Comfy Strangest Dreams You've Had

[Maltodextrincel]

What were your most bizarre dreams?
Last night, I had a dream that I was in New York City. Reality had glitched with the past folding into the present in the form of apparitions.
The ghostly Twin Towers repeatedly fell in the pink skyline, resetting back to normal after each demolition. Other older, presently non-existing buildings also appeared as illusions.
I asked a boomer at a café about why this was happening. With a knowing grin, he told me it was because I drank alcohol before falling asleep. I had in fact drunk COPEious amounts of vodka before sleeping.
Realizing it was a dream, I explored the rest of the glitched city out of curiosity with a group of broccoli-haired zoomers who were shooting clickbait content.

 

[Autism]

I had dreams where i was in horror movie and then i raped that one foid ghosts

 

[punthigh]

I had to get in my spaceship to go assasinate the target in his apartment

 

[Truckzo]

foid who was like a sister to me whom I screwed up with recently holding my severed head on her lap and stroking it while smiling at me in a dark room with pentagrams all around it

 

[hikikomori]

Being abducted by grey aliens and reptilians and hearing them chatter amongst themselves telepathically and talk about the Draco empire

When i got lucid (they like to keep you in a haze so you aren't aware of what's going on they also memory wipe you so you forget you went to sleep) and started flying one of the greys pointed a sci fi looking gun at me and shouted at me to "come down!"

 

[hikikomori]

Also one lucid dream where I was in a cafe that got raided by these weird terminator looking cyborg entities that started shooting up the place and blasting it

I fought back and used telekinesis to take hold of one of the cyborgs assault rifles and fire back at it

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Also another lucid dream where a bunch of reptilians cloaked as people I saw in HS tried to swarm me like zombies and make it so I couldn't wake up and stay trapped in the dream everytime I fought back

 

[Maltodextrincel]

Also one lucid dream where I was in a cafe that got raided by these weird terminator looking cyborg entities that started shooting up the place and blasting it

I fought back and used telekinesis to take hold of one of the cyborgs assault rifles and fire back at it

Telekinesis dreams are always fun. There was one where I was a post-apocalyptic telekinetic hermit living in the desert. A scout from a nearby settlement called me a degenerate for living that lifestyle, to which I agreed. I killed him with flying sewing needles controlled by my mind. Then I cooked and ate him

foid who was like a sister to me whom I screwed up with recently holding my severed head on her lap and stroking it while smiling at me in a dark room with pentagrams all around it

This is your subconscious telling you to behead yourself and have it mailed to your foid to reconcile the screwup

 

[skinme]

Never take your dreams too seriously

 

[hikikomori]

Telekinesis dreams are always fun. There was one where I was a post-apocalyptic telekinetic hermit living in the desert. A scout from a nearby settlement called me a degenerate for living that lifestyle, to which I agreed. I killed him with flying sewing needles controlled by my mind. Then I cooked and ate him

entities targeting me keep putting implants in me so I don’t kill them with my powers. I usually grab a hold of them with telekinesis and then light them on fire or fling them somewhere. I literally can’t do anything when they implant me except fly although at one point I was able to split the entire dream map in half with TK but this was way back before I started getting targeted more.

also they keep giving me artificial dreams that take place in these weird claustrophobic interiors that have procedural generation to them. if you try to fly through the walls you won’t be able to when you normally can. they started giving me these because they got sick of me flying out of the dream area. so to escape these I have to look for a window or an exit and fly out of there.

there’s some electromagnetic forcefield they keep putting around places so I don’t fly out of them or there are implants stopping me from doing it. even when they give me dreams that take place in my own god damn house.

 

[WizardMelanin]

I don't have dreams
And when I do on the rare occasion I don't remember them