Riddler
NEET
- Oct 18, 2023
- 5,378
The year is 2004, @rekamaður just tied the knot with his Japanese wife @fries
Before being sent off to Iraq, he confides in his high school best friend
"Bro ive heard stories about guys getting cucked in the military. I'm gonna trust you to make sure that doesn't happen to me. I don't want a single male around my wife is he's not a relative, a dog or a fucking faggot"
Ponr: you got it bro. I personally hate faggots, because I'm based. You let them have their way and 20 years from now you'll have trannies running around. But maybe hiring a few to help out around the house wouldn't be a bad idea
Rekamaoue: trannies in 2024? Don't be ridiculous bro. That's a little far fetched
Ponr hires gay witch doctor voodo magician @Looksmax Refugee as a
rekamour defends America, bravely killing terrorists year after year, until he eventually assistants ringleader @Atila bin laden. Earning himself an honorable discharge(I think that's how it works idk @Lain was in the military)
He finds the place decked out as an eastern palace. Strange, the dog seems to be busy watching reruns of yu yu Hakusho
Rekamaour: homos didn't too bad a job, where's my boy?
His son Griffith looks to be in his 20s, which doesn't add up. Unless he aged in dog years or something
Griffith:
"Moshimoshi... Ore wa
sorry, father. I'm not accustomed to speaking English. All those nights with fr-i mean mom. Welcome home"
Rekamaour: listen boy, I wasn't born yesterday. Why does this place smell like weed? Were you hanging around niggers?.... uh how old are you again? You look like a college althete
griffith:"kami no-
Sorry, God no. I'm only ever inebriated under the supervision of my uncle @Disorder
The negro race? Uncle @KARENIN redpilled me on their inferiority. He gave all the schooling I needed while you were away, especially on WW2. I wrote my dissertation for Yale on holocaust revisionism
Athletics? No need to exercise. Ever heard of peating? I'm able to burn fat and generate muscle under the tutelage of uncle @Neet194012940
Not much need for school either. After all I'm the CEO of Mitsubishi"
Rekamaour: I'm... proud of you...? You really do look like me... uhhh... where's your mother?
Griffith:" I invented a device that teleports directly into her chambers... I spend most of my day there... I'll beam you over right now"
fries: have you figured it out yet? Or do you l need to spell it out for you?
Surprised? Did you really buy my fake accent? Or believe that I couldn't speak English?
Okay okay, I'll say it. I had the homos turn your pathetic friend into a dog, and the dog into a "friend" to keep me entertained all those years. His human form has your DNA, run a test and it'll say he's your son
Are you angry? Hit me if you want.
*Griffith teleports behind him*
To be continued...
Before being sent off to Iraq, he confides in his high school best friend
"Bro ive heard stories about guys getting cucked in the military. I'm gonna trust you to make sure that doesn't happen to me. I don't want a single male around my wife is he's not a relative, a dog or a fucking faggot"
Ponr: you got it bro. I personally hate faggots, because I'm based. You let them have their way and 20 years from now you'll have trannies running around. But maybe hiring a few to help out around the house wouldn't be a bad idea
Rekamaoue: trannies in 2024? Don't be ridiculous bro. That's a little far fetched
Ponr hires gay witch doctor voodo magician @Looksmax Refugee as a
rekamour defends America, bravely killing terrorists year after year, until he eventually assistants ringleader @Atila bin laden. Earning himself an honorable discharge(I think that's how it works idk @Lain was in the military)
He finds the place decked out as an eastern palace. Strange, the dog seems to be busy watching reruns of yu yu Hakusho
Rekamaour: homos didn't too bad a job, where's my boy?
His son Griffith looks to be in his 20s, which doesn't add up. Unless he aged in dog years or something
Griffith:
"Moshimoshi... Ore wa
sorry, father. I'm not accustomed to speaking English. All those nights with fr-i mean mom. Welcome home"
Rekamaour: listen boy, I wasn't born yesterday. Why does this place smell like weed? Were you hanging around niggers?.... uh how old are you again? You look like a college althete
griffith:"kami no-
Sorry, God no. I'm only ever inebriated under the supervision of my uncle @Disorder
The negro race? Uncle @KARENIN redpilled me on their inferiority. He gave all the schooling I needed while you were away, especially on WW2. I wrote my dissertation for Yale on holocaust revisionism
Athletics? No need to exercise. Ever heard of peating? I'm able to burn fat and generate muscle under the tutelage of uncle @Neet194012940
Not much need for school either. After all I'm the CEO of Mitsubishi"
Rekamaour: I'm... proud of you...? You really do look like me... uhhh... where's your mother?
Griffith:" I invented a device that teleports directly into her chambers... I spend most of my day there... I'll beam you over right now"
fries: have you figured it out yet? Or do you l need to spell it out for you?
Surprised? Did you really buy my fake accent? Or believe that I couldn't speak English?
Okay okay, I'll say it. I had the homos turn your pathetic friend into a dog, and the dog into a "friend" to keep me entertained all those years. His human form has your DNA, run a test and it'll say he's your son
Are you angry? Hit me if you want.
*Griffith teleports behind him*
To be continued...
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