News Neets.me Presidential Election 2025

[Tabula Rasa]

Given how @Unemployed and @Magonia are stark opposites of each other, let's organize an election to see who will become the President of Neets.me.

The campaign period will last for one (1) month and at it's conclusion on election night, denizens of Neets.me will vote on their preferred candidate to become the president of the forum.

Our nominees @Unemployed and @Magonia can start by introducing themselves as candidates and detail their presidential policies on how they'd like to run the forum*.

(*Any proposed changes are not guaranteed and are at the sole discretion of staff)



Any other members interested in participating in the presidential race can announce their candidacy in this thread.

 

[The Doctor]

I'm honorary fuoty 2023

 

[Magonia]

Not sure if id be popular. My policies may turn this place into a Hermit kingdom with 10% activity and im fine with that.

Id have perma bans ready for anyone who mentions .net publicly on any master site (except Sanctioned suicide maybe)
Id be more aggressive against suspected women children and the LGTVBBQ propagandists... beheading them in the public square

 

[Disorder]

I'm already plotting @Unemployed's assassination

 

[Unemployed]

I'm already plotting @Unemployed's assassination

Don't you think it's a little ironic that you're plotting my assassination when you've never even held a gun in your life? What's up with these empty threats? Are you trying to be funny, or just trying (and failing) to intimidate me?

Go ahead, keep plotting my assassination, you dumb monkey. You've never held a gun in your hands, not once. And judging by the number of brain cells you possess (very few, by the way), I fully expect you to be the kind of ape who ends up on Best Gore after shooting his own fingers off, assuming you ever manage to get your hands on a weapon.

So go on. Keep plotting. Keep dreaming. Seeing you with a gun would be like watching someone who can't drive sit behind the wheel of a Formula 1 car. You think you'll look cool, but the world will just laugh as you fumble around and end up hurting yourself the moment you try to use it.

Also, I've reported you to the moderators for threatening to take my life. Not because I'm afraid of you. I doubt you even have a job, let alone the means to leave whatever jungle you live in. But because it's clearly against the rules of this forum and should result in a permanent ban.

 

[Disorder]

Don't you think it's a little ironic that you're plotting my assassination when you've never even held a gun in your life? What's up with these empty threats? Are you trying to be funny, or just trying (and failing) to intimidate me?

Go ahead, keep plotting my assassination, you dumb monkey. You've never held a gun in your hands, not once. And judging by the number of brain cells you possess (very few, by the way), I fully expect you to be the kind of ape who ends up on Best Gore after shooting his own fingers off, assuming you ever manage to get your hands on a weapon.

So go on. Keep plotting. Keep dreaming. Seeing you with a gun would be like watching someone who can't drive sit behind the wheel of a Formula 1 car. You think you'll look cool, but the world will just laugh as you fumble around and end up hurting yourself the moment you try to use it.

Also, I've reported you to the moderators for threatening to take my life. Not because I'm afraid of you. I doubt you even have a job, let alone the means to leave whatever jungle you live in. But because it's clearly against the rules of this forum and should result in a permanent ban.

 

[Tabula Rasa]

Don't you think it's a little ironic that you're plotting my assassination when you've never even held a gun in your life? What's up with these empty threats? Are you trying to be funny, or just trying (and failing) to intimidate me?

Go ahead, keep plotting my assassination, you dumb monkey. You've never held a gun in your hands, not once. And judging by the number of brain cells you possess (very few, by the way), I fully expect you to be the kind of ape who ends up on Best Gore after shooting his own fingers off, assuming you ever manage to get your hands on a weapon.

So go on. Keep plotting. Keep dreaming. Seeing you with a gun would be like watching someone who can't drive sit behind the wheel of a Formula 1 car. You think you'll look cool, but the world will just laugh as you fumble around and end up hurting yourself the moment you try to use it.

Also, I've reported you to the moderators for threatening to take my life. Not because I'm afraid of you. I doubt you even have a job, let alone the means to leave whatever jungle you live in. But because it's clearly against the rules of this forum and should result in a permanent ban.

How would you run the forum as the President of Neets.me?

 

[RedditHate]

Don't you think it's a little ironic that you're plotting my assassination when you've never even held a gun in your life? What's up with these empty threats? Are you trying to be funny, or just trying (and failing) to intimidate me?

Go ahead, keep plotting my assassination, you dumb monkey. You've never held a gun in your hands, not once. And judging by the number of brain cells you possess (very few, by the way), I fully expect you to be the kind of ape who ends up on Best Gore after shooting his own fingers off, assuming you ever manage to get your hands on a weapon.

So go on. Keep plotting. Keep dreaming. Seeing you with a gun would be like watching someone who can't drive sit behind the wheel of a Formula 1 car. You think you'll look cool, but the world will just laugh as you fumble around and end up hurting yourself the moment you try to use it.

Also, I've reported you to the moderators for threatening to take my life. Not because I'm afraid of you. I doubt you even have a job, let alone the means to leave whatever jungle you live in. But because it's clearly against the rules of this forum and should result in a permanent ban.

you are a dipshit, you will get anal cancer and die from inside out, all starting in your anus, literal r9k nigger gay jew

 

[Unemployed]

I'm already plotting @Unemployed's assassination

Making death threats is a federal crime, clearly illegal, and a violation of this forum’s rules. It can result in up to five years in prison under 18 U.S. Code § 875(c). This user should be permanently banned immediately.

@Master, @IGiveUp, @Haruhi Suzumiya, @Alexanderr

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18 U.S. Code § 875 - Interstate communications

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[RNT]

Making death threats is a federal crime, clearly illegal, and a violation of this forum’s rules. It can result in up to five years in prison under 18 U.S. Code § 875(c).

@Master referring to your latest post on .org, death threats are against the law in the US (which is what MM has done). Feds aren't very ironic about "ramming people with cars" and other stuff either (again, he posted about this).

It's all just going to add up and after some high-profile case you'll spend your meager wealth on lawyers, then be sent to jail anyway.

Pick moderators that know how to write in English (for one). If they know how to write, perhaps they would be at least a little bit legally aware. Half of those mods on .org don't know how to write.

 

[Unemployed]

@Master referring to your latest post on .org, death threats are against the law in the US (which is what MM has done). Feds aren't very ironic about "ramming people with cars" and other stuff either (again, he posted about this).

@Master gives r/badlegaladvice

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