Surviving in the workplace

[Thadman]

Yes yes, I get that it is ironic for one to post this on a "NEET" forum.

But how do you deal with typical workplace shit? everyone single one of your co-workers are bound to be nosey assholes who constantly talk shit and try to sabotage you in one way or another. You are labelled and shit talked about no matter how well you present yourself, I personally have no interest in knowing about your girlfriends or the overpaid ball chasing felons you glorify.

The only positive I see in going to work is all the women you will encounter, working in customer service will guarantee you working with a bunch of them. Am I the only one who prefers working with women compared to men? I just get along with them better and never felt backstabbed or betrayed by one. Also its funny to hear them talk shit and gossip about the most pettiest things possible, especially when vying for your attention.

What have your experiences been like?

 

[Kpwat]

I haven't worked yet.

 

[Thadman]

I haven't worked yet.

May I recommend you male stripping or human hand sanitizer?

 

[WaterFlame]

I will only work when I'm MTN 6'3 without hand atrophy

 

[Moondust]

There's no way you prefer females lmao. Psl style hipsterism

 

[Deleted member 1674]

As someone who has wageslaved for multiple companies for 5 years, I can definitely attest to all of these points. I’ve always had to deal with normies having their nose up my ass about my personal life, which was annoying af. Back when I was a Walmart wagie I would have coworkers ask me for money as if I’m a walking ATM.

As for the women, working with them was always pleasant and conflicting at the same time, because I’ve actually had crushes on female coworkers before. An office romance was never in the cards for me as a lowly incel, but even if it would’ve been I suppose I would’ve ended up in a situation where I’d have to choose between that and my job since most company policies include a rule against “fraternizing”.

 

[Thadman]

There's no way you prefer females lmao. Psl style hipsterism

Men are boring and always on your dick, sure females are as obnoxious & vapid but you are never a target of their daily high school drama scenes in the workplace. You can just sit back and laugh on while you hear them bitch on about and backstab each other for days on end. Plus who wouldn't want a pretty women in their midst?

As someone who has wageslaved for multiple companies for 5 years, I can definitely attest to all of these points. I’ve always had to deal with normies having their nose up my ass about my personal life, which was annoying af. Back when I was a Walmart wagie I would have coworkers ask me for money as if I’m a walking ATM.

Yup, just lie about your personal life. Or you could make yourself unapproachable but confident and bold at the same time so you dont come off as uppity or giga autistic like I do. No, no one wants to hear about your breakups, family life, or vapid celebrity bullshit.

As for the women, working with them was always pleasant and conflicting at the same time, because I’ve actually had crushes on female coworkers before. An office romance was never in the cards for me as a lowly incel, but even if it would’ve been I suppose I would’ve ended up in a situation where I’d have to choose between that and my job since most company policies include a rule against “fraternizing”.

Yeah I prefer working with women any day of the week, they are pleasant to be around as a man although you have to watch your back as they can snap & claim sexual harassment on you at any moment if they are having a bad day. Their gossip is fun to listen to at a rather boring work day.