My dad is crazy too, he tells my mom "If I become bedridden, I'll smoke cigarettes to die asap". lmaoooo xD

[anon1822fourthacc]

Lmao what a crazy drama queen

71 with a very bad hip, won't go to surgery NO MATTER WHAT even though walking hurts now. Nope, instead he makes plans to smoke to die faster lmao

I'd be more empathetic but at this point you can only laugh, he's been like this all his life lmao, there hasn't been a day in his life where something didn't bother him lol. Weak man.

 

[Magonia]

I used to chain smoke pipe tobacco, i stopped because it got to the point that my body was telling me the next bowl could kill me.

Theres filters and stems that can make pipe smoking healthier but i mostly went with the least healthy method

Tell him to smoke like a real man, smoke from a tobacco pipe, no filter.

 

[KARENIN]

My dad has the exact same death plan in the event he becomes incapacitated, except he'll smoke weed to die asap Why are soviet boomers like this

 

[anon1822fourthacc]

My dad has the exact same death plan in the event he becomes incapacitated, except he'll smoke weed to die asap Why are soviet boomers like this

Holy shit our parents are so similar. Soviet parents must be NPCs or something.

 

[KARENIN]

Holy shit our parents are so similar. Soviet parents must be NPCs or something.

Homo Sovieticus was the original NPC meme.

 

[EternalKaczor]

Your dad is 71?

 

[anon1822fourthacc]

Your dad is 71?

Yep, had me when he was 44.

 

[ZZebra786]

Yep, had me when he was 44.

How old was your mom? 30s I assume

 

[anon1822fourthacc]

How old was your mom? 30s I assume

27

 

[EternalKaczor]

Yep, had me when he was 44.

My Grandparents are younger than him, i know im younger than you but i thought your parents were like late 50s at most.

My grandparents and parents all had kids in their early 20s.

 

[anon1822fourthacc]

My Grandparents are younger than him, i know im younger than you but i thought your parents were like late 50s at most.

Yeah my family is fucked up in all sorts of ways lol

 

[EternalKaczor]

Yeah my family is fucked up in all sorts of ways lol

Your mom sounds just as Deranged and mean as mine.

 

[inel]

why cigarettes? wont that take like 30 years to build up lol... but i also think when im too old i will be medicated 24/7

 

[KARENIN]

27

Anon spawned from alpha male dad and younger trophy wife? Or old betabuxxer and young gold-digger?

 

[ZZebra786]

Anon spawned from alpha male dad and younger trophy wife? Or old betabuxxer and young gold-digger?

I’ve never seen you so animated before. Did you finally get a aryan gf??

 

[KARENIN]

I’ve never seen you so animated before. Did you finally get a aryan gf??

Lurk moar to get used to my shitposting style grAycel.

 

[anon1822fourthacc]

Anon spawned from alpha male dad and younger trophy wife? Or old betabuxxer and young gold-digger?

Close to the second option. Older divorced dude probably desperate to not be lonely so willing to betabuxx. But not a gold digger cause he was poor as shit, half my life we were poor as shit, and now we're kinda poor again guess it's why my mom has been chimping out lmao, she's gonna be dirt broke by retirement (Since her salary is super low her pension is gonna be nothing). Guess she married him cause she's a crazy bitch with no options left. I know one other man either married her or she was merely engaged but he beat the shit out of her in public cause she was being a crazy cunt (dad told me the story recently) and so they were done for.

 

[KARENIN]

27 is young?

It is relatively young for childbirthing because Soviet foids collegemax, so the earliest age they'd get married is 22yo after graduation.

Close to the second option. Older divorced dude probably desperate to not be lonely so willing to betabuxx. But not a gold digger cause he was poor as shit, half my life we were poor as shit, and now we're kinda poor again guess it's why my mom has been chimping out lmao, she's gonna be dirt broke by retirement (Since her salary is super low her pension is gonna be nothing). Guess she married him cause she's a crazy bitch with no options left. I know one other man either married her or she was merely engaged but he beat the shit out of her in public cause she was being a crazy cunt (dad told me the story recently) and so they were done for.

I see. They both got into their relationship and then married on the rebound