New here, I am a married neet

constantfailure7

constantfailure7

oldcel married neet
Apr 21, 2024
45
As far as I can tell, being incel is not a requirement to join a neet forum.

I am 31 years old. I am a married neet. I also have extreme gyno with female type fat storage with Klinefelter's looking body. I have an attractive face and full head of blonde hair.

This does not make up for having most repulsive body type possible. I am vomit inducing from below the neck.

My wife is 28. You may be wondering, how did this happen.

I have mostly been neet on and off my whole life. I was able to score my wife due to luck + jbf + jbw

I met her when she was 17 and I was 20. She is pretty, looks like young version of Sally Fields. Has tiny cute feet plump ass small waist. Not gotten fat yet
Locked her down (married) when she was 20 as I figured she would find someone way better in college.
It worked. She knows nothing else besides a life of poverty with a neet man.

There are some cons.

If you DO manage to lock down a woman as a neet, she is never going to be satisfied with you and will be bitter for how her life turned out.

She likely stays with me due to codepdendency. The younger you meet her, the better.

You can find a woman depending on what you are willing to accept. Will you accept extreme mental issues? Truecel looks?

Let me know if you have questions about what life is like as a married neet.

My wife does have mental issues and physical problems + her parents hate me + she works bottom barrel $15/hour job and I currently am neet.

I just went through 1 FULL WASTED YEAR of my life working really hard completing a tech bootcamp and I never got a job offer.
It was pure suifuel and definitely one of the greatest disappointments of my life.

My wife has literally been my only success. Other than that, my 31 yrs have been 1 failure after another.
 
WestEuropoor

WestEuropoor

Yes sir, i can boogie!
Oct 7, 2022
3,391
As far as I can tell, being incel is not a requirement to join a neet forum.

I am 31 years old. I am a married neet. I also have extreme gyno with female type fat storage with Klinefelter's looking body. I have an attractive face and full head of blonde hair.

This does not make up for having most repulsive body type possible. I am vomit inducing from below the neck.

My wife is 28. You may be wondering, how did this happen.

I have mostly been neet on and off my whole life. I was able to score my wife due to luck + jbf + jbw

I met her when she was 17 and I was 20. She is pretty, looks like young version of Sally Fields. Has tiny cute feet plump ass small waist. Not gotten fat yet
Locked her down (married) when she was 20 as I figured she would find someone way better in college.
It worked. She knows nothing else besides a life of poverty with a neet man.

There are some cons.

If you DO manage to lock down a woman as a neet, she is never going to be satisfied with you and will be bitter for how her life turned out.

She likely stays with me due to codepdendency. The younger you meet her, the better.

You can find a woman depending on what you are willing to accept. Will you accept extreme mental issues? Truecel looks?

Let me know if you have questions about what life is like as a married neet.

My wife does have mental issues and physical problems + her parents hate me + she works bottom barrel $15/hour job and I currently am neet.

I just went through 1 FULL WASTED YEAR of my life working really hard completing a tech bootcamp and I never got a job offer.
It was pure suifuel and definitely one of the greatest disappointments of my life.

My wife has literally been my only success. Other than that, my 31 yrs have been 1 failure after another.
Mogs me
 
WestEuropoor

WestEuropoor

Yes sir, i can boogie!
Oct 7, 2022
3,391
As far as I can tell, being incel is not a requirement to join a neet forum.

I am 31 years old. I am a married neet. I also have extreme gyno with female type fat storage with Klinefelter's looking body. I have an attractive face and full head of blonde hair.

This does not make up for having most repulsive body type possible. I am vomit inducing from below the neck.

My wife is 28. You may be wondering, how did this happen.

I have mostly been neet on and off my whole life. I was able to score my wife due to luck + jbf + jbw

I met her when she was 17 and I was 20. She is pretty, looks like young version of Sally Fields. Has tiny cute feet plump ass small waist. Not gotten fat yet
Locked her down (married) when she was 20 as I figured she would find someone way better in college.
It worked. She knows nothing else besides a life of poverty with a neet man.

There are some cons.

If you DO manage to lock down a woman as a neet, she is never going to be satisfied with you and will be bitter for how her life turned out.

She likely stays with me due to codepdendency. The younger you meet her, the better.

You can find a woman depending on what you are willing to accept. Will you accept extreme mental issues? Truecel looks?

Let me know if you have questions about what life is like as a married neet.

My wife does have mental issues and physical problems + her parents hate me + she works bottom barrel $15/hour job and I currently am neet.

I just went through 1 FULL WASTED YEAR of my life working really hard completing a tech bootcamp and I never got a job offer.
It was pure suifuel and definitely one of the greatest disappointments of my life.

My wife has literally been my only success. Other than that, my 31 yrs have been 1 failure after another.
Do you think she might divorce you after all?
 
constantfailure7

constantfailure7

oldcel married neet
Apr 21, 2024
45
Do you think she might divorce you after all?
It doesn't seem like it, yet.

It does seem like when women hit around 30ish they have an existential crisis and want to their leave their old life behind and chase something new while they still have time. I think it has to do with hitting the wall. Women know their beauty and fertility are their main worth and when it's fading sometimes they go into psychosis and do crazy shit. I guess how men have a midlife crisis and sometimes run off and go start a new family with a younger women

But as of now, she is too much of a loser just like me. And even with her looks she probably knows that the type of man she would want wouldn't settle for her. She has told her mother that "successful men don't want loser women"
 
Zynisnotasin

Zynisnotasin

NEET
Jun 13, 2023
2,069
i dont understand how is having a foid an achievement doesnt make sense to me if your being looked down on for being a loser.
an escortcel has more pride than you
 
constantfailure7

constantfailure7

oldcel married neet
Apr 21, 2024
45
bukaka her and fulfill your genetic code
I wonder her mental issues and extreme anhedonia (I didn't go into everything I have to deal with on a daily basis) have to do with a lack of purpose in life due to not being a mother.

She also has extreme self-hatred. She is really self aware for a woman. She doesn't want her children to be cursed to end up like us or inherit her problems. I think it is is mostly environmental rather than genetic. I think if she had a baby and we were good parents the child would turn out fine.

I do know I would have a beautiful daughter. She has also said she would be scared to have a son. Probably a direct slap at me being a failure of a man so how can I raise a man.

Plus he would be a manlet (I'm tall she's 5'2) and what if he inherited what is wrong with me, what caused my body to have gyno and be like this.

I've even thought about using a sperm donor but does it even get any more cucked than that.
 
rekamaður

rekamaður

I'm beginning to feel like a r@pe god, r@pe god
Apr 12, 2023
2,074
i dont understand how is having a foid an achievement doesnt make sense to me if your being looked down on for being a loser.
an escortcel has more pride than you
nigger he literally gets some slut to work and pay for all his shit while he rots at home
that's a pretty big achievement (if true, probably larp)
 
constantfailure7

constantfailure7

oldcel married neet
Apr 21, 2024
45
What's her race? Do you practice raceplay? Can I watch?
She is white.
We already tried that. I haven't gone into all the hardship we've endured over our 11 years together.
We did try being a "webcam model" this was long ago in the days before women get paid for doing nothing on tiktok.
Since I have huge tits bigger than my wives and disgusting body all of the viewers just bullied me and we didn't make money.
Then she said she felt anger towards me for letting us get to the poverty level of borderline prostitution
 
akame

akame

Kunikuzushi
Feb 21, 2024
998
I wonder her mental issues and extreme anhedonia (I didn't go into everything I have to deal with on a daily basis) have to do with a lack of purpose in life due to not being a mother.

She also has extreme self-hatred. She is really self aware for a woman. She doesn't want her children to be cursed to end up like us or inherit her problems. I think it is is mostly environmental rather than genetic. I think if she had a baby and we were good parents the child would turn out fine.

I do know I would have a beautiful daughter. She has also said she would be scared to have a son. Probably a direct slap at me being a failure of a man so how can I raise a man.

Plus he would be a manlet (I'm tall she's 5'2) and what if he inherited what is wrong with me, what caused my body to have gyno and be like this.

I've even thought about using a sperm donor but does it even get any more cucked than that.
"lack of purpose mothers" sounds like post no chad breeded children instead she ended up with an oofy doofy
"extreme self hatred" no chad syndrome
and correction she doesnt want her children to be cursed like you, she would let chad rail her all day everyday and create lots of mini chaddingtons in a heartbeat but she failed and ended up with you as her sob partner
 
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クーロ

クーロ

عثمان دان فوديو الثاني
Jan 23, 2024
4,158
A loser love story is beautiful. Everybody in the replies is seething rn
 
constantfailure7

constantfailure7

oldcel married neet
Apr 21, 2024
45
i dont understand how is having a foid an achievement doesnt make sense to me if your being looked down on for being a loser.
an escortcel has more pride than you
Before her, I did see escorts. That's how I lost my virginity. My first time experiencing female touch was by a middle age ogre looking Asian woman at a massage parlor. I saw about 3 escorts before meeting my wife.

But yes, the worst part about being a married neet is the knowledge that your wife will never respect you. Woman's entire self identity revolves around the quality of man she is able to lock down.

Honestly, I am happier with my situation though than being single, even with knowing I can't ever make any woman truly happy
 
Zynisnotasin

Zynisnotasin

NEET
Jun 13, 2023
2,069
Hes fat did you even read his post?
being fat means nothing if it doesnt hinder you from getting a foid
jus means ur lazy
plus he needs to disclose how fat is he 600lb or a mere 200lb that can be sorted out in a coulpla months
 
Riddler

Riddler

NEET
Oct 18, 2023
4,541
If not larp you're basically an older white version of me with differences

I have the same Klinefelters distribution problem. Basically built like a bitch and have a low dimorphism face where I look like one in sometimes and get mistaken for one sometimes

I basically had to chose between an arranged marriage in my shitskin third world culture or "true love" here in the west and I chose the latter

Can I PM you? I don't wanna expound the fine details of my life but I always wanted to talk to an older version of me
 
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constantfailure7

constantfailure7

oldcel married neet
Apr 21, 2024
45
nigger he literally gets some slut to work and pay for all his shit while he rots at home
that's a pretty big achievement (if true, probably larp)

Lmao. It is not larp, though I can care less who believes me, mainly have so much I need to get off my chest and only fellow losers can understand.
So how we do it is we are both on and off neet. Early 2023 I was a delivery driver and we saved most of it. Then I quit the job. We cycle. Sometimes she is neet, sometimes I am.

But it is overall a really poor quality of life, as you all know. We can't travel or have ANY experiences unless it's free or goyslop.

I would love to not be neet. I think there is something offputting about my personality. I know I don't have autism.
I never get any job offers. I completed a tech bootcamp and never got a job.
The only jobs I can ever get are physical labor and I have to quit after a few months due to being oldcel and body is in too much pain these days
 
constantfailure7

constantfailure7

oldcel married neet
Apr 21, 2024
45
being fat means nothing if it doesnt hinder you from getting a foid
jus means ur lazy
plus he needs to disclose how fat is he 600lb or a mere 200lb that can be sorted out in a coulpla months
I'm not really that fat, I am just built like a woman. I am 6 feet, 210 pounds.
I carry it all below the belly button except for like C cup tits, with big womanly thighs and ass. I have a beautiful face.
This can't be sorted. My parents did me a disservice by not getting me gyno surgery as a teenager.
I have had these tits since like 12.
If I did have a son I am making sure I take every intervention needed to ensure he doesn't develop my body. If he has tits I will get them cut off.

But again being neet sucks can't pay for any voluntary surgery. What need has fucking 10K+ laying around
 
poorcel

poorcel

sadboy
Oct 1, 2023
1,719
Lmao. It is not larp, though I can care less who believes me, mainly have so much I need to get off my chest and only fellow losers can understand.
So how we do it is we are both on and off neet. Early 2023 I was a delivery driver and we saved most of it. Then I quit the job. We cycle. Sometimes she is neet, sometimes I am.

But it is overall a really poor quality of life, as you all know. We can't travel or have ANY experiences unless it's free or goyslop.

I would love to not be neet. I think there is something offputting about my personality. I know I don't have autism.
I never get any job offers. I completed a tech bootcamp and never got a job.
The only jobs I can ever get are physical labor and I have to quit after a few months due to being oldcel and body is in too much pain these days
I believe you all guys with dad bods always get laid
 
WestEuropoor

WestEuropoor

Yes sir, i can boogie!
Oct 7, 2022
3,391
I'm not really that fat, I am just built like a woman. I am 6 feet, 210 pounds.
I carry it all below the belly button except for like C cup tits, with big womanly thighs and ass. I have a beautiful face.
This can't be sorted. My parents did me a disservice by not getting me gyno surgery as a teenager.
I have had these tits since like 12.
If I did have a son I am making sure I take every intervention needed to ensure he doesn't develop my body. If he has tits I will get them cut off.

But again being neet sucks can't pay for any voluntary surgery. What need has fucking 10K+ laying around
I do, but i refuse to call dr eppley
 
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constantfailure7

constantfailure7

oldcel married neet
Apr 21, 2024
45
"lack of purpose mothers" sounds like post no chad breeded children instead she ended up with an oofy doofy
"extreme self hatred" no chad syndrome
and correction she doesnt want her children to be cursed like you, she would let chad rail her all day everyday and create lots of mini chaddingtons in a heartbeat but she failed and ended up with you as her sob partner
Lmao :feelsrope::feelsrope: it's fucking true. You sound like you know women's true nature.
ALL women want the top 10% but not all of them achieve it.
Makes you wonder if all the "childfree" women are only so due to having enough brain cells to understand they will never lock down a chad. Thus, they'd rather not have a family and purpose at all.

Then the challenge as a neet man is can you live with knowing your woman *settled* for you and will always fantasize eyes tightly shut about chad while you rail her.

I have another issue. I think, well more like i know for sure, she has a crush on someone irl.
I want to make a post about it because it is tearing me up inside.
 
constantfailure7

constantfailure7

oldcel married neet
Apr 21, 2024
45
do you or your whore get neetbux?
No bhai. We've talked about it on and off over the years. It would be easier for her to get it due to just having to turn on the poor pitiful female act. Although her job usually earns enough to be a little more than what neetbux would be, though like me, she doesn't always stay employed.

I do have some resentment towards her for not using her female privilege to easily score an 80k job, but then again, if she did then she wouldn't be with me and could possibly score a chad since she's pretty.

We've been able to survive because up until post-covid, it wasn't too hard to scrape by. In 2014 we lived in Seattle for literally $625 a month. Our rent was always under $900 per month. We could survive on $1500 or less. Now it's changed, we are really in trouble. And every end of lease is always a crisis because having to come up with the deposit and rent requirements for a new place.

We never lived with parents. I only have 1 surviving parent who I am partly estranged from. Her parents hate me and would never let me live with them. As such, they will rot away in a hellish state run care home one day.
 
akame

akame

Kunikuzushi
Feb 21, 2024
998
Lmao :feelsrope::feelsrope: it's fucking true. You sound like you know women's true nature.
ALL women want the top 10% but not all of them achieve it.
Makes you wonder if all the "childfree" women are only so due to having enough brain cells to understand they will never lock down a chad. Thus, they'd rather not have a family and purpose at all.

Then the challenge as a neet man is can you live with knowing your woman *settled* for you and will always fantasize eyes tightly shut about chad while you rail her.

I have another issue. I think, well more like i know for sure, she has a crush on someone irl.
I want to make a post about it because it is tearing me up inside.
oh damn sorry i assumed you were a failed normie or some shit hence why i was so hostile, welcome to the forum
 
constantfailure7

constantfailure7

oldcel married neet
Apr 21, 2024
45
False I know a NEET who is chad and bangs women monthly, ive seen old womens date rich men but then cheat on them with the bum chad
Yeah, chad is #1, even if neet. Chad can successfully be a bum and live off women. It does make you wonder what happens to old bum chads. Surely a 60 year old previous-chad now elderly would be up shit's creek
Perhaps the aging bum chad does what women do and will simply settle for some middle age women who will forever support his lifestyle
 
Polar-Z

Polar-Z

so tiresome
Aug 3, 2023
2,515
Fren reading your comments tell me you're clearly in need of prioritizing a healthy diet and work out like a motherfucker. Everything else be damned for the moment. You seem to have a very low self esteem due to your body image.

I don't really have the energy to write something constructive or meaningful but I honestly think your problems are easily fixable
 
constantfailure7

constantfailure7

oldcel married neet
Apr 21, 2024
45
Fren reading your comments tell me you're clearly in need of prioritizing a healthy diet and work out like a motherfucker. Everything else be damned for the moment. You seem to have a very low self esteem due to your body image.

I don't really have the energy to write something constructive or meaningful but I honestly think your problems are easily fixable
Thanks for the little bit of hope.
I do indeed have really low self esteem. Part is genetic due to my meek personality but some from what all has happened.
Luckily my wife and I both cook healthy meals. I have not gone carb free yet. I do workout, but need to harder.
I rarely eat fast food given how expensive everything is. Rice and beans made at home is cheap.

I am not sure how much a low carb diet weight loss and working out can do for Kleinfelters looking men like me.

I do need surgery at least on my gyno which my parents should have done as I've had this since puberty

People literally gasp and stare at me at the beach when I take my shirt off.
I'm the guy that often wears a huge shirt in the pool and I wear my shirt down to the ocean till right before I get in the water
 
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Lord Fukura

Lord Fukura

Banned
Mar 6, 2024
653
As far as I can tell, being incel is not a requirement to join a neet forum.

I am 31 years old. I am a married neet. I also have extreme gyno with female type fat storage with Klinefelter's looking body. I have an attractive face and full head of blonde hair.

This does not make up for having most repulsive body type possible. I am vomit inducing from below the neck.

My wife is 28. You may be wondering, how did this happen.

I have mostly been neet on and off my whole life. I was able to score my wife due to luck + jbf + jbw

I met her when she was 17 and I was 20. She is pretty, looks like young version of Sally Fields. Has tiny cute feet plump ass small waist. Not gotten fat yet
Locked her down (married) when she was 20 as I figured she would find someone way better in college.
It worked. She knows nothing else besides a life of poverty with a neet man.

There are some cons.

If you DO manage to lock down a woman as a neet, she is never going to be satisfied with you and will be bitter for how her life turned out.

She likely stays with me due to codepdendency. The younger you meet her, the better.

You can find a woman depending on what you are willing to accept. Will you accept extreme mental issues? Truecel looks?

Let me know if you have questions about what life is like as a married neet.

My wife does have mental issues and physical problems + her parents hate me + she works bottom barrel $15/hour job and I currently am neet.

I just went through 1 FULL WASTED YEAR of my life working really hard completing a tech bootcamp and I never got a job offer.
It was pure suifuel and definitely one of the greatest disappointments of my life.

My wife has literally been my only success. Other than that, my 31 yrs have been 1 failure after another.
I hate faggots like you, I hope you know that. You don't belong here, go the fuck back to r/NEET you stupid faggot, and kill yourself while you're at it as well.
 
usercorn

usercorn

Mittens the revival
Apr 1, 2024
770
I tried being with a woman, but she was fat and I lost interest.
 
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Lazy_guy

NEET
Nov 2, 2023
169
It's actually Sally field....her name was changed thanks to the Mandela effect.
 
Unemployed

Unemployed

McMahonist
Nov 28, 2020
5,572
i dont understand how is having a foid an achievement doesnt make sense to me if your being looked down on for being a loser.
For these blackpilled incels it's everything.

Oh No Reaction GIF by WWE
 
Moondust

Moondust

NEET
Nov 8, 2023
6,241
Lol he didn't even post his gf. I worship Sally fields she's a princess (in her prime ofc). No fucking way op got a girl that cute unless he's Chad+. I can believe a neet being married but she's probably ltn looks at MAX.

My neet stepdad is married but his wife is 3/10 low iq obese white trash and hes 6'3 big framed anglo ffs. No way op got a hot girl lol
 
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Moondust

Moondust

NEET
Nov 8, 2023
6,241
I hate faggots like you, I hope you know that. You don't belong here, go the fuck back to r/NEET you stupid faggot, and kill yourself while you're at it as well.
Guarantee his gf is nowhere near as attractive as he is describing . Lol "plump ass" that's amerilard cope speak for obesity
 
constantfailure77

constantfailure77

married oldcel lifelong neet
May 2, 2024
99
Lol he didn't even post his gf. I worship Sally fields she's a princess (in her prime ofc). No fucking way op got a girl that cute unless he's Chad+. I can believe a neet being married but she's probably ltn looks at MAX.

My neet stepdad is married but his wife is 3/10 low iq obese white trash and hes 6'3 big framed anglo ffs. No way op got a hot girl lol
Lol it's okay if you don't believe me, I'm not trying to prove anything to anyone. Yeah bro I'm not posting any photos of my wife here who tf would do that. I'll just reiterate again, she looks like a young Sally Fields with a little waist and plump round ass. The point is I'm saying that I got lucky. I got her when she was a teenager before she knew any different.

She is physically beautiful but has plenty of mental issues plus some physical ones.
 
Saito

Saito

NEET
Sep 19, 2021
5,466
Lol it's okay if you don't believe me, I'm not trying to prove anything to anyone. Yeah bro I'm not posting any photos of my wife here who tf would do that. I'll just reiterate again, she looks like a young Sally Fields with a little waist and plump round ass. The point is I'm saying that I got lucky. I got her when she was a teenager before she knew any different.

She is physically beautiful but has plenty of mental issues plus some physical ones.
We'll accept you if you post her nudes :feelsmhm:
 
constantfailure77

constantfailure77

married oldcel lifelong neet
May 2, 2024
99
How convenient 🙄

Also lol at describing her ass as "plump" gigacoping for her disgusting obesity 🤣
Bro when I say plump I mean she has a small waist, mostly flat but soft stomach, with a round nice toned ass. She is about 5"2. Works out more than me.
Again I don't care if y'all think I'm larping.
I just got really lucky and scored her young before she knew better
 
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Lazy_guy

NEET
Nov 2, 2023
169
Lol it's okay if you don't believe me, I'm not trying to prove anything to anyone. Yeah bro I'm not posting any photos of my wife here who tf would do that. I'll just reiterate again, she looks like a young Sally Fields with a little waist and plump round ass. The point is I'm saying that I got lucky. I got her when she was a teenager before she knew any different.

She is physically beautiful but has plenty of mental issues plus some physical ones.
It's sally field, you keep getting the name wrong.
 
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