Story My experience being raised Evangelical Christian

Hobbit

Hobbit

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Oct 20, 2023
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I never watched or read Harry Potter. Man, I wish I did... But I was raised in an Evangelical Christian household and magical movies were banned. They were deemed "blasphemous" by my mother and father and by my pastor at the local church. We were all fundamental Christians until the day my sister got knocked up. She was supposed to be the first in my family to move to the big city and go to a big university. We were all from a small town so we were very excited. Till that sinner, Harold McKinnley, knocked her up. We were left with the choice to abandon our faith and church and get an abortion, but we decided against it. We knew Harold McKinnley wouldn't take care of the kid, so we had to put it up for adoption in the local adoption shelter. Ms Meryl runs the adoption shelter in our town, and man is Ms Meryl one of a kind. She used to babysit me and my sister when were young - she was a teenager. I still have a crush on her to this day, if I'm being truthful. Wow, what a stunner, that Ms Meryl is. Even now at the age of 30-odd. Crazy. I never thought I'd find any woman attractive as a kid, till I met Ms Meryl on that fateful day. What a beautiful lady. Kind, too, I might add. She was one of a kind. Splendid.
 
Magonia

Magonia

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Jan 2, 2022
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you two had a secret didnt you

I wasnt raised to be in any specific religion but went to Unitarian church mostly growing up
I suspect they are overtly woke now
 
Hobbit

Hobbit

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Oct 20, 2023
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you two had a secret didnt you
For me to know, and for .net to find out...:feelsmmm::feelsmmm:
I wish she looked like Merula Snyde from Harry Potter Hogwarts Mystery. Perfect witchfu right there!
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I wasnt raised to be in any specific religion but went to Unitarian church mostly growing up
I suspect they are overtly woke now
This story was just a shitpost. I was raised Catholic. I don't believe we have a Unitarian church in my town. We have plenty but I don't think we've got a Unitarian one, to the extent of my knowledge. Are you still religious, or follow the teachings of a certain doctrine?
 
Magonia

Magonia

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Jan 2, 2022
10,136
For me to know, and for .net to find out...:feelsmmm::feelsmmm:
I wish she looked like Merula Snyde from Harry Potter Hogwarts Mystery. Perfect witchfu right there!
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This story was just a shitpost. I was raised Catholic. I don't believe we have a Unitarian church in my town. We have plenty but I don't think we've got a Unitarian one, to the extent of my knowledge. Are you still religious, or follow the teachings of a certain doctrine?
I have an undisclosed religious background but ive since drifted into anti Islamic pantheism
 
yoc

yoc

Don't care about most shit that people care about
Feb 20, 2024
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you two had a secret didnt you

I wasnt raised to be in any specific religion but went to Unitarian church mostly growing up
I suspect they are overtly woke now
Unitarians are heretics fyi
 
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