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NEET
- Apr 5, 2024
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A list of NEET archetypes. Feel free to add more
1. The NewNEET
Entered NEETdom through recent unemployment or graduation. Spends time on hobbies and is generally healthy. Most likely to exit NEETdom within a few months from the pressure of social shame. Highly NT.
2. Unemployed Animan
Consumes anime in nearly every waking moment. Uses pfps of Kazakhstani origami foids on incel forums and types in a zesty manner. No incentive to chase foids because his waifu fantasy fulfills him. He either has autism or male BPD.
3. The Incel Rotlord
The embodiment of LDAR. A black hole of despair. Internalized the Great Nothing and let it consume him. Spends 12 hours on blackpill groupchats if he can motivate himself to move from the bed to his PC chair. A deeply failed normalfag, or autist.
4. The Modmeister
Dropped out of society to mod video games. Spends all of his time creating and updating mods, with a side of creating drama on forums. Highly delusional and egotistical. Believes that making fanfiction expansions for 15 year old RPGs justifies his narcissism. Extremely rare in these spheres.
5. The Turbosperg
Incomprehensible to NT minds. Cannot contribute to society in any meaningful way. Communicates in birdlike screeches and guttural grunts. Exists offline for the most part, but a rare few learn to type despite their verbal limitations. Found most commonly in YouTube comment sections.
6. The Drug Ghoul
He fucking loves drugs. Work just gets in the way of enjoying them. Funds his lifestyle with money from enabling family members or his own (tax-free) hustles. Eats powders you've never heard of from Bulgarian labs and posts unhinged rants on incel forums. Resembles a fantasy goblin from the years of drugs eating away his human soul.
7. Obsessed Hobbyist
Highly disciplined and focused. Uses his ample free time to work on his own hobby projects. Feels entirely fulfilled through whittling little wooden figures of Jordan Peterson. May find a way to make money from his leisure activities.
8. The Knob Polisher
Gooner degenerate extraordinaire. Spends many hours per day edging, and spends the rest of the time waiting for his GoonDrive to replenish GoonJuice after busting. Collects new fetishes like Pokémon. Ensures that everyone online knows he has these paraphilias. Owns a 64 TB NAS full of carefully curated porn.
9. The Janny
Moderates subreddits and forums full time. Takes this very seriously. Will ban you over a minor disagreement and delete everything you ever posted. Possesses an ego rivaled only by the most brutal tyrants.
10. The Looksmaxxer
His every reply is a string of buzzwords. The looksmaxxer's inner monologue consists entirely of blackpill PSLgroid slang. Most of their posts are reposts of content from YouTube or other forums. Can't be considered a true NEET due to the majority of them being in High School.
1. The NewNEET
Entered NEETdom through recent unemployment or graduation. Spends time on hobbies and is generally healthy. Most likely to exit NEETdom within a few months from the pressure of social shame. Highly NT.
2. Unemployed Animan
Consumes anime in nearly every waking moment. Uses pfps of Kazakhstani origami foids on incel forums and types in a zesty manner. No incentive to chase foids because his waifu fantasy fulfills him. He either has autism or male BPD.
3. The Incel Rotlord
The embodiment of LDAR. A black hole of despair. Internalized the Great Nothing and let it consume him. Spends 12 hours on blackpill groupchats if he can motivate himself to move from the bed to his PC chair. A deeply failed normalfag, or autist.
4. The Modmeister
Dropped out of society to mod video games. Spends all of his time creating and updating mods, with a side of creating drama on forums. Highly delusional and egotistical. Believes that making fanfiction expansions for 15 year old RPGs justifies his narcissism. Extremely rare in these spheres.
5. The Turbosperg
Incomprehensible to NT minds. Cannot contribute to society in any meaningful way. Communicates in birdlike screeches and guttural grunts. Exists offline for the most part, but a rare few learn to type despite their verbal limitations. Found most commonly in YouTube comment sections.
6. The Drug Ghoul
He fucking loves drugs. Work just gets in the way of enjoying them. Funds his lifestyle with money from enabling family members or his own (tax-free) hustles. Eats powders you've never heard of from Bulgarian labs and posts unhinged rants on incel forums. Resembles a fantasy goblin from the years of drugs eating away his human soul.
7. Obsessed Hobbyist
Highly disciplined and focused. Uses his ample free time to work on his own hobby projects. Feels entirely fulfilled through whittling little wooden figures of Jordan Peterson. May find a way to make money from his leisure activities.
8. The Knob Polisher
Gooner degenerate extraordinaire. Spends many hours per day edging, and spends the rest of the time waiting for his GoonDrive to replenish GoonJuice after busting. Collects new fetishes like Pokémon. Ensures that everyone online knows he has these paraphilias. Owns a 64 TB NAS full of carefully curated porn.
9. The Janny
Moderates subreddits and forums full time. Takes this very seriously. Will ban you over a minor disagreement and delete everything you ever posted. Possesses an ego rivaled only by the most brutal tyrants.
10. The Looksmaxxer
His every reply is a string of buzzwords. The looksmaxxer's inner monologue consists entirely of blackpill PSLgroid slang. Most of their posts are reposts of content from YouTube or other forums. Can't be considered a true NEET due to the majority of them being in High School.