Discussion NEET Archetypes

Maltodextrincel

Maltodextrincel

NEET
Apr 5, 2024
810
A list of NEET archetypes. Feel free to add more

1. The NewNEET
Entered NEETdom through recent unemployment or graduation. Spends time on hobbies and is generally healthy. Most likely to exit NEETdom within a few months from the pressure of social shame. Highly NT.

2. Unemployed Animan
Consumes anime in nearly every waking moment. Uses pfps of Kazakhstani origami foids on incel forums and types in a zesty manner. No incentive to chase foids because his waifu fantasy fulfills him. He either has autism or male BPD.

3. The Incel Rotlord
The embodiment of LDAR. A black hole of despair. Internalized the Great Nothing and let it consume him. Spends 12 hours on blackpill groupchats if he can motivate himself to move from the bed to his PC chair. A deeply failed normalfag, or autist.

4. The Modmeister
Dropped out of society to mod video games. Spends all of his time creating and updating mods, with a side of creating drama on forums. Highly delusional and egotistical. Believes that making fanfiction expansions for 15 year old RPGs justifies his narcissism. Extremely rare in these spheres.

5. The Turbosperg
Incomprehensible to NT minds. Cannot contribute to society in any meaningful way. Communicates in birdlike screeches and guttural grunts. Exists offline for the most part, but a rare few learn to type despite their verbal limitations. Found most commonly in YouTube comment sections.

6. The Drug Ghoul
He fucking loves drugs. Work just gets in the way of enjoying them. Funds his lifestyle with money from enabling family members or his own (tax-free) hustles. Eats powders you've never heard of from Bulgarian labs and posts unhinged rants on incel forums. Resembles a fantasy goblin from the years of drugs eating away his human soul.

7. Obsessed Hobbyist
Highly disciplined and focused. Uses his ample free time to work on his own hobby projects. Feels entirely fulfilled through whittling little wooden figures of Jordan Peterson. May find a way to make money from his leisure activities.

8. The Knob Polisher
Gooner degenerate extraordinaire. Spends many hours per day edging, and spends the rest of the time waiting for his GoonDrive to replenish GoonJuice after busting. Collects new fetishes like Pokémon. Ensures that everyone online knows he has these paraphilias. Owns a 64 TB NAS full of carefully curated porn.

9. The Janny
Moderates subreddits and forums full time. Takes this very seriously. Will ban you over a minor disagreement and delete everything you ever posted. Possesses an ego rivaled only by the most brutal tyrants.

10. The Looksmaxxer
His every reply is a string of buzzwords. The looksmaxxer's inner monologue consists entirely of blackpill PSLgroid slang. Most of their posts are reposts of content from YouTube or other forums. Can't be considered a true NEET due to the majority of them being in High School.
 
Moondust

Moondust

NEET
Nov 8, 2023
7,393
Im 2+8 but 2 should have an alternate version where you mainly watch western stuff thats what i do. Thats why i have to supplement my use of this forum with /tv/. Im not really much of a weeb
 
Haruhi Suzumiya

Haruhi Suzumiya

I am a cute cat, you are not :3
Jan 26, 2021
9,959
Episode 12 Girlfriend GIF by Crunchyroll
 
Moondust

Moondust

NEET
Nov 8, 2023
7,393
I'm 3, rotlord. And I would have thought many here would be also, but not sure
Im one of the few actual sub 5s here and have it worse than 90% of the forum and even i dont rotlord i dont get it. How do u not get bored? Jerking off with a bunch of others online repeating to yourself that ur ugly and a loser gets old quick

Especially now that most of blackpill forums are 90 iq 17 year old retarded shitskin zoomers being edgy
 
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NekoStance

NekoStance

NEET
Dec 1, 2020
534
Im one of the few actual sub 5s here and have it worse than 90% of the forum and even i dont rotlord i dont get it. How do u not get bored? Jerking off with a bunch of others online repeating to yourself that ur ugly and a loser gets old quick

Especially now that most of blackpill forums are 90 iq 17 year old retarded shitskin zoomers being edgy
I severely lack motivation, like I said I was forced to take poisonous antipsychotic injections for a year last year and they have done serious damage to me.

I have severe anhedonia where I can't even get pleasure from gaming anymore, even though I try.

Dopamine receptors in my brain have been majorly fucked around with, so most of what I can do is rot, even though I'm trying my best to rebuild my life and recover.

Never get involved with Mental Health System or get on psyche meds is what I can advise.
 
Bitter

Bitter

Dokgo
Jan 20, 2023
2,394
5. The Turbosperg
Incomprehensible to NT minds. Cannot contribute to society in any meaningful way. Communicates in birdlike screeches and guttural grunts. Exists offline for the most part, but a rare few learn to type despite their verbal limitations. Found most commonly in YouTube comment sections.
7. Obsessed Hobbyist
Highly disciplined and focused. Uses his ample free time to work on his own hobby projects. Feels entirely fulfilled through whittling little wooden figures of Jordan Peterson. May find a way to make money from his leisure activities.
I am a combination of these two.
 
Moondust

Moondust

NEET
Nov 8, 2023
7,393
I have severe anhedonia where I can't even get pleasure from gaming anymore, even though I try.
But this anhedonia doesn't apply to the pleasure of socializing?

Antipsychotics are known to be worse than ssri and many other kinds of psych meds. Im on Lexapro now and its doing wonders for anxiety but my libido is way down. Im considering getting off it for that but goddamn being a normie feels good
 
NekoStance

NekoStance

NEET
Dec 1, 2020
534
But this anhedonia doesn't apply to the pleasure of socializing?

Antipsychotics are known to be worse than ssri and many other kinds of psych meds. Im on Lexapro now and its doing wonders for anxiety but my libido is way down. Im considering getting off it for that but goddamn being a normie feels good
Yes it does apply to socialising, very much so.

However like I said I'm in recovery now (med free for many months) and I'm starting to feel better so hopefully I'll improve
 
ruff

ruff

hello. its so nice to meet you!
Jul 10, 2025
341
Whish of these archetypes am I Maltodextrincel? I got to say? Lots of the so called gooners on this forum, they are having addictions to the weird pornographics and this is NOT OKAY, I am thinking im not one of these. Mark hall? Is just the simple guy who loves nature and baking sugary cookies, and theres nothing wrong with that. Which one of this is you Maltodextrincel? Maltodextrin sounds like its scientifical, so are you one of this types? I am awaiting your answer with greatest interests,

kind regards,
mark
 
Maid

Maid

ஜ۩۞NEET۞۩ஜ
Feb 21, 2024
606
I’d probably fit number seven, if anything. I really haven’t done shit since 2021, most shit I find boring or not really worth my time. I have to get running a bit before I get invested in things, but a lot of that has to do with a lack of desire and not being on any sort of strict time frame for completion.

Had my drug phase back in my early 20s hit about every reality/plane I liked to, saw a lot of what I was running from, and made corrections since then. Always felt like the incel shit was taken too far and has destroyed people beyond belief rather than helping them. If I wanted to piss on myself with such concepts, I’d rather just kill myself or go on massive drug highs if I was truly done with life.

When I was studying neurology over in South Korea (didn't make it far because fuck med school kek), I saw enough people jump off buildings on a daily basis, it really put a lot of things in perspective on my world views. Still a big rotter at heart, but glad to not give a fuck about most shit these days. NEETing used to be good, now it’s filled with too much overlap. Too lazy to type anything else before this becomes a DNR :feelsLUL:
 
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Maltodextrincel

Maltodextrincel

NEET
Apr 5, 2024
810
Whish of these archetypes am I Maltodextrincel? I got to say? Lots of the so called gooners on this forum, they are having addictions to the weird pornographics and this is NOT OKAY, I am thinking im not one of these. Mark hall? Is just the simple guy who loves nature and baking sugary cookies, and theres nothing wrong with that. Which one of this is you Maltodextrincel? Maltodextrin sounds like its scientifical, so are you one of this types? I am awaiting your answer with greatest interests,

kind regards,
mark
I'd say you're a hobbyist based on what you're describing. I'm unfortunately in a rotting phase at the moment. Nothing scientific going on besides shrinking grey matter :feelspepo:
I really haven’t done shit since 2021, most shit I find boring or not really worth my time
Same. I can't remember a time where I didn't feel this way. Maybe being forced into a Siberian labor camp for five years and being kept on the brink of starvation could help :yay:
NEETing used to be good, now it’s filled with too much overlap. Too lazy to type anything else before this becomes a DNR :feelsLUL:
That's what I joined the forum for. I usually read long posts if they're original.
It's preferable to dalits babbling jeetglish at each other over white women for 10+ pages. Anyone can see that shite on any other mastER forum
 
Maid

Maid

ஜ۩۞NEET۞۩ஜ
Feb 21, 2024
606
I'd say you're a hobbyist based on what you're describing. I'm unfortunately in a rotting phase at the moment. Nothing scientific going on besides shrinking grey matter :feelspepo:

Same. I can't remember a time where I didn't feel this way. Maybe being forced into a Siberian labor camp for five years and being kept on the brink of starvation could help :yay:

That's what I joined the forum for. I usually read long posts if they're original.
It's preferable to dalits babbling jeetglish at each other over white women for 10+ pages. Anyone can see that shite on any other mastER forum
Solid post though with good takes. Yeah, forum is owned by someone who owns incel/suicide domains so it's bound to have an overlap. I had my phase long ago, so a lot of this manosphere stuff is the same shit I've heard 10–15 years ago. Incels have already figured it out, but they've internalized it too much based off life experiences. Once you go through enough shit in your life, you've got bigger problems to deal with. People have different thresholds of problems, though, and most are just young more than anything. Hardened incels don't really focus on the issues, they accept it and either rot out or just find means of doing better for themselves. If you're into that type of thing, I'm more focused on why rather hearing the same repeated stuff. I've got pretty hooked on keeping tabs on people mentally, interesting to see someone either dig the hole deeper or find means of getting out. A lot of the issue is shown in text they write, some don't even know how much they've dug lets say within 2-3 months time.
 
Raguel

Raguel

NEET
Nov 27, 2020
667
A list of NEET archetypes. Feel free to add more

1. The NewNEET
Entered NEETdom through recent unemployment or graduation. Spends time on hobbies and is generally healthy. Most likely to exit NEETdom within a few months from the pressure of social shame. Highly NT.

2. Unemployed Animan
Consumes anime in nearly every waking moment. Uses pfps of Kazakhstani origami foids on incel forums and types in a zesty manner. No incentive to chase foids because his waifu fantasy fulfills him. He either has autism or male BPD.

3. The Incel Rotlord
The embodiment of LDAR. A black hole of despair. Internalized the Great Nothing and let it consume him. Spends 12 hours on blackpill groupchats if he can motivate himself to move from the bed to his PC chair. A deeply failed normalfag, or autist.

4. The Modmeister
Dropped out of society to mod video games. Spends all of his time creating and updating mods, with a side of creating drama on forums. Highly delusional and egotistical. Believes that making fanfiction expansions for 15 year old RPGs justifies his narcissism. Extremely rare in these spheres.

5. The Turbosperg
Incomprehensible to NT minds. Cannot contribute to society in any meaningful way. Communicates in birdlike screeches and guttural grunts. Exists offline for the most part, but a rare few learn to type despite their verbal limitations. Found most commonly in YouTube comment sections.

6. The Drug Ghoul
He fucking loves drugs. Work just gets in the way of enjoying them. Funds his lifestyle with money from enabling family members or his own (tax-free) hustles. Eats powders you've never heard of from Bulgarian labs and posts unhinged rants on incel forums. Resembles a fantasy goblin from the years of drugs eating away his human soul.

7. Obsessed Hobbyist
Highly disciplined and focused. Uses his ample free time to work on his own hobby projects. Feels entirely fulfilled through whittling little wooden figures of Jordan Peterson. May find a way to make money from his leisure activities.

8. The Knob Polisher
Gooner degenerate extraordinaire. Spends many hours per day edging, and spends the rest of the time waiting for his GoonDrive to replenish GoonJuice after busting. Collects new fetishes like Pokémon. Ensures that everyone online knows he has these paraphilias. Owns a 64 TB NAS full of carefully curated porn.

9. The Janny
Moderates subreddits and forums full time. Takes this very seriously. Will ban you over a minor disagreement and delete everything you ever posted. Possesses an ego rivaled only by the most brutal tyrants.

10. The Looksmaxxer
His every reply is a string of buzzwords. The looksmaxxer's inner monologue consists entirely of blackpill PSLgroid slang. Most of their posts are reposts of content from YouTube or other forums. Can't be considered a true NEET due to the majority of them being in High School.
So it must be a universal category? Not from users of this forum, cuz I don’t see all of these here
 
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クーロ

クーロ

عثمان دان فوديو الثاني
Jan 23, 2024
5,258
There's also The Chad like Lain. People who are NEETs entirely by choice and spend nearly all that time finding even more ways to NEET efficiently. People completely tapped out of the usual motivations and have their own nonsense branch of philosophy no one else understands. Those types are always interesting since they're either hyper geniuses who could change the world and choose not to or total bums but full of wisdom and good advice
 
Nagger

Nagger

NEET
Nov 10, 2024
423
A list of NEET archetypes. Feel free to add more

1. The NewNEET
Entered NEETdom through recent unemployment or graduation. Spends time on hobbies and is generally healthy. Most likely to exit NEETdom within a few months from the pressure of social shame. Highly NT.

2. Unemployed Animan
Consumes anime in nearly every waking moment. Uses pfps of Kazakhstani origami foids on incel forums and types in a zesty manner. No incentive to chase foids because his waifu fantasy fulfills him. He either has autism or male BPD.

3. The Incel Rotlord
The embodiment of LDAR. A black hole of despair. Internalized the Great Nothing and let it consume him. Spends 12 hours on blackpill groupchats if he can motivate himself to move from the bed to his PC chair. A deeply failed normalfag, or autist.

4. The Modmeister
Dropped out of society to mod video games. Spends all of his time creating and updating mods, with a side of creating drama on forums. Highly delusional and egotistical. Believes that making fanfiction expansions for 15 year old RPGs justifies his narcissism. Extremely rare in these spheres.

5. The Turbosperg
Incomprehensible to NT minds. Cannot contribute to society in any meaningful way. Communicates in birdlike screeches and guttural grunts. Exists offline for the most part, but a rare few learn to type despite their verbal limitations. Found most commonly in YouTube comment sections.

6. The Drug Ghoul
He fucking loves drugs. Work just gets in the way of enjoying them. Funds his lifestyle with money from enabling family members or his own (tax-free) hustles. Eats powders you've never heard of from Bulgarian labs and posts unhinged rants on incel forums. Resembles a fantasy goblin from the years of drugs eating away his human soul.

7. Obsessed Hobbyist
Highly disciplined and focused. Uses his ample free time to work on his own hobby projects. Feels entirely fulfilled through whittling little wooden figures of Jordan Peterson. May find a way to make money from his leisure activities.

8. The Knob Polisher
Gooner degenerate extraordinaire. Spends many hours per day edging, and spends the rest of the time waiting for his GoonDrive to replenish GoonJuice after busting. Collects new fetishes like Pokémon. Ensures that everyone online knows he has these paraphilias. Owns a 64 TB NAS full of carefully curated porn.

9. The Janny
Moderates subreddits and forums full time. Takes this very seriously. Will ban you over a minor disagreement and delete everything you ever posted. Possesses an ego rivaled only by the most brutal tyrants.

10. The Looksmaxxer
His every reply is a string of buzzwords. The looksmaxxer's inner monologue consists entirely of blackpill PSLgroid slang. Most of their posts are reposts of content from YouTube or other forums. Can't be considered a true NEET due to the majority of them being in High School.
11- the homo
Such as @Acorn
 
160cmcurry

160cmcurry

lalalala
Mar 12, 2025
469
6. The Drug Ghoul
He fucking loves drugs. Work just gets in the way of enjoying them. Funds his lifestyle with money from enabling family members or his own (tax-free) hustles. Eats powders you've never heard of from Bulgarian labs and posts unhinged rants on incel forums. Resembles a fantasy goblin from the years of drugs eating away his human soul.
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thx bhai 😍
 
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