Lifestyle NEETcel trait: Getting a boner as soon as you step outside and it disappears as soon as you get inside

[chudur-budur]

This only applies to those who are NEET and trucel (or just trucels).

When you get out from your basement/house/shack, you see the grannies (or stacies if you are into them) on the streets and you get a boner, and when you get inside the boner goes away.

Today I went outside to get a pack of cigarrette and saw a granny pulling a walker and I immediately got a solid boner. I was not wearing any underwear so it was quite visible I guess, although my dick is 3". But I successfully hid my curryboner with my large puffer jacket (I'm 5'2").

Most probably it was because of this porn clip I was watching the other day.

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But I have seen this happening with the boner, even if I go outside just for a minute.

The bottom line is as soon as returned to my house, the boner is completely gone.

Has anyone experienced this?

 

[p@rc@]

I think the hot grandma pics are taking over your mind, boyo.
yes, sometimes

 

[chudur-budur]

I think the hot grandma pics are taking over your mind, boyo.
yes, sometimes

Aren't they hot?

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[Cope Artist]

Oh man, must be hard to resist all those hot grannies. For me, my dick doesn't work. I lost the desire for women (even grannies)

 

[p@rc@]

Aren't they hot?

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[chudur-budur]

Oh man, must be hard to resist all those hot grannies. For me, my dick doesn't work. I lost the desire for women (even grannies)

Sorry to hear that my man.

 

[qwertyqazqwerty]

I only get bonkers when I'm laying down

 

[chudur-budur]

I only get bonkers when I'm laying down

Good for you man, it's tough walking around with boners.

 

[jaded jabble]

My dick doesn’t work

 

[chudur-budur]

My dick doesn’t work

Sorry to hear buddy boyo.

 

[NCRcel]

No bro, I get too nervous outside to even think of getting a boner. My boy has stage fright.

 

[chudur-budur]

No bro, I get too nervous outside to even think of getting a boner. My boy has stage fright.

It's over for no-outside-boner-cels.

 

[gigacel123]

i dont get any boner. Unless there's a hot milf in the vicinity.