell you about those prisoners?

ou can write them letters and have a sexy prison romance with them.

It's legit 100 % you can marry a person while she's IN prison.

Apply for a green card that way...
 
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Unemployed

McMahonist
Nov 28, 2020
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Yes @anon1822fourthacc you can go visit her, have sexx, get her pregnant, and take care of the prison child.

You're now the father of an American kiddo. It should be a breeze from there on out....

What do you think? You know these women want to have children before the nature says no.

shocked vince mcmahon GIF by WWE
 
anon1822fourthacc

anon1822fourthacc

I want to be the richest man in Laos! I love Laos!
Nov 25, 2022
9,383
Yes @anon1822fourthacc you can go visit her, have sexx, get her pregnant, and take care of the prison child.

You're now the father of an American kiddo. It should be a breeze from there on out....

What do you think? You know these women want to have children before the nature says no.

shocked vince mcmahon GIF by WWE
Cba, I'd rather stay a virgin, maybe I'll find some online way to get side-income so I can fuck hookers without moving abroad
 
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