Pee sitting down

[Moondust]

It's unbelievably based. Cleaner, more comfortable, and you empty your bladder easier. I haven't peed standing up in like 4 months now. Although I did pee on my knees the other day

Also you don't even have to wash your hands because you literally don't touch anything dirty. Don't have to touch your pee pee +flush the toilet using your feet to touch the handle

 

[Jacob]

it really is better I have been doing it for most of my life.

I got made fun of for it and got called gay in the 2nd grade for peeing sitting down.

 

[Brother Wagecuck]

i have no patience tho i wanna be in and out and not surrounded by other men peeeing

 

[Moondust]

i have no patience tho i wanna be in and out and not surrounded by other men peeeing

Touch less grass stay at home more

 

[itsover756]

toilet seat cold

 

[Brother Wagecuck]

Touch less grass stay at home more

dont got no choice when you have to pee at work

 

[chudur-budur]

A leaking sheboon therapist being documented. circa 2024, colorized.​

 

[god.ly]

yoi don't have to pee if you don't drink water...

 

[Zangano1]

Thats gay

 

[SoupaSilva]

My dick is cleaner than a toilet seat i'd rather touch my dick than sit on a toilet

 

[Moondust]

My dick is cleaner than a toilet seat i'd rather touch my dick than sit on a toilet

Yeah but you sit on the toilet seat you don't have to touch it with your hands. The only way you're getting the germs from the toilet seat is if you're touching your ass lol

 

[SoupaSilva]

Yeah but you sit on the toilet seat you don't have to touch it with your hands. The only way you're getting the germs from the toilet seat is if you're touching your ass lol

What about when you get in bed?

 

[Moondust]

What about when you get in bed?

Well unless ur getting in bed naked there's your boxers and/or pajamas in between your ass and the bed

 

[Atila]

i never wash my hands

 

[Kpwat]

The other day mom was complaining about someone peeing all over the toilet, and I tell her, mom don't blame me, I do it sitting.

 

[Daddy Piggsy]

Just piss like a foid theory

 

[Moondust]

Just piss like a foid theory

 

[Original]

Also you don't even have to wash your hands because you literally don't touch anything dirty.

don't even have to wash your hands

 

[Moondust]

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You wash ur hands after peeing? Urine is fairly clean. Especially now that i dont touch my dick or anything in the bathroom idc to wash my hands after i do my sit down pee

But like if i got pee on my hands i wud ofc lol

 

[Original]

You wash ur hands after peeing? Urine is fairly clean. Especially now that i dont touch my dick or anything in the bathroom idc to wash my hands after i do my sit down pee

The main reason I wash is because I lift the toilet seat up and pee standing up.
peeing sitting down makes me feel kinda weird and gay. I’m afraid I’ll grow boobs and transform into an anime girl before I stand up

 

[Moondust]

makes me feel kinda weird and gay. I’m afraid I’ll grow boobs and transform into an anime girl before I stand up

Yes.jpg

 

[Original]

The main reason I wash is because I lift the toilet seat up and pee standing up.
peeing sitting down makes me feel kinda weird and gay. I’m afraid I’ll grow boobs and transform into an anime girl before I stand up

me after I pee sitting down

 

[Moondust]

me after I pee sitting down
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60% of australia and germany are anime girls then

Where in the world are men most likely to sit down to wee? | YouGov

German men are by far the most frequent ‘sitzpinklers’

today.yougov.com