Discussion suicide by cop

iDONTwannaBeME

iDONTwannaBeME

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Aug 22, 2023
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what do you think about this suicide method?

it makes sense for me, i dont want to end up paraplegic(roping has high chances of this) so suicide by cop seems like a good idea

basically it consists of calling the cops on yourself, give them your description and then make them shoot you
 
Lordgoro

Lordgoro

Quite an experience to live in fear, isn't it?
Nov 1, 2022
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what do you think about this suicide method?

it makes sense for me, i dont want to end up paraplegic(roping has high chances of this) so suicide by cop seems like a good idea

basically it consists of calling the cops on yourself, give them your description and then make them shoot you
Unless they tazer you instead, and you wake up in jail for a very long time! Irony
 
iDONTwannaBeME

iDONTwannaBeME

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Aug 22, 2023
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Can leave you disabled or disfigured and with a criminal record
it has way lower chances they will mag dump you if you run at them with a knife ive seen videos, or just make this with your hands

but you have to tell them through the phone that you are armed and have killed somebody first so they go there expecting violence
 
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Autismcel

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it has way lower chances they will mag dump you if you run at them with a knife ive seen videos, or just make this with your hands

but you have to tell them through the phone that you are armed and have killed somebody first so they go there expecting violence
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Just od on fent (in videogame)
 
hikikomori

hikikomori

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Jun 16, 2023
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They will shoot bean bags at u
 
クーロ

クーロ

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Jan 23, 2024
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1 the cop misses and you end up paralyzed
2 the cop ends up being a hot Stacy and you regret everything so you break down and beg her to fuck you instead which gives you a criminal record
3 the cops are required to use non-lethal methods so you just end up tased, also a criminal record
4 you don't live in the US. Nullifying any of the above options
5 the cops don't arrive and remind you that no one cares making you feel even more miserable
6 the cops end up being corrupt and just extort you for money then leave
 
iDONTwannaBeME

iDONTwannaBeME

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Aug 22, 2023
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1 the cop misses and you end up paralyzed
2 the cop ends up being a hot Stacy and you regret everything so you break down and beg her to fuck you instead which gives you a criminal record
3 the cops are required to use non-lethal methods so you just end up tased, also a criminal record
4 you don't live in the US. Nullifying any of the above options
5 the cops don't arrive and remind you that no one cares making you feel even more miserable
6 the cops end up being corrupt and just extort you for money then leave
best next option that isnt roping is throwing myself under a bus but if it doesnt squish your head first you might end up agonizing with your intestines out like that guy in Saving Private Ryan
 
iDONTwannaBeME

iDONTwannaBeME

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Most suicide methods are very risky, even shooting yourself through the roof of your mouth has a higher chance then one might believe at failing and having you suffer even more
not if done with a shotgun but i cant get that
 
クーロ

クーロ

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Jan 23, 2024
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best next option that isnt roping is throwing myself under a bus but if it doesnt squish your head first you might end up agonizing with your intestines out like that guy in Saving Private Ryan
Risk is always involved. What about jumping from somewhere high? At least 30 stories.
 
Samisnotsocool223

Samisnotsocool223

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Jul 21, 2023
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what do you think about this suicide method?

it makes sense for me, i dont want to end up paraplegic(roping has high chances of this) so suicide by cop seems like a good idea

basically it consists of calling the cops on yourself, give them your description and then make them shoot you
Dumb asf way to try to die bc you they usually wont shoot at the head and you can end up surviving with permanent damage
 
vandrende lik

vandrende lik

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Nov 14, 2023
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it works only in the states and authoritarian shitholes like russia or iran
in a normal country youll get disarmed detained and after a moralising talk and walk of shame theyll let u go
 
vandrende lik

vandrende lik

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Nov 14, 2023
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in scandi countries and (some parts of? not sure) the uk, the police aren't even armed
 
Lordgoro

Lordgoro

Quite an experience to live in fear, isn't it?
Nov 1, 2022
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best next option that isnt roping is throwing myself under a bus but if it doesnt squish your head first you might end up agonizing with your intestines out like that guy in Saving Private Ryan
Guaranteed death, train method. Pretty scary way to go.

 
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Lordgoro

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Nov 1, 2022
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ODDLY enough for the last year ive been working on a FiCTIONAL story that starts with a guy committing suicide from a tall building. Hard to finish though.
 
c-barreda

c-barreda

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Mar 27, 2024
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I used to fantasíze About going behind one and knocking him out with some kind of baseball bat and then taking out his gun and shooting myself
 
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