WestEuropoor
Yes sir, i can boogie!
- Oct 7, 2022
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Something i have done in the past and will probably do in the near future.
IMPORTANT NOTE: This tutorial works in most countries with socialistic political systems and could also work outside of europe but since i have 0 knowledge of which laws will apply to you its easier for me to leave it out of this tutorial.
Free neetbuxx are often gifted in some unemployment program which pays you anywhere between 400 and 1200 euro's a month depending on which country you live in. These are either paid out by the state or done by a private company which collects insurance from people through tax on their wagiebucks. However this isn't really important and i will get straight to the point since NEET attention span is very short.
1. Get a job for a month/two preferably some shift work because usually the shift bonus and the many work hours pay pretty well for an unskilled job. If you are actually skilled then get a well paying job in the field you hate
2. Call in sick somewhere in the 2nd month, just give a generic reason (cold, not feeling too well, pneumonia) these are the easiest and most straightforward for autistic NEETS who can't handle conversations with employer.
3. From this point your employer will probably call you daily, dont worry, they also dont really worry about you its just you still costing money while being on a leave. When they ask you about when you can return to workfloor just say you dont know and still dont feel well. After a week if they dont do it themselves ask for an appointment with a occupational physician (western europe, scandinavia)
4. In the meantime visit your GP and talk to them about your declining mental health (which is true since you are a NEETS.net user). This will cost you about 15 minutes of your life but will come in use later.
5. Talk to the occupational physician, complain about your mental health, make it worse than it truly is whatever happens keep your stance that you cant hold a job with these problems or you will go insane (or something like that, as long as you don''t give in)
6. You are probably on an extended sick leave right now. In almost every developed country you will now recieve payment based on your last recieved salary. Which can be anything between 70-100% of your average salary in the time you had a job (this is why working more hours comes in handy for unskilled neets). The salary will either be paid out by an insured semi gov company that you unknowingly are paying for when being a wagie or will be paid by your employer. This depends completely on the laws of country you are in and the type of contract you have at the company. This also works for employment agencies even though most people dont know this.
7. Talk to your GP about your extended sick leave and problems. Get referred to a psychologist (free if health insurance like in almost every western europe and scandinavian country). The waiting lists are probably long so it will take time to get there, and even if you do getting a plan to solve your mentalcel problems it might take long before the treatment is over.
8. Either the occupational GP or someone from the insurance company paying your sick leave will have to see you once every 2 months or so. If they demand to talk to you more often than that just act like you are about to have a breakdown and the world is caving in to you. This usually works and they wont contact you that often because they know these kind of people tend to have long reintegration times.
9. Congratulations. you are now recieving 1600-4000 neetbuxx a month instead of 400-1200.
Aftercare: This will work for around 1 to 3 years in most countries. After that they will either try to fill you for disability (even worse or just ok if you dont care afterwards) or they will get you into a procedure where you are not allowed to reject jobs anymore if they suspect you might be able to work. At this point its the best to just say ''i am going my own way and think i might be able to reintegrate, however i want to do it at my own pace and hereby i want to end my sick leave''.
At this point you are zerobuxxed. However you can just rinse and repeat as long as you like in most of these countries. And there is nothing they can do when mental health is involved since its a way more serious hot topic they can't ignore or reject sick leaves based on that anymore.
Benefits: Full wagie pay, benefitsbuxxmaxxed
Cons: You have to become a wagie for a month once every 1 to 3 years
Let me know if you have any questions
Regards
A dutch neet
IMPORTANT NOTE: This tutorial works in most countries with socialistic political systems and could also work outside of europe but since i have 0 knowledge of which laws will apply to you its easier for me to leave it out of this tutorial.
Free neetbuxx are often gifted in some unemployment program which pays you anywhere between 400 and 1200 euro's a month depending on which country you live in. These are either paid out by the state or done by a private company which collects insurance from people through tax on their wagiebucks. However this isn't really important and i will get straight to the point since NEET attention span is very short.
1. Get a job for a month/two preferably some shift work because usually the shift bonus and the many work hours pay pretty well for an unskilled job. If you are actually skilled then get a well paying job in the field you hate
2. Call in sick somewhere in the 2nd month, just give a generic reason (cold, not feeling too well, pneumonia) these are the easiest and most straightforward for autistic NEETS who can't handle conversations with employer.
3. From this point your employer will probably call you daily, dont worry, they also dont really worry about you its just you still costing money while being on a leave. When they ask you about when you can return to workfloor just say you dont know and still dont feel well. After a week if they dont do it themselves ask for an appointment with a occupational physician (western europe, scandinavia)
4. In the meantime visit your GP and talk to them about your declining mental health (which is true since you are a NEETS.net user). This will cost you about 15 minutes of your life but will come in use later.
5. Talk to the occupational physician, complain about your mental health, make it worse than it truly is whatever happens keep your stance that you cant hold a job with these problems or you will go insane (or something like that, as long as you don''t give in)
6. You are probably on an extended sick leave right now. In almost every developed country you will now recieve payment based on your last recieved salary. Which can be anything between 70-100% of your average salary in the time you had a job (this is why working more hours comes in handy for unskilled neets). The salary will either be paid out by an insured semi gov company that you unknowingly are paying for when being a wagie or will be paid by your employer. This depends completely on the laws of country you are in and the type of contract you have at the company. This also works for employment agencies even though most people dont know this.
7. Talk to your GP about your extended sick leave and problems. Get referred to a psychologist (free if health insurance like in almost every western europe and scandinavian country). The waiting lists are probably long so it will take time to get there, and even if you do getting a plan to solve your mentalcel problems it might take long before the treatment is over.
8. Either the occupational GP or someone from the insurance company paying your sick leave will have to see you once every 2 months or so. If they demand to talk to you more often than that just act like you are about to have a breakdown and the world is caving in to you. This usually works and they wont contact you that often because they know these kind of people tend to have long reintegration times.
9. Congratulations. you are now recieving 1600-4000 neetbuxx a month instead of 400-1200.
Aftercare: This will work for around 1 to 3 years in most countries. After that they will either try to fill you for disability (even worse or just ok if you dont care afterwards) or they will get you into a procedure where you are not allowed to reject jobs anymore if they suspect you might be able to work. At this point its the best to just say ''i am going my own way and think i might be able to reintegrate, however i want to do it at my own pace and hereby i want to end my sick leave''.
At this point you are zerobuxxed. However you can just rinse and repeat as long as you like in most of these countries. And there is nothing they can do when mental health is involved since its a way more serious hot topic they can't ignore or reject sick leaves based on that anymore.
Benefits: Full wagie pay, benefitsbuxxmaxxed
Cons: You have to become a wagie for a month once every 1 to 3 years
Let me know if you have any questions
Regards
A dutch neet
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working 40 hours only to pay your rent haha. And if you have a well paying job... well than 
