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Kevin Logan
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- Sep 22, 2021
- 3,402
It was a quiet night in the Neets.me orphanage, Little Atila was practicing kisses in his rag doll called "Sabine", when suddenly Little Looksmax Refugee approached him to show Atila his new pencil case.
Little Looksmax Refugee: - Atila look... It's my new pencil case for my collection! It's an alvin and the chipmunks pencil case theme.
Little Atila: - Pretty cool, Now if you excuse me I gonna clap some rag cheeks.
Little Looksmax Refugee : - Ok, have fun! By the way, your chin is very well defined.
Little Atila: - Thanks, I guess?
Meanwhile, Little Kevin Logan and Little Lain are talking with each other.
Little Lain: - Damn man, you not gonna believe this shit.
Little Kevin Logan: - What?
Little Lain: - One of my sisters is dating a black kid.
Little Kevin Logan: - Sisters?
Little Lain: - Yeah, I have 3 sisters, dont you remember?
Little Kevin Logan: - Nigga, wtf are you talking about? You don't have 3 sisters! When you first appeared here, you were alone carrying 3 teddy bear with you.
Little Lain: - Wtf you are talking about? My sisters are all here with us!
Little Lain pointed to the 3 teddy bears!
- I see! Said Little Kevin Logan not wanting to asking questions anymore
Meawhile Little LetsGetOut was approaching Little WeebHunter to show him something in his phone
Little LetsGetOut: - Hey WeebHunter, check this out! I found the biggest hottie on youtube
Little WeebHunter look at LetsGetOut phone but he got confused
Little WeebHunter: - Where is the hottie? All I see is a fucking baby. Is the hottie supposed to be the mother of this baby?
Little LetsGetOut: - Nah dude, you are already looking to the hottie!
Little WeebHunter: - Nigga, WTF? This shit is just a baby! Are you sick on the head or this is just a shit joke?
Little LetsGetOut: - Why do you think that this is a joke? This little sexy thing is in her prime, after she became an 6 year old, she will be a fucking disgusting used whore incapable of pair bond with any guy!
Little WeebHunter: - Bruh!
Suddenly, Little NeetGod appear running in the room with a magazine in his hands.
Little NeetGod: - Guys... Guys... Look! I got the new issue of my favorite porn magazine, "Hood Cake"! The black girl on the cover is pretty hot and she have a big juicy ass. Do you guys wanna see it?
Little Kevin Logan: - Why are you wasting money on porn magazine if you can find porn online for free?
Little Looksmax Refugee : - And why are you seeing sheboons naked?
Little LetsGetOut: - And why are you seeing mummies naked?
Little NeetGod: - Man, fuck this shit! You guys are all faggots!
Little Kevin Logan: - Who are you calling faggots? You write gay erotica about us you fat fuck!
Little NeetGod: - Those are just lighthearted jokes, and I also write cuckhold stories about you guys... and you, mister Kevin Logan... you also wrote a cuckhold story one time... Did you forgot about the time that you wrote a story that Looksmax Refugee was kissing Sabine while Atila wasn't looking around?
Little Atila: - Lol, Keep written cuckold stories about me you fucking faggot, I mog you now!
Little Kevin Logan: - I have some news for the little castrated barking mutt... this story was based on true events.
- Wait a minute... what did he mean by this curry boy? Asked Little Atila to Little Looksmax Refugee
Little Looksmax Refugee: - Sorry bro, I just wanna taste your saliva.
Little LetsGetOut: - Lol, you guys are pretty weird!
Little WeebHunter: - Who are you calling weird, you fucking pervert Spic? Stay away from babies or I gonna beat your ass.
Little LetsGetOut: - Good luck with this Slavic Pig, I train boxing so you better stay in your place if you don't want to get the beating of your life.
Little WeebHunter: - The only thing that you beat is your meat to cp!
Little NeetGod: See? This is what happens if you don't masturbate to hood cake on daily basis!
Little Lain: - I am normal!
Suddenly, an angry scream loud as a thunderstorm, echoed throughout the whole orphanage
- SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU LITTLE FUCKS!!!!!
All the kids stayed quiet looking at the door. They all heard loud footsteps of someone quickly approaching the door. Finally, the door openend revealing who was the angry person that shouted to them... It was Lady Haruhi!
Lady Haruhi: - Can you little shit stay quiet? I am trying to watch my animes while drink my coffee and you little pests are ruined my time alone!
- Sorry Lady Haruhi! Said all the kids.
Lady Haruhi: - Honestly, now I know why your parents abandoned you guys.
- Fuck you whore! Said Little Atila angry at Haruhi.
- What did you said, Mister Atila? Asked Lady Haruhi as she slowly turned her head around to Little Atila.
Little Atila: - No...Nothing!
Lady Haruhi: - WHAT DID YOU SAID TO ME YOU LITTLE FAGGOT!!!!
- I am sorry, Lady Haruhi! Said Little Atila crying.
Lady Haruhi: - That is better! I gonna forgive you this time, but the next time that you raised your voice to me you gonna spend some time alone in the "room of the banned souls". This is your final warning!
Little Atila: - Yes, Lady Haruhi!
Lady Haruhi: - Now all you kids go to sleep and stay quiet, I gonna watch my animes.
When Lady Haruhi finally left the room all the children went to their beds very dispirited.
Little Atila: - Man, I am tired of that fucking tyrant
Little WeebHunter: - I heard that Inel was send to the "room of the banned souls" when he irritated haruhi for the last time...They said that he gonna stay there forever!
Little Looksmax Refugee: - I wonder if this will happen with us one day
Little NeetGod: She can't do those stuff with us, she needs to get what she fucking deserves.
Little Lain: - HA HA HA HA
Little LetsGetOut: - What is so funny?
Little Lain: - Let's said that I already gave her what she fucking deserves.
Little Keving Logan: - What did you do?
Little Lain: - Well... I peed on her cafe.
Little Atila: LOL, based!
Little Looksmax Refugee: - Atila look... It's my new pencil case for my collection! It's an alvin and the chipmunks pencil case theme.
Little Atila: - Pretty cool, Now if you excuse me I gonna clap some rag cheeks.
Little Looksmax Refugee : - Ok, have fun! By the way, your chin is very well defined.
Little Atila: - Thanks, I guess?
Meanwhile, Little Kevin Logan and Little Lain are talking with each other.
Little Lain: - Damn man, you not gonna believe this shit.
Little Kevin Logan: - What?
Little Lain: - One of my sisters is dating a black kid.
Little Kevin Logan: - Sisters?
Little Lain: - Yeah, I have 3 sisters, dont you remember?
Little Kevin Logan: - Nigga, wtf are you talking about? You don't have 3 sisters! When you first appeared here, you were alone carrying 3 teddy bear with you.
Little Lain: - Wtf you are talking about? My sisters are all here with us!
Little Lain pointed to the 3 teddy bears!
- I see! Said Little Kevin Logan not wanting to asking questions anymore
Meawhile Little LetsGetOut was approaching Little WeebHunter to show him something in his phone
Little LetsGetOut: - Hey WeebHunter, check this out! I found the biggest hottie on youtube
Little WeebHunter look at LetsGetOut phone but he got confused
Little WeebHunter: - Where is the hottie? All I see is a fucking baby. Is the hottie supposed to be the mother of this baby?
Little LetsGetOut: - Nah dude, you are already looking to the hottie!
Little WeebHunter: - Nigga, WTF? This shit is just a baby! Are you sick on the head or this is just a shit joke?
Little LetsGetOut: - Why do you think that this is a joke? This little sexy thing is in her prime, after she became an 6 year old, she will be a fucking disgusting used whore incapable of pair bond with any guy!
Little WeebHunter: - Bruh!
Suddenly, Little NeetGod appear running in the room with a magazine in his hands.
Little NeetGod: - Guys... Guys... Look! I got the new issue of my favorite porn magazine, "Hood Cake"! The black girl on the cover is pretty hot and she have a big juicy ass. Do you guys wanna see it?
Little Kevin Logan: - Why are you wasting money on porn magazine if you can find porn online for free?
Little Looksmax Refugee : - And why are you seeing sheboons naked?
Little LetsGetOut: - And why are you seeing mummies naked?
Little NeetGod: - Man, fuck this shit! You guys are all faggots!
Little Kevin Logan: - Who are you calling faggots? You write gay erotica about us you fat fuck!
Little NeetGod: - Those are just lighthearted jokes, and I also write cuckhold stories about you guys... and you, mister Kevin Logan... you also wrote a cuckhold story one time... Did you forgot about the time that you wrote a story that Looksmax Refugee was kissing Sabine while Atila wasn't looking around?
Little Atila: - Lol, Keep written cuckold stories about me you fucking faggot, I mog you now!
Little Kevin Logan: - I have some news for the little castrated barking mutt... this story was based on true events.
- Wait a minute... what did he mean by this curry boy? Asked Little Atila to Little Looksmax Refugee
Little Looksmax Refugee: - Sorry bro, I just wanna taste your saliva.
Little LetsGetOut: - Lol, you guys are pretty weird!
Little WeebHunter: - Who are you calling weird, you fucking pervert Spic? Stay away from babies or I gonna beat your ass.
Little LetsGetOut: - Good luck with this Slavic Pig, I train boxing so you better stay in your place if you don't want to get the beating of your life.
Little WeebHunter: - The only thing that you beat is your meat to cp!
Little NeetGod: See? This is what happens if you don't masturbate to hood cake on daily basis!
Little Lain: - I am normal!
Suddenly, an angry scream loud as a thunderstorm, echoed throughout the whole orphanage
- SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU LITTLE FUCKS!!!!!
All the kids stayed quiet looking at the door. They all heard loud footsteps of someone quickly approaching the door. Finally, the door openend revealing who was the angry person that shouted to them... It was Lady Haruhi!
Lady Haruhi: - Can you little shit stay quiet? I am trying to watch my animes while drink my coffee and you little pests are ruined my time alone!
- Sorry Lady Haruhi! Said all the kids.
Lady Haruhi: - Honestly, now I know why your parents abandoned you guys.
- Fuck you whore! Said Little Atila angry at Haruhi.
- What did you said, Mister Atila? Asked Lady Haruhi as she slowly turned her head around to Little Atila.
Little Atila: - No...Nothing!
Lady Haruhi: - WHAT DID YOU SAID TO ME YOU LITTLE FAGGOT!!!!
- I am sorry, Lady Haruhi! Said Little Atila crying.
Lady Haruhi: - That is better! I gonna forgive you this time, but the next time that you raised your voice to me you gonna spend some time alone in the "room of the banned souls". This is your final warning!
Little Atila: - Yes, Lady Haruhi!
Lady Haruhi: - Now all you kids go to sleep and stay quiet, I gonna watch my animes.
When Lady Haruhi finally left the room all the children went to their beds very dispirited.
Little Atila: - Man, I am tired of that fucking tyrant
Little WeebHunter: - I heard that Inel was send to the "room of the banned souls" when he irritated haruhi for the last time...They said that he gonna stay there forever!
Little Looksmax Refugee: - I wonder if this will happen with us one day
Little NeetGod: She can't do those stuff with us, she needs to get what she fucking deserves.
Little Lain: - HA HA HA HA
Little LetsGetOut: - What is so funny?
Little Lain: - Let's said that I already gave her what she fucking deserves.
Little Keving Logan: - What did you do?
Little Lain: - Well... I peed on her cafe.
Little Atila: LOL, based!
