My /nightwalk/ story

Hobbit

Hobbit

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Oct 20, 2023
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how have you contributed to the downfall of the west?
>be me
>go for night walk to collect KFC goyslop
>see 1 scooter blocking footpath
>kick it over
>get to kfc
>wait around 20 minutes for wagies to make my slop
>walk out with goyslop
>check box
>gravy is missing
>fuck fuck gravy is instrumental to my night walk
>back into kfc hey u forgot the kfc
>we're sorry
>get gravy tub and they give me a small popcorn chicken as an apology
>take a different route home to avoid security cameras on railway bridge
>as i eat each item in goyslop box, the litter gets dumped on the ground
>kfc large chips carton
>dumped
>another kfc chips box
>dumped
>popcorn chicken box
>dumped
>area is now full of apartment dwelling left wing green voting faggots so to destroy their area is a national service
>clean it up janny!
>detour through all girls secondary school
>lick gravy out
>piss in gravy tub
>put lid back on
>hurl piss filled gravy tub into school pool
>its just floating there lol
>walk back to parents home

Another successful night walk to establish my dominance in this faggot filled, green voting suburban shithole.
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