My mind keeps going to car theft.

[anon1822thirdaccoun]

Think about it. All around us, there are these giant metal things worth tens of thousands of dollars. Just sitting there, ripe for the picking.

Let's say you can fence a $30k car even for just $5k. That's $5k profit! Pure profit. That's a lot of money.

Too bad it's just a fantasy though. Finding a fence would be impossible, especially for an autist like me. But even though I know it's impossible, my brain keeps imagining it. I keep imagining myself buying a truck that has a sort of pulling mechanism, so I can just stop near a fancy car, attach a hook to it, pull it inside the truck, and then drive the truck with the car in it to a fence to sell it. Boom, one day's work, $5k profit.

Fucking retarded fantasies, why do I keep thinking about these things?

 

[Nameless_sunflower]

try stealing diesel particulate filters
if you take one from a new bus it's always worth something

but how do you sell ngl

 

[Asylum Patient]

This is so fascinating. We are witnessing the birth and rise of the next big criminal legend.

 

[Officer KD6-3.7]

Aren't you Romanian? It's in your blood to steal cars. Your genetics are speaking to you.