Discussion suicide by cop

[iDONTwannaBeME]

what do you think about this suicide method?

it makes sense for me, i dont want to end up paraplegic(roping has high chances of this) so suicide by cop seems like a good idea

basically it consists of calling the cops on yourself, give them your description and then make them shoot you

 

[Deleted member 934]

Can leave you disabled or disfigured and with a criminal record

 

[ZZebra786]

Ive Actually thought of that before but its a flawed tactic, society will just see you as a menace and you don't want that rep on your fam

 

[Khaos]

Sounds stupid. Might not be fatal and then you'll have to go through annoying shit show

 

[Lordgoro]

what do you think about this suicide method?

it makes sense for me, i dont want to end up paraplegic(roping has high chances of this) so suicide by cop seems like a good idea

basically it consists of calling the cops on yourself, give them your description and then make them shoot you

Unless they tazer you instead, and you wake up in jail for a very long time! Irony

 

[iDONTwannaBeME]

Can leave you disabled or disfigured and with a criminal record

it has way lower chances they will mag dump you if you run at them with a knife ive seen videos, or just make this with your hands

but you have to tell them through the phone that you are armed and have killed somebody first so they go there expecting violence

 

[Autismcel]

it has way lower chances they will mag dump you if you run at them with a knife ive seen videos, or just make this with your hands

but you have to tell them through the phone that you are armed and have killed somebody first so they go there expecting violence
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Just od on fent (in videogame)

 

[iDONTwannaBeME]

Just od on fent (in videogame)

no fent in my country

 

[hikikomori]

They will shoot bean bags at u

 

[Autismcel]

no fent in my country

Go tigER then

 

[Disorder]

Suicide is DIY, don't get someone to kill you

 

[クーロ]

1 the cop misses and you end up paralyzed
2 the cop ends up being a hot Stacy and you regret everything so you break down and beg her to fuck you instead which gives you a criminal record
3 the cops are required to use non-lethal methods so you just end up tased, also a criminal record
4 you don't live in the US. Nullifying any of the above options
5 the cops don't arrive and remind you that no one cares making you feel even more miserable
6 the cops end up being corrupt and just extort you for money then leave

 

[iDONTwannaBeME]

1 the cop misses and you end up paralyzed
2 the cop ends up being a hot Stacy and you regret everything so you break down and beg her to fuck you instead which gives you a criminal record
3 the cops are required to use non-lethal methods so you just end up tased, also a criminal record
4 you don't live in the US. Nullifying any of the above options
5 the cops don't arrive and remind you that no one cares making you feel even more miserable
6 the cops end up being corrupt and just extort you for money then leave

best next option that isnt roping is throwing myself under a bus but if it doesnt squish your head first you might end up agonizing with your intestines out like that guy in Saving Private Ryan

 

[Thadman]

Most suicide methods are very risky, even shooting yourself through the roof of your mouth has a higher chance then one might believe at failing and having you suffer even more

 

[iDONTwannaBeME]

Most suicide methods are very risky, even shooting yourself through the roof of your mouth has a higher chance then one might believe at failing and having you suffer even more

not if done with a shotgun but i cant get that

 

[クーロ]

best next option that isnt roping is throwing myself under a bus but if it doesnt squish your head first you might end up agonizing with your intestines out like that guy in Saving Private Ryan

Risk is always involved. What about jumping from somewhere high? At least 30 stories.

 

[Samisnotsocool223]

what do you think about this suicide method?

it makes sense for me, i dont want to end up paraplegic(roping has high chances of this) so suicide by cop seems like a good idea

basically it consists of calling the cops on yourself, give them your description and then make them shoot you

Dumb asf way to try to die bc you they usually wont shoot at the head and you can end up surviving with permanent damage

 

[vandrende lik]

it works only in the states and authoritarian shitholes like russia or iran
in a normal country youll get disarmed detained and after a moralising talk and walk of shame theyll let u go

 

[vandrende lik]

in scandi countries and (some parts of? not sure) the uk, the police aren't even armed

 

[Lordgoro]

best next option that isnt roping is throwing myself under a bus but if it doesnt squish your head first you might end up agonizing with your intestines out like that guy in Saving Private Ryan

Guaranteed death, train method. Pretty scary way to go.

 

[Lordgoro]

ODDLY enough for the last year ive been working on a FiCTIONAL story that starts with a guy committing suicide from a tall building. Hard to finish though.

 

[c-barreda]

I used to fantasíze About going behind one and knocking him out with some kind of baseball bat and then taking out his gun and shooting myself